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>> >> >> "Andy" <q> wrote in message
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>> >> >> > Dee.Dee said...
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>> >> >> >> DH and I were having coffee this afternoon talking about stupid
>> >> >> >> things.
>> >> >> >> We couldn't figure out why they put those stickers on your
>> >> >> >> returns
>> >> >> >> at
>> >> >> >> the doors at Costco and Walmart; what it accomplishes for them.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > OH!
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>> >> >> > I was going to ask if I could order a rare steak in Heaven?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Boy, am I green!
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>> >> >> > Andy
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>> >> >> You have to wait until you get there to ask! Have you got enough
>> >> >> points
>> >> >> yet?
>> >> >> ;-))
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Dee Dee
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>> >> > Points???? Thought the loyalty card was enough...
>> >>
>> >> Now you've got a point there! (no pun intended)
>> >> LOL.
>> >> Dee Dee
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>> > Can't think of any Biblical references to the menus in
>> > Heaven...wondering if the food is going to be any good LOL!
>> >
>> > Do have a clean joke in that respect:
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>> > Elderly Jewish man dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter is there to greet
>> > him and says 'Please be seated at the eternal banquet table and enjoy
>> > yourself'. The man says 'Is the food kosher here? I've never eaten
>> > anything unkosher in my life.' The Gatekeeper smiles and replies 'You
>> > don't need to worry about that in Heaven. Those rules no longer apply
>> > up
>> > here.' The old man still looks uncertain: 'Are you sure?' St Peter
>> > nods.
>> > The man considers for a few moments. 'Hmmmm...I'll have the fish, thank
>> > you!'
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>> Your joke was wasted on me -- I was hoping for a laugh. Darn!
>> DeeDee
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> Sorry about that. If someone isn't certain the food somewhere is kosher,
> they usually ask for the fish. Does that help any?



Yes, I understand now. But it's a little late for me to incorporate it
into a funny-bone laugh for me. Thanks for explaining -- and not calling me
an 'idiot.' LOL.

Your pal,
Dostoevsky,
Dee Dee