Nice.....slightly revised once more.

The Lard's Prayer

Our Father, who art in Cue-in,
hallowed cooking game.
Thy Kamado come,
thy will be well done,
on lump, never in the oven.
Give us this day our daily thread.
And forgive us our mopping brushes,
as we forgive those who post against us.
And lead us not into vegetarianism,
but deliver us from vegans.
For swine is the kingdom, the power and the glory.
For liver and liver.
Praise the lard!
In the name of the Polder, the Salt, and the Holy Roast
Ham End