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I'm checking into restaurants in Jonesboro for our trip. It's a "dry
county" which means unless it's a special club you can't even buy a drink or wine with dinner. Well, there's the 501 Club & Restaurant downtown. Used to be a members only club but they don't mention that online anymore. So I called to inquire as whether visitors from out of town might be able to go in and have dinner and drinks. I dialed the wrong number. I didn't understand what the man who answered the phone said so I asked, "Is this the 501 Club?" He replied, "Well, no. But there's a buncha drunks who work here!" I cracked up. What a great comeback! Jill <--dialing the correct number now |
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![]() jmcquown wrote on 2/14/2006: > I'm checking into restaurants in Jonesboro for our trip. It's a "dry > county" which means unless it's a special club you can't even buy a drink or > wine with dinner. Well, there's the 501 Club & Restaurant downtown. <snip> Sooo, what's the answer? Can you go to this joint and get all hooched up or not? I needs to know. <G> |
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KevinS wrote:
> jmcquown wrote on 2/14/2006: > >> I'm checking into restaurants in Jonesboro for our trip. It's a "dry >> county" which means unless it's a special club you can't even buy a >> drink or wine with dinner. Well, there's the 501 Club & Restaurant >> downtown. > > <snip> > > Sooo, what's the answer? Can you go to this joint and get all hooched > up or not? > I needs to know. <G> Yep! We can get a 1 year membership for $5 - doesn't matter how many is in the party. Then just sign the other folks in as guests. So yep, methinks we'll get a membership so we can have some hootch before and during dinner. The place is rated the best restaurant in town, as well you can imagine. <G> For when we're in our hotel room, we're having to "import" the stuff (so to speak) unless we want to drive 20 miles to the county line. There's nothing out there but once you cross the line there's a big ol' liquor & wine shop! Jill |
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"jmcquown" > wrote in
: > For when we're in our hotel room, we're having to "import" the stuff > (so to speak) unless we want to drive 20 miles to the county line. > There's nothing out there but once you cross the line there's a big > ol' liquor & wine shop! > > Jill That's similar to Ocean City, New Jersey. Dry. But cross the short bridge outta town and there's a "Super Liquor". They should post a sign for folks headed into OC, "Last Chance Alcohol" or something. Andy |
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Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
> "jmcquown" > hitched up their panties and > posted : > >> I dialed the wrong number. I didn't understand what the man who >> answered the phone said so I asked, "Is this the 501 Club?" He >> replied, "Well, no. But there's a buncha drunks who work here!" I >> cracked up. What a great comeback! >> >> Jill <--dialing the correct number now >> > > You, if anyone can liven the place up. Dial it up now! I wanna hear > about it. > > Michael Not sure what you mean by that, Michael, but I'll take it as a compliment ![]() We're going out for our 'Valentine's Dinner' on Thursday night and I figure this would be a good place to go. Yes, we can get a 1-year membership for $5. It's the only place in that town I can find that has special dispensation to serve alcohol. I'm trying to get my hands on a menu but I can't find one online and I don't have a fax machine. Jill |
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"jmcquown" > wrote in message
. .. > For when we're in our hotel room, we're having to "import" the stuff (so to > speak) unless we want to drive 20 miles to the county line. There's nothing > out there but once you cross the line there's a big ol' liquor & wine shop! Just out of curiosity...what's the difference here between importing and smuggling? Lisa Ann |
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![]() Lisa Ann wrote: > "jmcquown" > wrote in message > . .. > > For when we're in our hotel room, we're having to "import" the stuff (so > to > > speak) unless we want to drive 20 miles to the county line. There's > nothing > > out there but once you cross the line there's a big ol' liquor & wine > shop! > > Just out of curiosity...what's the difference here between importing and > smuggling? Importing is the transfer of goods legally, means making a declaration and paying the tarrifs. Smuggling is the illegal transfer of goods, like how you sneaked that bottle of booze across the border by secreting it in your crotch. |
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In article >,
"Lisa Ann" > wrote: > "jmcquown" > wrote in message > . .. > > For when we're in our hotel room, we're having to "import" the stuff (so > to > > speak) unless we want to drive 20 miles to the county line. There's > nothing > > out there but once you cross the line there's a big ol' liquor & wine > shop! > > Just out of curiosity...what's the difference here between importing and > smuggling? > > Lisa Ann > > ROFL!!! -- Peace, Om. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson |
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"Sheldon" > wrote: > Lisa Ann wrote: > > "jmcquown" > wrote in message > > . .. > > > For when we're in our hotel room, we're having to "import" the stuff (so > > to > > > speak) unless we want to drive 20 miles to the county line. There's > > nothing > > > out there but once you cross the line there's a big ol' liquor & wine > > shop! > > > > Just out of curiosity...what's the difference here between importing and > > smuggling? > > Importing is the transfer of goods legally, means making a declaration > and paying the tarrifs. > > Smuggling is the illegal transfer of goods, like how you sneaked that > bottle of booze across the border by secreting it in your crotch. > I found a link to jpegs of this, but I decided against posting them... ;-) Sheldon can do his _own_ googling for it. <lol> -- Peace, Om. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson |
