> From: "Henry Cabot Henhouse III" >
> Subject: Humour
> Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2006 21:54:35 -0700
> Newsgroups: alt.support.diet.low-carb
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> As this is kind of food related, I thought I'd share it with y'alll........
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> A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some "Polish Sausage".
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> The clerk looked at him and asked, "Are you Polish?"
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> The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you some
> things. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was
> Italian?
> Or, if I asked you for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
> Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
> Or if I asked you for a Taco, would ask me if I was a Mexican? Would you?
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> The clerk says, "Well no."
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> "And if I asked you for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask me if I was Irish?
> What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I was Canadian?"
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> "Well I probably wouldn't", said the clerk.
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> With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask
> me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"
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> The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
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