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Melba's Jammin' 01-09-2004 01:26 AM

In article >, zxcvbob
> wrote:
(snippage, including attributions)
> >>>Oh, the jars know. They go through special training for that. They'll
> >>>report you. I'd be careful. If you're nice to them, they might forget
> >>>it.
> >>>
> >>>Pastorio
> >>
> >>Bob, I thought we told you to stay away from the ergot.. And next time
> >>I catch you eating the moldy rye bread, I'm gonna spank you.

> >
> > Anything but that, Blanche. Anything! He likes it too much. Think
> > Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch.

>
> "PLEEZE don't beet me with that thar wooden spoon. ANYTHIN' but that."
>
> Best regards,
> Bob


Oh, Lord! Not you, too!! mumblemumblebeetmemumblemumble
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> An update on 8/30/04; check the Fairs Fare tab.


Blanche Nonken 01-09-2004 01:32 AM

Brian Mailman > wrote:

> Blanche Nonken wrote:
>
> > Brian Mailman > wrote:
> >
> >> Blanche Nonken wrote:
> >>
> >> > They canned beautifully, the lesser head space didn't affect the
> >> > processing, and they work perfectly for my needs. :)
> >>
> >> but 4 ounces is barely two-three bites....

> >
> > This is a very richly flavored chili. Made with venison neck (glatt
> > kosher, if you must know, from Musicon Farms),

>
> I had no doubt... you know about http://www.kosherbison.com if you want
> kosher "exotics"?
>
> > goat, and what passes for lamb in the US.

>
> It's hoggett, I'm told. A teen-ish animal.
>
> > Wesley Pitt's recipe, home-grown and dried Mulato
> > Isleno chiles, very filling stuff. I suppose to make it the equivalent
> > of typical diner chili I'd add that little container to a can of red
> > beans, some cut up vegetables, maybe a little extra stock to distribute
> > the flavor. :) There, now it's a Full Meal.

>
> Well, OK.
>
> > (Besides, I like to add half or so of a diced onion and a couple ounces
> > of grated sharp cheddar.)

>
> A-hem. Cheddar on glatt venison?


Um. Er... forget I said that.
>
> > Looking forward to being stable again, so I can make more. Down to 5
> > little jars.

>
> It does sound good.


Incredible stuff. Find his recipe, try it. I cheated and used
Yuengling (a PA beer, and damned good) instead of his insistence on a
Texas brew. After all, he's dead and I'm not afraid of ghosts.
Besides, I'm a woman, and a Texas male ghost wouldn't mess with a woman.
Right, Wes?

Blanche Nonken 01-09-2004 01:32 AM

Brian Mailman > wrote:

> Blanche Nonken wrote:
>
> > Brian Mailman > wrote:
> >
> >> Blanche Nonken wrote:
> >>
> >> > They canned beautifully, the lesser head space didn't affect the
> >> > processing, and they work perfectly for my needs. :)
> >>
> >> but 4 ounces is barely two-three bites....

> >
> > This is a very richly flavored chili. Made with venison neck (glatt
> > kosher, if you must know, from Musicon Farms),

>
> I had no doubt... you know about http://www.kosherbison.com if you want
> kosher "exotics"?
>
> > goat, and what passes for lamb in the US.

>
> It's hoggett, I'm told. A teen-ish animal.
>
> > Wesley Pitt's recipe, home-grown and dried Mulato
> > Isleno chiles, very filling stuff. I suppose to make it the equivalent
> > of typical diner chili I'd add that little container to a can of red
> > beans, some cut up vegetables, maybe a little extra stock to distribute
> > the flavor. :) There, now it's a Full Meal.

>
> Well, OK.
>
> > (Besides, I like to add half or so of a diced onion and a couple ounces
> > of grated sharp cheddar.)

>
> A-hem. Cheddar on glatt venison?


Um. Er... forget I said that.
>
> > Looking forward to being stable again, so I can make more. Down to 5
> > little jars.

>
> It does sound good.


