Mother Nature wrote:
> Hoots wrote:
>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>> Hoots wrote:
>>>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>>>> Hoots wrote:
>>>>>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>>>>>> Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Mother Nature" > wrote in message
>>>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>>> - B o r i s - wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> I'd happily masturbate openly in front of you all.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> That's just how relaxed you all make me feel.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Keep in mind that love hurts.......
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Only when you shove it up the wrong hole.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I'll keep it in mind when wearing a strap on......
>>>>>>
>>>>>> MA!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ahem...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You seem to be in a "special" holiday mood this year.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> :-)
>>>>>
>>>>> I'm putting the Merry into Christmas. <g>
>>>>
>>>> You must be on the top of Santa's "Naughty List".
>>>>
>>>> Yay!
>>>
>>> Yeah but I don't get coal in my stocking. <g>
>>
>> Well, it's hung by the chimney with care.
>
> Just as long as it's hung. <g>

MA!!!

I think Santa (and you) need to come more than once a year. ;-)