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Default First brisket and orgasms

Edwin Pawlowski wrote:
> No, not mine, it was theirs.
>
> Friends are having a baby shower for their first grandchild and my wife
> offered to help. She also offered for me to make a brisket. It is time to
> stock the freezer for winter so I figured I'd fill 'er up in the smoker.
>
> Long story short, they were putting the food out and there was some nice
> dishes with pasta, lasagna, salads, etc. Then there was the brisket.
>
> The crowd consisted of about 30 women, 25 were probably age 50 and up, but
> none had ever had a barbecue brisket. Hey, this is New England. I just
> stood back a listened. They started with "oh, that sure smells good" to "OH
> MY GOD this is soooo GOOOOOOD" I think a couple of the ladies had their
> first orgasm in five years.
>
> I had a bottle of sauce on the table, but only two bothered with it. Many
> came back for seconds and thirds and in minutes, a 10 pound brisket was
> gone. It was fun watching the reactions.



this is silly, but like you say, it was a bunch of Yankees. I live in
central Texas it is nothing to start a brisket early, watch football,
then eat, eat, eat. My sister lives in upstate NY, my god the food
selection is great and horrible all at the same time. Try getting a
chicken fried steak or bbq, ain't gonna happen. I'm not talking about
"grilled" meats, I mean bbq. But I guess you can say the same thing
about the clam chowder down here. But I've never seen anyone orgasm over
clam chowder.

by the way what do you guys typically eat when you watch the
Patriots...? not something you sip out of spoon I hope.

hell on the 3th of July we cook 17-20 briskets at a time on one pit,
ALL night long for the 100 or so people. Ribs, sausage and all the side
come along with it.

Congrats on the elderly sex experience though.