"Dimitri" > wrote in message
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> "The Ranger" > wrote in message
> ndwidth...
>> There I was on my way into Wal-Mart's parking lot... Getting into a fight
>> was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't even a blip on the
>> horizon... I was in a great mood, too, thinking about where I was going
>> to hit lunch after my purchase... When...
>>
>> Three cars quick-stop. Not me; I rear-end the car in front of me hard
>> enough to push him into the next crinkling his aluminum-and-fiberglass
>> Minicooper.
>>
>> So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
>> car -- and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems
>> to get funny?
>>
>> Yeah, well, I couldn't *believe* it! He was a DWARF! He looks over his
>> car and then storms over to me in my car. Since I was already out, he
>> glares up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
>>
>> So, I look down at him and ask, "Well, which one are you then?"
>>
>> ... And that's when the fight started.
>>
>> ObFood: Knuckle sandwich
>>
>> The Ranger
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> Great Line
>
> Bad Timing.
>
> A day ruined for one and a half people. Whoops!

If only the dwarf had had a gun.