Incredible stuff. Find his recipe, try it. I cheated and used
Yuengling (a PA beer, and damned good) instead of his insistence on a
Texas brew. After all, he's dead and I'm not afraid of ghosts.
Besides, I'm a woman, and a Texas male ghost wouldn't mess with a woman.
Right, Wes?

Blanche Nonken 01-09-2004 01:33 AM

"Bob (this one)" > wrote:

> Blanche Nonken wrote:
>
> > Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
> >
> >>In article >,
> wrote:
> >>
> >>>"Bob (this one)" > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>Anny Middon wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>Bought some canning jars over the weekend, but the only half-pint
> >>>>>ones available were labelled "jelly jars." I bought them because
> >>>>>the jar can't know if it's filled with a soft spread or chopped
> >>>>>tomatoes or pickles.
> >>
> >>>>Oh, the jars know. They go through special training for that. They'll
> >>>>report you. I'd be careful. If you're nice to them, they might forget
> >>>>it.
> >>>>
> >>>>Pastorio
> >>>
> >>>Bob, I thought we told you to stay away from the ergot.. And next time
> >>>I catch you eating the moldy rye bread, I'm gonna spank you.
> >>
> >>Anything but that, Blanche. Anything! He likes it too much. Think
> >>Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch.

> >
> > OK, then - I won't spank him. No spankings until you shape up, Bob! :)

>
> Damn. I hate it when you guys get together and compare notes...
>
> And I was looking forward to an, um, attitude correction.


Well.

A friend gave me a 13 strand (or something) 4 foot long signal whip as a
gift a little over a year ago. I could stand some target practice...

Blanche Nonken 01-09-2004 01:33 AM

"Bob (this one)" > wrote:

> Blanche Nonken wrote:
>
> > Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
> >
> >>In article >,
> wrote:
> >>
> >>>"Bob (this one)" > wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>Anny Middon wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>>Bought some canning jars over the weekend, but the only half-pint
> >>>>>ones available were labelled "jelly jars." I bought them because
> >>>>>the jar can't know if it's filled with a soft spread or chopped
> >>>>>tomatoes or pickles.
> >>
> >>>>Oh, the jars know. They go through special training for that. They'll
> >>>>report you. I'd be careful. If you're nice to them, they might forget
> >>>>it.
> >>>>
> >>>>Pastorio
> >>>
> >>>Bob, I thought we told you to stay away from the ergot.. And next time
> >>>I catch you eating the moldy rye bread, I'm gonna spank you.
> >>
> >>Anything but that, Blanche. Anything! He likes it too much. Think
> >>Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch.

> >
> > OK, then - I won't spank him. No spankings until you shape up, Bob! :)

>
> Damn. I hate it when you guys get together and compare notes...
>
> And I was looking forward to an, um, attitude correction.


Well.

A friend gave me a 13 strand (or something) 4 foot long signal whip as a
gift a little over a year ago. I could stand some target practice...

zxcvbob 01-09-2004 01:57 AM

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article >, zxcvbob
> > wrote:
> (snippage, including attributions)
>
>>>>>Oh, the jars know. They go through special training for that. They'll
>>>>>report you. I'd be careful. If you're nice to them, they might forget
>>>>>it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Pastorio
>>>>
>>>>Bob, I thought we told you to stay away from the ergot.. And next time
>>>>I catch you eating the moldy rye bread, I'm gonna spank you.
>>>
>>>Anything but that, Blanche. Anything! He likes it too much. Think
>>>Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch.

>>
>>"PLEEZE don't beet me with that thar wooden spoon. ANYTHIN' but that."
>>
>>Best regards,
>>Bob

>
>
> Oh, Lord! Not you, too!! mumblemumblebeetmemumblemumble



Sorry, I was tryin' to write in dialect and I'm outta practice; I
shoulda said "don' beat me wit dat thar wooden spoon..." Didn't mean to
scare ya.

I'm sure Freud would have something nasty to say about my use of "beet",
but he should mind his own business (like dat thar cee-gar dat *he*
smok'd. Hmmm...)

