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Dick Adams[_4_] 10-06-2008 11:59 AM

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Shortbread!

Mary Fisher 10-06-2008 12:14 PM

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"Dick Adams" > wrote in message
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Shortbread!

Waybread!!

Mary



John LaBella 10-06-2008 03:07 PM

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In article > ,
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> Shortbread!
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> Waybread!!
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> Mary
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And if they didn't have any would it be No Way Bread?

TG[_3_] 10-06-2008 10:34 PM

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On 10 Jun, 11:59, "Dick Adams" > wrote:
> Shortbread!


What kind of bread does a comedian eat?

Wry bread.


Jim


TG[_3_] 10-06-2008 10:38 PM

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What kind of bread does a publican eat?


Whitbread

On 10 Jun, 12:14, "Mary Fisher" > wrote:
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> Shortbread!
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> Waybread!!
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> Mary



TG[_3_] 10-06-2008 10:39 PM

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What kind of bread does a landlady eat?

Flat bread. lol

Jim


On 10 Jun, 12:14, "Mary Fisher" > wrote:
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> Shortbread!
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> Waybread!!
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> Mary



TG[_3_] 10-06-2008 10:40 PM

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What kind of bread does the Queen eat?




Well bread.


On 10 Jun, 12:14, "Mary Fisher" > wrote:
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> Shortbread!
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> Waybread!!
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> Mary



TG[_3_] 10-06-2008 10:41 PM

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What kind of bread does a haemophiliac landlord eat?

Inn Bread.





On 10 Jun, 12:14, "Mary Fisher" > wrote:
> "Dick Adams" > wrote in message
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> Shortbread!
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> Waybread!!
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> Mary



TG[_3_] 10-06-2008 10:43 PM

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What kind of bread does a tall gardener eat?


Hybrid.

On 10 Jun, 12:14, "Mary Fisher" > wrote:
> "Dick Adams" > wrote in message
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> Shortbread!
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> Waybread!!
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TG[_3_] 11-06-2008 12:18 PM

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What kind of bread does an obsessive compulsive eat?


Thorough Bread.

TG[_3_] 11-06-2008 12:23 PM

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What kind of bread do I eat?

Corn bread

Dick Adams[_4_] 11-06-2008 12:28 PM

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"TG" wrote:

What kind of bread does an obsessive compulsive eat?
Thorough Bread

What kind of bread does a comedian eat?
Wry bread.

What kind of bread does a publican eat?
Whitbread

What kind of bread does a landlady eat?
Flat bread

What kind of bread does the Queen eat?
Well bread

What kind of bread does a haemophiliac landlord eat?
Inn Bread

What kind of bread does a tall gardener eat?
Hybrid

Dicky comments:

Good work, "TG"! Got any more?








TG[_3_] 11-06-2008 12:32 PM

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On 11 Jun, 12:28, "Dick Adams" > wrote:
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> Dicky comments:
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> Good work, "TG"! *Got any more?


Two.


What kind of bread does a mad builder eat?

Walnut Bread.

Oh, what kind of bread do you get if you eat dollars?

Pumpernickel.

Jim


Dick Adams[_4_] 11-06-2008 12:33 PM

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"TG" wrote:

What kind of bread does an obsessive compulsive eat?
Thorough Bread

What kind of bread does a comedian eat?
Wry bread.

What kind of bread does a publican eat?
Whitbread

What kind of bread does a landlady eat?
Flat bread

What kind of bread does the Queen eat?
Well bread

What kind of bread does a haemophiliac landlord eat?
Inn Bread

What kind of bread does a tall gardener eat?
Hybrid

What kind of bread do I eat?
Corn bread

Dicky comments:

Excellent! Keep up the good work!







Dick Adams[_4_] 11-06-2008 12:35 PM

OFF TOPIC: What kind of bread to elves make their sandwiches with?
 
"TG" wrote:

What kind of bread does an obsessive compulsive eat?
Thorough Bread

What kind of bread does a comedian eat?
Wry bread.

What kind of bread does a publican eat?
Whitbread

What kind of bread does a landlady eat?
Flat bread

What kind of bread does the Queen eat?
Well bread

What kind of bread does a haemophiliac landlord eat?
Inn Bread

What kind of bread does a tall gardener eat?
Hybrid

What kind of bread do I eat?
Corn bread

What kind of bread does a mad builder eat?
Walnut Bread.

Oh, what kind of bread do you get if you eat dollars?
Pumpernickel

Dicky comments:
Is that all?






TG[_3_] 11-06-2008 12:43 PM

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On 11 Jun, 12:35, "Dick Adams" > wrote:
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> Dicky comments:
> Is that all?


Give me time, the king or corn never gives up. Don't get me started on
books.

Jim

TG[_3_] 11-06-2008 01:00 PM

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Two for Wales,

What kind of bread does a vulcanologist eat?

Lava Bread.


What kind of bread does a welsh dwarf eat?

Bara Lawr. (you have to speak welsh for that one I'm afraid.)

TG[_3_] 11-06-2008 01:06 PM

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Really, the last one, I'm grasping now.

What kind of bread does a Welsh Rabbi eat?

Bara Brith





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