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The Girl With The Nice Looking Cunt 29-11-2005 12:45 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 
My grandmother died on this day last year. In her honor, I am posting her
favorite fruit cake recipe for the holidays. I hope someone reading this
enjoys it. Thank you.

1 pound candied cherries
1 pound candied pineapple
1 pound pitted dates
1 pound chopped pecans
32 ounces flaked coconut
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
28 ounces sweetened condensed milk
2 tablespoons brandy

Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Lightly grease a 10 inch tube pan. Line bottom
of pan with greased parchment paper.

Chop fruit and nuts in a mixing bowl. Add coconut and mix well. Stir in
flour, sweetened condensed milk and brandy.

Pack firmly in tube pan. Bake for 1 and a half hours.



zxcvbob 29-11-2005 01:13 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 
The Girl With The Nice Looking **** wrote:
> My grandmother died on this day last year. In her honor, I am posting her
> favorite fruit cake recipe for the holidays. I hope someone reading this
> enjoys it. Thank you.
>
> 1 pound candied cherries
> 1 pound candied pineapple
> 1 pound pitted dates
> 1 pound chopped pecans
> 32 ounces flaked coconut
> 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
> 28 ounces sweetened condensed milk
> 2 tablespoons brandy
>
> Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Lightly grease a 10 inch tube pan. Line bottom
> of pan with greased parchment paper.
>
> Chop fruit and nuts in a mixing bowl. Add coconut and mix well. Stir in
> flour, sweetened condensed milk and brandy.
>
> Pack firmly in tube pan. Bake for 1 and a half hours.
>
>



Three tablespoons of flour? (It looks kind of sweet.)

Bob

Wayne Boatwright 29-11-2005 01:35 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 
On Mon 28 Nov 2005 06:13:22p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it zxcvbob?

> The Girl With The Nice Looking **** wrote:
>> My grandmother died on this day last year. In her honor, I am posting
>> her favorite fruit cake recipe for the holidays. I hope someone reading
>> this enjoys it. Thank you.
>>
>> 1 pound candied cherries
>> 1 pound candied pineapple
>> 1 pound pitted dates
>> 1 pound chopped pecans
>> 32 ounces flaked coconut
>> 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
>> 28 ounces sweetened condensed milk
>> 2 tablespoons brandy
>>
>> Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Lightly grease a 10 inch tube pan. Line
>> bottom of pan with greased parchment paper.
>>
>> Chop fruit and nuts in a mixing bowl. Add coconut and mix well. Stir in
>> flour, sweetened condensed milk and brandy.
>>
>> Pack firmly in tube pan. Bake for 1 and a half hours.
>>
>>

>
>
> Three tablespoons of flour? (It looks kind of sweet.)
>
> Bob
>


It's a *fruit*cake, not a flour cake. :-)))

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
_____________________________________________

A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken!

Wayne Boatwright 29-11-2005 01:37 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 
On Mon 28 Nov 2005 05:45:12p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it The Girl
With The Nice Looking ****?

> My grandmother died on this day last year. In her honor, I am posting
> her favorite fruit cake recipe for the holidays. I hope someone reading
> this enjoys it. Thank you.
>
> 1 pound candied cherries
> 1 pound candied pineapple
> 1 pound pitted dates
> 1 pound chopped pecans
> 32 ounces flaked coconut
> 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
> 28 ounces sweetened condensed milk
> 2 tablespoons brandy
>
> Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Lightly grease a 10 inch tube pan. Line
> bottom of pan with greased parchment paper.
>
> Chop fruit and nuts in a mixing bowl. Add coconut and mix well. Stir in
> flour, sweetened condensed milk and brandy.
>
> Pack firmly in tube pan. Bake for 1 and a half hours.


Very different from mine, since I don't use coconut, but it sounds very
good. I prefer fruitcakes that are mostly fruit.

For those who think otherwise, it should actually be considered a
"confection" not a cake. Many fruitcakes are like that.

Thanks for posting!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
_____________________________________________

A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken!

itsjoannotjoann 29-11-2005 03:23 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Mon 28 Nov 2005 05:45:12p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it The Girl
> With The Nice Looking ****?
>
> > My grandmother died on this day last year.
> > 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
> >
> >

But....but......but, this has nothing to hold it together. I think she
has either left a few things out or mis-typed the recipe.


zxcvbob 29-11-2005 03:26 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 
itsjoannotjoann wrote:
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>>On Mon 28 Nov 2005 05:45:12p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it The Girl
>>With The Nice Looking ****?
>>
>>
>>>My grandmother died on this day last year.
>>>3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
>>>
>>>

>
> But....but......but, this has nothing to hold it together. I think she
> has either left a few things out or mis-typed the recipe.
>



It has sugar to hold it together. I've seen recipes like this before;
this one is just kind of extreme. I don't know if it'll work or not.

