Andy wrote:
> Split an English muffin really lopsided?
>
> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never mind they're
> fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle 1/3 sooner or so
> than the other?
>
> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces!
>
> What do you do?
>
> Andy
> A current event.

Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a
non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your
receipt, didn't you?