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![]() jmcquown wrote on 2/14/2006: > Yep! We can get a 1 year membership for $5 - doesn't matter how many is in > the party. Sounds pretty exclusive. I'd probably fit right in. Reminds me of the old joke: Q: How many references do I need to get into this club? A: 10 (or 2 5's). |
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Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
> "jmcquown" > hitched up their panties and > posted : > >> Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote: >>> "jmcquown" > hitched up their panties and >>> posted : >>> >>>> I dialed the wrong number. I didn't understand what the man who >>>> answered the phone said so I asked, "Is this the 501 Club?" He >>>> replied, "Well, no. But there's a buncha drunks who work here!" I >>>> cracked up. What a great comeback! >>>> >>>> Jill <--dialing the correct number now >>>> >>> >>> You, if anyone can liven the place up. Dial it up now! I wanna hear >>> about it. >>> >>> Michael >> >> Not sure what you mean by that, Michael, but I'll take it as a >> compliment ![]() >> Thursday night and I figure this would be a good place to go. Yes, >> we can get >> a 1-year membership for $5. It's the only place in that town I can >> find that has special dispensation to serve alcohol. I'm trying to >> get my hands on a menu but I can't find one online and I don't have a >> fax machine. >> >> Jill > > Tell the date to spring for it. Go anyway. Of course he's going to spring for it! He's springs for everything (yay!) I got a gift cert for > Petsmart. Gawd, talk about romantic ![]() > Being a diabetic does not warrant too many chocolate gifts... I will > eat them. And I'm not kidding. The gift cert was to help some of > Ramsey's costs. I've got him on special food which makes him gain > weight. It was a special gift from Steven's heart ![]() > That's a very helpful and thoughtful gift! I'm not diabetic but a gift of chocolate wouldn't impress me very much. While I was out running errands earlier I had to laugh at all the men crammed in the card aisle scrambling for valentines. I went to peruse the paperbacks which happen to be on the same aisle as the candy and ran across two men clutching teddy bears, discussing various candies with all the seriousness of a couple of guys planning to buy a truck. I couldn't help but laugh out loud. Jill |
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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
... > In article >, > "Lisa Ann" > wrote: > > > "jmcquown" > wrote in message > > . .. > > > For when we're in our hotel room, we're having to "import" the stuff (so > > to > > > speak) unless we want to drive 20 miles to the county line. There's > > nothing > > > out there but once you cross the line there's a big ol' liquor & wine > > shop! > > > > Just out of curiosity...what's the difference here between importing and > > smuggling? > > > > Lisa Ann > > > > > > ROFL!!! Well thank god *someone* laughed! Sheldon's answer was too...uhm...boringly accurate,. I guess. ![]() Lisa Ann |
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![]() "Michael "Dog3" Lonergan" > wrote in message ... > "jmcquown" > hitched up their panties and posted > : > > > Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote: > >> "jmcquown" > hitched up their panties and > >> posted : > >> > >>> I dialed the wrong number. I didn't understand what the man who > >>> answered the phone said so I asked, "Is this the 501 Club?" He > >>> replied, "Well, no. But there's a buncha drunks who work here!" I > >>> cracked up. What a great comeback! > >>> > >>> Jill <--dialing the correct number now > >>> > >> > >> You, if anyone can liven the place up. Dial it up now! I wanna hear > >> about it. > >> > >> Michael > > > > Not sure what you mean by that, Michael, but I'll take it as a > > compliment ![]() > > night and I figure this would be a good place to go. Yes, we can get > > a 1-year membership for $5. It's the only place in that town I can > > find that has special dispensation to serve alcohol. I'm trying to > > get my hands on a menu but I can't find one online and I don't have a > > fax machine. > > > > Jill > > Tell the date to spring for it. Go anyway. I got a gift cert for > Petsmart. Gawd, talk about romantic ![]() a > diabetic does not warrant too many chocolate gifts... I will eat them. And > I'm not kidding. The gift cert was to help some of Ramsey's costs. I've > got him on special food which makes him gain weight. It was a special gift > from Steven's heart ![]() > > Michael > Well, that was really thoughtful of him, though. My hubby was going to get me a present on his way home from work, but I told him I was getting a migraine and he brought me home aspirin instead - rushing in order to get it home to me quickly. That's present enough, in my book. :~) kili |
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![]() kilikini wrote: > > My hubby was going to get > me a present on his way home from work, but I told him I was getting a > migraine and he brought me home aspirin instead - rushing in order to get it > home to me quickly. That's present enough, in my book. :~) Hubby was just trying to counteract having to hear that "I got a headache tonight" excuse. hehe I think he still owes you... of course *what* depends on how often you use that excuse... bad girls end up with a pocketful of coal... wait, I think bad girls end up with jewelry. <G> |
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![]() jmcquown wrote: > For when we're in our hotel room, we're having to "import" the stuff (so to > speak) unless we want to drive 20 miles to the county line. There's nothing > out there but once you cross the line there's a big ol' liquor & wine shop! > > Jill I am posting from Google right now, so excuse this if it looks funny. I can't access rfc via Agent at the moment, for some reason... Get some NZ Sauvignon Blanc as one of your imports. Are you getting champagne? ![]() Christine |
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