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From Keith Levenberg's blog:

http://cellarbook.wordpress.com/

I'm particularly fond of this entry in his "Devil's Dictionary":

Point, n. A unit of measurement used by critics to indicate the degree
to which a Bordeaux resembles a California cabernet, a Burgundy
resembles a Rhône, a Rhône resembles a shiraz, and a shiraz resembles
crude oil.



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"Mark Lipton" > wrote in message
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> From Keith Levenberg's blog:
>
> http://cellarbook.wordpress.com/
>
> I'm particularly fond of this entry in his "Devil's Dictionary":
>
> Point, n. A unit of measurement used by critics to indicate the degree
> to which a Bordeaux resembles a California cabernet, a Burgundy
> resembles a Rhône, a Rhône resembles a shiraz, and a shiraz resembles
> crude oil.
>
>
>
> Mark Lipton
> --
> alt.food.wine FAQ: http://winefaq.cwdjr.net


And love his "Beer, n. A beverage essential to the production of wine."

Very apt for Oz winemakers.

The rest of the DD is also extremely witty.

Cheers!
Martin

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On Aug 9, 5:32*pm, Mark Lipton > wrote:
> From Keith Levenberg's blog:
>
> http://cellarbook.wordpress.com/
>
> I'm particularly fond of this entry in his "Devil's Dictionary":
>
> Point, n. A unit of measurement used by critics to indicate the degree
> to which a Bordeaux resembles a California cabernet, a Burgundy
> resembles a Rhône, a Rhône resembles a shiraz, and a shiraz resembles
> crude oil.
>
>
>
> Mark Lipton
> --
> alt.food.wine FAQ: *http://winefaq.cwdjr.net


Excellent reading. Thanks for the heads up Mark.
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