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>,
Ubiquitous > wrote:

> On Dec 22, 10:47*pm, Anim8rFSK > wrote:
> > *Ubiquitous > wrote:
>
> > > Poor kids. Forced to help crazy Aunt Sandy make a "sugarplum tree" with
> > > crappy candy and unbent paper clips.
> >
> > Every part of it is edible! *Except for the styrafoam and tinfoil and
> > paper clips and hooks and whatever those damn dots are on. *And that non
> > foodsafe tree she's sticking the poison gumdrops on.
>
> Which is more than can be said about the ret of her konkoctions...
>
> > > OMG! She burnt the prime rib! And no way in hell is that tiny thing going
> > > to
> > > feed all those people.
> >
> > It's worse than that. *It's burnt on the outside, wildly overdone and
> > bone dry on the outer rim, and stone cold raw never been cooked in the
> > center. *And she put it in a 350 or whatever oven for awhile, then
> > turned the oven off and let it sit for TWO HOURS, then took it out to
> > REST? *It's been in a damn stone cold oven for at least the last hour. *
> > She's serving it all at room temperature.
>
> Sounds normal for her.
>
> > > As gifts for her guests, SLop took Chinese take-out containers, glued cut
> > > up
> > > family photos to the sides, and filled them with what appears to be white
> > > fudge coated Oreo cookies. What a cheap bitch!
> >
> > Yeah. *Merry Chinese Christmas!
>
> Hee! Can you imagine having gone through the hassle and spending your
> hard-earned money for those family Xmas pictures, only to discover
> "Aunt SLop" had
> returned them cut up and glued to some take out containers?

Mom was SCREAMING at SLoP about her cutting up the pictures.
>
> > > SLop makes a macaroon topiary tree decoration/display by wrapping a
> > > styrofoam
> >
> > Every notice every time she says EVERYONE LOVES THESE it's about
> > something NOBODY likes?
>
> I call it "Ye Olde SLopp Swicheroo".
>
> "C'lleen likes White Russians, so I'm going to make her a 'white
> Knight Sock-it-to-me'!"
>
> "Kids love raisins, so I'm going to use dried cranberries in their
> trail mix!"
>
> > > precedes to dribble the remaining goo over the whole thing in an attempt
> > > to
> > > simulate snow. Snow should NOT look like it's dripping! SLop finishes by
> > > carefully placing a red-hot on each macaroon, creating what appear to be
> > > macaroon breasts. The hell?
> >
> > yeah. *the spuge is supposed to look like icicles, and then she puts a
> > red hot. *Looks like somebody with a nosebleed sneezed on it. *Or it's
> > Satan's icicles and has little eyes.
>
> Heh.
>
> > > SLop initially had everyone loitering in the living room and then made a
> > > big
> > > production at the end of having everyone come down the stairs to see all
> > > the
> >
> > Yeah, exactly when and why and where did they go again?
>
> I wonder if FN paid for her family to join her there in Canada for
> that special?

She STUCK THINGS ON THE CHAIRS in a rented house?

And we never saw the OUTSIDE of the house, except in that front door
that was less convincing than a soap opera exterior set?

I realize they actually shot the thing nowhere near Xmas, but still . .
.. why Canada?
>
> > > work she had done, but only after she spent the earlier part of it with
> > > them
> > > making the "sugar plum" tree and the gumdrop shrike tree. When SLop sat
> > > down with her "family", it was painfully awkward when she asked what they
> > > were going to do during the week and no one answered her. They probably
> > > didn't understand they were supposed to lie and go along with whatever
> > > she
> > > was talking about. They also probably wondered what the hell she was
> > > talking
> > > about, as it was just asbestos snow that was falling "outside".
> >
> > yeah. *"We're going skiing" *"Um, you do realize it's August??"
>
> Bwah!
>
> > > Which reminds me -- the special Jew for whom she painted those
> > > store-bought
> > > meringues never appeared!
> >
> > "It looks like a dredle"
> >
> > Yeah, if your retarded cousin made it, maybe.
>
> As do most of her projects.
>
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> We
> assume no liability from any illness or injury sustained while eating
> the "food" or being exposed to crapass tablescapes. And no, we're not
> sure where she grew up either. The Cordon Bleu disavows any knowlege
> of
> Miss Lee.

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