The Ranger said...

> There I was on my way into Wal-Mart's parking lot... Getting
> into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind. It wasn't
> even a blip on the horizon... I was in a great mood, too,
> thinking about where I was going to hit lunch after my
> purchase... When...
>
> Three cars quick-stop. Not me; I rear-end the car in front of
> me hard enough to push him into the next crinkling his
> aluminum-and-fiberglass Minicooper.
>
> So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets
> out of the car -- and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed
> and life-stuff seems to get funny?
>
> Yeah, well, I couldn't *believe* it! He was a DWARF! He looks
> over his car and then storms over to me in my car. Since I was
> already out, he glares up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
>
> So, I look down at him and ask, "Well, which one are you then?"
>
> ... And that's when the fight started.
>
> ObFood: Knuckle sandwich
>
> The Ranger


Ranger,

WTF were you thinking!??

What a stupid thing to say.

Ya BUM!!!

And WHERE was your gun in self defense?!? "Your honor, he said he was going
to kill me."

Have fun in court! You'll certainly get sued.

Andy