Our Father, who art in Cuein,
hallowed cooking game.
Thy Kamado come,
thy will be well done,
on lump as it is in the oven.
Give us this day our daily thread.
And forgive us our mopping brushes,
as we forgive those who post against us.
And lead us not into vegetarianism,
but deliver us from vegans.
For swine is the kingdom, the power and the glory.
For liver and liver. Ham End