Bob

zxcvbob 01-09-2004 01:57 AM

Melba's Jammin' wrote:
> In article >, zxcvbob
> > wrote:
> (snippage, including attributions)
>
>>>>>Oh, the jars know. They go through special training for that. They'll
>>>>>report you. I'd be careful. If you're nice to them, they might forget
>>>>>it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Pastorio
>>>>
>>>>Bob, I thought we told you to stay away from the ergot.. And next time
>>>>I catch you eating the moldy rye bread, I'm gonna spank you.
>>>
>>>Anything but that, Blanche. Anything! He likes it too much. Think
>>>Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch.

>>
>>"PLEEZE don't beet me with that thar wooden spoon. ANYTHIN' but that."
>>
>>Best regards,
>>Bob

>
>
> Oh, Lord! Not you, too!! mumblemumblebeetmemumblemumble



Sorry, I was tryin' to write in dialect and I'm outta practice; I
shoulda said "don' beat me wit dat thar wooden spoon..." Didn't mean to
scare ya.

I'm sure Freud would have something nasty to say about my use of "beet",
but he should mind his own business (like dat thar cee-gar dat *he*
smok'd. Hmmm...)

Bob

Bob (this one) 01-09-2004 06:39 AM

Blanche Nonken wrote:

> "Bob (this one)" > wrote:
>
>
>>Blanche Nonken wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>In article >,
wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Bob (this one)" > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Anny Middon wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Bought some canning jars over the weekend, but the only half-pint
>>>>>>>ones available were labelled "jelly jars." I bought them because
>>>>>>>the jar can't know if it's filled with a soft spread or chopped
>>>>>>>tomatoes or pickles.
>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, the jars know. They go through special training for that. They'll
>>>>>>report you. I'd be careful. If you're nice to them, they might forget
>>>>>>it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Pastorio
>>>>>
>>>>>Bob, I thought we told you to stay away from the ergot.. And next time
>>>>>I catch you eating the moldy rye bread, I'm gonna spank you.
>>>>
>>>>Anything but that, Blanche. Anything! He likes it too much. Think
>>>>Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch.
>>>
>>>OK, then - I won't spank him. No spankings until you shape up, Bob! :)

>>
>>Damn. I hate it when you guys get together and compare notes...
>>
>>And I was looking forward to an, um, attitude correction.

>
>
> Well.
>
> A friend gave me a 13 strand (or something) 4 foot long signal whip as a
> gift a little over a year ago. I could stand some target practice...


Now I'm scared...

Pastorio


Bob (this one) 01-09-2004 06:39 AM

Blanche Nonken wrote:

> "Bob (this one)" > wrote:
>
>
>>Blanche Nonken wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Melba's Jammin' > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>In article >,
wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>"Bob (this one)" > wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Anny Middon wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Bought some canning jars over the weekend, but the only half-pint
>>>>>>>ones available were labelled "jelly jars." I bought them because
>>>>>>>the jar can't know if it's filled with a soft spread or chopped
>>>>>>>tomatoes or pickles.
>>>>
>>>>>>Oh, the jars know. They go through special training for that. They'll
>>>>>>report you. I'd be careful. If you're nice to them, they might forget
>>>>>>it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Pastorio
>>>>>
>>>>>Bob, I thought we told you to stay away from the ergot.. And next time
>>>>>I catch you eating the moldy rye bread, I'm gonna spank you.
>>>>
>>>>Anything but that, Blanche. Anything! He likes it too much. Think
>>>>Br'er Rabbit in the briar patch.
>>>
>>>OK, then - I won't spank him. No spankings until you shape up, Bob! :)

>>
>>Damn. I hate it when you guys get together and compare notes...
>>
>>And I was looking forward to an, um, attitude correction.

>
>
> Well.
>
> A friend gave me a 13 strand (or something) 4 foot long signal whip as a
> gift a little over a year ago. I could stand some target practice...


Now I'm scared...

Pastorio



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