"Arri London" > wrote in message
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> "Dee.Dee" wrote:
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>> "Arri London" > wrote in message
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>> > "Dee.Dee" wrote:
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>> >> "Andy" <q> wrote in message
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>> >> > Dee.Dee said...
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>> >> >> DH and I were having coffee this afternoon talking about stupid
>> >> >> things.
>> >> >> We couldn't figure out why they put those stickers on your returns
>> >> >> at
>> >> >> the doors at Costco and Walmart; what it accomplishes for them.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > OH!
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>> >> > I was going to ask if I could order a rare steak in Heaven?
>> >> >
>> >> > Boy, am I green!
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>> >> > Andy
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>> >> You have to wait until you get there to ask! Have you got enough
>> >> points
>> >> yet?
>> >> ;-))
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>> >> Dee Dee
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>> > Points???? Thought the loyalty card was enough...
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>> Now you've got a point there! (no pun intended)
>> LOL.
>> Dee Dee
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> Can't think of any Biblical references to the menus in
> Heaven...wondering if the food is going to be any good LOL!
>
> Do have a clean joke in that respect:
>
> Elderly Jewish man dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter is there to greet
> him and says 'Please be seated at the eternal banquet table and enjoy
> yourself'. The man says 'Is the food kosher here? I've never eaten
> anything unkosher in my life.' The Gatekeeper smiles and replies 'You
> don't need to worry about that in Heaven. Those rules no longer apply up
> here.' The old man still looks uncertain: 'Are you sure?' St Peter nods.
> The man considers for a few moments. 'Hmmmm...I'll have the fish, thank
> you!'


Your joke was wasted on me -- I was hoping for a laugh. Darn!
DeeDee