Dimitri wrote:
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> "The Ranger" > wrote in message
> ndwidth...
>> There I was on my way into Wal-Mart's parking lot... Getting into a
>> fight was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't even a blip on
>> the horizon... I was in a great mood, too, thinking about where I was
>> going to hit lunch after my purchase... When...
>>
>> Three cars quick-stop. Not me; I rear-end the car in front of me hard
>> enough to push him into the next crinkling his aluminum-and-fiberglass
>> Minicooper.
>>
>> So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of
>> the car -- and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff
>> seems to get funny?
>>
>> Yeah, well, I couldn't *believe* it! He was a DWARF! He looks over
>> his car and then storms over to me in my car. Since I was already out,
>> he glares up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
>>
>> So, I look down at him and ask, "Well, which one are you then?"
>>
>> ... And that's when the fight started.
>>
>> ObFood: Knuckle sandwich
>>
>> The Ranger
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> Great Line
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> Bad Timing.
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> A day ruined for one and a half people. Whoops!
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What that makes me think of is how some of the anti-choice folks think
that a soul is immediately formed with the union of sperm and egg.
Well, what if that fertilized egg twins? Do the two identical twins
have to share the soul, and only have one soul between the two? Does
one twin get the soul, and the other is soulless?

In the alt.punk NG, Dean (of Dean Dean and the Sex Machines) wrote,
"Ashley totally got the soul. Mary Kate is the dirty, souless [sic]
little whore."

--Bryan