The dangers of an errant sparkling wine cork:

>http://tinyurl.com/54cnm<

Alternatively you could simply ensure the bottle is pointed away from
you and anyone else in the vicinity.


Wn

Yes, apply the same safety methods that are taught by the National Rifle
Association. 1. Do not point the gun (in this case the sparkling wine) at
anything you do not want to shoot 2. Do not handle guns (sparkling wine) if
you have been drinking! You may, however, shoot out a window with a cork if
you are not careful. I have owned guns for fifty years and once shot a hole
in the bedroom floor. Always consider a gun or a bottle of sparkling to be
loaded.

What is next? California and Mass State wine safety laws or a ban on
assault wine.Would the gun Nazis consider a bottle of sparkling wine an
assault weapon?"


"Whingeing Ninja" > wrote in message
...
> The dangers of an errant sparkling wine cork:
>
> >http://tinyurl.com/54cnm<
>
> Alternatively you could simply ensure the bottle is pointed away from
> you and anyone else in the vicinity.
>
>
> Wn
>

In article >, says...
>
>Yes, apply the same safety methods that are taught by the National Rifle
>Association. 1. Do not point the gun (in this case the sparkling wine) at
>anything you do not want to shoot 2. Do not handle guns (sparkling wine) if
>you have been drinking! You may, however, shoot out a window with a cork if
>you are not careful. I have owned guns for fifty years and once shot a hole
>in the bedroom floor. Always consider a gun or a bottle of sparkling to be
>loaded.
>
>What is next? California and Mass State wine safety laws or a ban on
>assault wine.Would the gun Nazis consider a bottle of sparkling wine an
>assault weapon?"
>
>
>"Whingeing Ninja" > wrote in message
. ..
>> The dangers of an errant sparkling wine cork:
>>
>> >http://tinyurl.com/54cnm<
>>
>> Alternatively you could simply ensure the bottle is pointed away from
>> you and anyone else in the vicinity.
>>
>>
>> Wn

Interesting. The example that I stated in this thread involved a US nationally
ranked practical pistol shooter, who had the AD (some would say an ND) with
the Roederer magnum. He knew better, but had a lapse. Fortunately, no scar
remained, only embarassment and a very sore cheek. Fortunately, it didn't slow
him down for the rest of the evening, as we did a ton of lovely wines.

Hunt