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Cats can be amazing at what they survive. ;-)

My Persian, Diana, dissapeared one day. I tore the house apart looking
for her, twice! I thought maybe she had gotten outside and it had been
raining heavily. (I don't let my cats outside).

I found her quite by accident 8 days later in a desk drawer! How she got
in there, I'll never know. I guess I had it open (it held ebay
inventory) and she crawled in there and I closed her in it. The drawers
are deep and long.

No, I no longer have that desk...

She headed straight for the food dish and there was no pee or poop in
the drawer! I called the vet and talked to her about it and she told me
that as long as the cat was acting normal not to worry.

It was not the first time she had heard this kind of story.....
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OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote in news:Omelet-
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> In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>>
http://www.tinyurl.com/ctpu7
>
> Cats can be amazing at what they survive. ;-)
>
> My Persian, Diana, dissapeared one day. I tore the house apart looking
> for her, twice! I thought maybe she had gotten outside and it had been
> raining heavily. (I don't let my cats outside).
>
> I found her quite by accident 8 days later in a desk drawer! How she

got
> in there, I'll never know. I guess I had it open (it held ebay
> inventory) and she crawled in there and I closed her in it. The drawers
> are deep and long.
>
> No, I no longer have that desk...
>
> She headed straight for the food dish and there was no pee or poop in
> the drawer! I called the vet and talked to her about it and she told me
> that as long as the cat was acting normal not to worry.
>
> It was not the first time she had heard this kind of story.....



Om,

Don't know why I chose that for the CotD. I love cats and they
mysteriously love me. I've had newly met cats climb on me and lick my
arms (feels like sandpaper) to their keeper's amazement. I'm kinda/sorta
a giant so I always yield to cats.

My last girlfriend insisted that when I first come over her cat would run
for the hills. I assured her, "your cat will like me!" She grinned and
shook her head. Within minutes we were friends. My (then) girlfriend was
shocked. I guess it's their sixth sense?

Andy
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"Andy" <q> wrote

> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote


>> I found her quite by accident 8 days later in a desk drawer! How she

> got
>> in there, I'll never know. I guess I had it open (it held ebay
>> inventory) and she crawled in there and I closed her in it. The drawers
>> are deep and long.


Scary how they can get themselves into places like that.
Why didn't she raise a fuss, I'm sure you would have noticed
your drawer meowing.

I opened my garage door, the neighbor's cat came flying out,
very very ****ed off. Aww, Sweetie, what were you doing in
there? Obviously had gone in the last time the door was open ...
4 days earlier at the least. Poor thing, it's such a sweetie, since
I rarely open the garage door, he's damn lucky I didn't find him
dead in the spring.

> Don't know why I chose that for the CotD. I love cats and they
> mysteriously love me. I've had newly met cats climb on me and lick my
> arms (feels like sandpaper) to their keeper's amazement. I'm kinda/sorta
> a giant so I always yield to cats.


Heh, you reminded me of when I first brought my cats to my
new apartment ... they got to meet Ron. He's like the patron
saint of animals, they all migrate to him. Well, my two bookends,
Scotty and Murph the tuxedo cats, would stand side by side and
stare at him sitting on the couch. He'd stand up and AHHH they'd
scramble out of the room like in the cartoons, nails scratching trying
to flee around the corner to get away from the giant ... pulling each
other back to be the first one to hide. Soooo funny ... for a few times.
Then ron started getting annoyed.

They came around once they realized he was nicer than me.

nancy


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"Nancy Young" > wrote in news:ds5h6d$49p$1
@news.monmouth.com:

>
> "Andy" <q> wrote
>
>> OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote

>
>>> I found her quite by accident 8 days later in a desk drawer! How she

>> got
>>> in there, I'll never know. I guess I had it open (it held ebay
>>> inventory) and she crawled in there and I closed her in it. The

drawers
>>> are deep and long.

>
> Scary how they can get themselves into places like that.
> Why didn't she raise a fuss, I'm sure you would have noticed
> your drawer meowing.
>
> I opened my garage door, the neighbor's cat came flying out,
> very very ****ed off. Aww, Sweetie, what were you doing in
> there? Obviously had gone in the last time the door was open ...
> 4 days earlier at the least. Poor thing, it's such a sweetie, since
> I rarely open the garage door, he's damn lucky I didn't find him
> dead in the spring.
>
>> Don't know why I chose that for the CotD. I love cats and they
>> mysteriously love me. I've had newly met cats climb on me and lick my
>> arms (feels like sandpaper) to their keeper's amazement. I'm

kinda/sorta
>> a giant so I always yield to cats.

>
> Heh, you reminded me of when I first brought my cats to my
> new apartment ... they got to meet Ron. He's like the patron
> saint of animals, they all migrate to him. Well, my two bookends,
> Scotty and Murph the tuxedo cats, would stand side by side and
> stare at him sitting on the couch. He'd stand up and AHHH they'd
> scramble out of the room like in the cartoons, nails scratching trying
> to flee around the corner to get away from the giant ... pulling each
> other back to be the first one to hide. Soooo funny ... for a few

times.
> Then ron started getting annoyed.
>
> They came around once they realized he was nicer than me.
>
> nancy



After a few weeks with my girlfriend and her cat, "Patches", I was
sitting on the sofa and Patches went to the front summer screen door,
looked outside, turnked and meowed at me. I got up, opened the door an
let her out.

Dumb thing was it was raining and she ran to the nearest tree and sat
there.

I wonder!!!

All the best,

Andy



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In article >,
"Nancy Young" > wrote:

> "Andy" <q> wrote
>
> > OmManiPadmeOmelet > wrote

>
> >> I found her quite by accident 8 days later in a desk drawer! How she

> > got
> >> in there, I'll never know. I guess I had it open (it held ebay
> >> inventory) and she crawled in there and I closed her in it. The drawers
> >> are deep and long.

>
> Scary how they can get themselves into places like that.
> Why didn't she raise a fuss, I'm sure you would have noticed
> your drawer meowing.


I listened... Diana has a very soft, weak meow! You know how some cats
are. Not much of a voice. She was on top of some plastic bead containers.

>
> I opened my garage door, the neighbor's cat came flying out,
> very very ****ed off. Aww, Sweetie, what were you doing in
> there? Obviously had gone in the last time the door was open ...
> 4 days earlier at the least. Poor thing, it's such a sweetie, since
> I rarely open the garage door, he's damn lucky I didn't find him
> dead in the spring.


Indeed. :-(

>
> > Don't know why I chose that for the CotD. I love cats and they
> > mysteriously love me. I've had newly met cats climb on me and lick my
> > arms (feels like sandpaper) to their keeper's amazement. I'm kinda/sorta
> > a giant so I always yield to cats.

>
> Heh, you reminded me of when I first brought my cats to my
> new apartment ... they got to meet Ron. He's like the patron
> saint of animals, they all migrate to him. Well, my two bookends,
> Scotty and Murph the tuxedo cats, would stand side by side and
> stare at him sitting on the couch. He'd stand up and AHHH they'd
> scramble out of the room like in the cartoons, nails scratching trying
> to flee around the corner to get away from the giant ... pulling each
> other back to be the first one to hide. Soooo funny ... for a few times.
> Then ron started getting annoyed.
>
> They came around once they realized he was nicer than me.
>
> nancy
>
>

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Om.

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Lol, great cat tales, cheers.

In the light of the other threads... Are any of your cats fussy eaters?

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