Bob

sf 29-11-2005 03:36 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 
On 29 Nov 2005 02:37:11 +0100, Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Mon 28 Nov 2005 05:45:12p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it The Girl
> With The Nice Looking ****?
>
> > My grandmother died on this day last year. In her honor, I am posting
> > her favorite fruit cake recipe for the holidays. I hope someone reading
> > this enjoys it. Thank you.
> >
> > 1 pound candied cherries
> > 1 pound candied pineapple
> > 1 pound pitted dates
> > 1 pound chopped pecans
> > 32 ounces flaked coconut
> > 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
> > 28 ounces sweetened condensed milk
> > 2 tablespoons brandy
> >
> > Preheat oven to 300 degrees. Lightly grease a 10 inch tube pan. Line
> > bottom of pan with greased parchment paper.
> >
> > Chop fruit and nuts in a mixing bowl. Add coconut and mix well. Stir in
> > flour, sweetened condensed milk and brandy.
> >
> > Pack firmly in tube pan. Bake for 1 and a half hours.

>
> Very different from mine, since I don't use coconut, but it sounds very
> good. I prefer fruitcakes that are mostly fruit.
>
> For those who think otherwise, it should actually be considered a
> "confection" not a cake. Many fruitcakes are like that.
>
> Thanks for posting!


This fruitcake is certainly different and I absolutely love coconut.
Unfortunately, it's hard to take a recipe from someone with a screen
name like that seriously.
--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

Nancy Young 29-11-2005 03:38 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 

"zxcvbob" > wrote

> It has sugar to hold it together. I've seen recipes like this before;
> this one is just kind of extreme. I don't know if it'll work or not.


I dunno. Call me squeamish but I'm leery of taking a recipe from
someone with that nickname. Just me.

nancy



itsjoannotjoann 29-11-2005 03:47 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 

zxcvbob wrote:
> itsjoannotjoann wrote:


> >>>3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
> >>>
> >>>

> >
> > But....but......but, this has nothing to hold it together. I think she
> > has either left a few things out or mis-typed the recipe.
> >

>
>
> It has sugar to hold it together. I've seen recipes like this before;
> this one is just kind of extreme. I don't know if it'll work or not.
>
> Bob



Bob,

Make this cake tomorrow and report back to us. We're depending on you.

:-)


zxcvbob 29-11-2005 04:06 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 
Nancy Young wrote:
> "zxcvbob" > wrote
>
>
>>It has sugar to hold it together. I've seen recipes like this before;
>>this one is just kind of extreme. I don't know if it'll work or not.

>
>
> I dunno. Call me squeamish but I'm leery of taking a recipe from
> someone with that nickname. Just me.
>
> nancy
>
>



I thought the nickname was kind of cute.

I don't think the recipe will work, but even if it works it doesn't look
very good to me. I don't think I'll try it. and I just made 2 loaves
of Bischofsbrot (that looks like it oughtta have an umlaut somewhere)
last night.

Bob

Shaun aRe 29-11-2005 09:47 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 

"zxcvbob" > wrote in message
...

> I thought the nickname was kind of cute.


I just wanna see proof it wasn't a lie ',;~}~







Shaun aRe



rox formerly rmg 29-11-2005 12:35 PM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 

"zxcvbob" > wrote in message
...
> Three tablespoons of flour? (It looks kind of sweet.)
>
> Bob


I've had one like this before. Basically the flour and condensed milk are
just there to adhere the fruit together in a cake shape :-D
I really liked the one I tried. It was very different and VERY fruity.

---rox



itsjoannotjoann 29-11-2005 04:00 PM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 

Shaun aRe wrote:
> "zxcvbob" > wrote in message
> ...
>
> > I thought the nickname was kind of cute.

>
> I just wanna see proof it wasn't a lie ',;~}~
>
>
> Shaun aRe



Ewwwwwwwwww


Shaun aRe 29-11-2005 04:33 PM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 

"itsjoannotjoann" > wrote in message
ups.com...
>
> Shaun aRe wrote:
> > "zxcvbob" > wrote in message
> > ...
> >
> > > I thought the nickname was kind of cute.

> >
> > I just wanna see proof it wasn't a lie ',;~}~
> >
> >
> > Shaun aRe

>
>
> Ewwwwwwwwww


Someone had to say it! Well, I had to, heheheheh...


Shaun aRe



The Girl With The Nice Looking Cunt 29-11-2005 04:40 PM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 
The recipe is correct. That is exactly how she made it. It is delicious but
it is very rich.

As for my screen name, there is a story behind it. My real name is Adara
Dankenni DuPont. One time, me and 2 of my friends decided on the spur of the
moment to enter a Pretty Pussy contest. One of the judges told me, "you have
a nice looking ****". For some reason, that made one of my friends start
laughing uncontrollably and she couldn't stop. After that, it became an
inside joke. Everytime we would meet someone in a club, my friend would
introduce me as "the girl with the nice looking ****".

Have a nice day.



Wayne Boatwright 29-11-2005 05:15 PM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 
On Tue 29 Nov 2005 09:40:21a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it The Girl
With The Nice Looking ****?

> The recipe is correct. That is exactly how she made it. It is delicious
> but it is very rich.


I agree. I have eaten fruitcake like that but never made it. I enjoyed
it.

> As for my screen name, there is a story behind it. My real name is Adara
> Dankenni DuPont. One time, me and 2 of my friends decided on the spur of
> the moment to enter a Pretty Pussy contest. One of the judges told me,
> "you have a nice looking ****". For some reason, that made one of my
> friends start laughing uncontrollably and she couldn't stop. After that,
> it became an inside joke. Everytime we would meet someone in a club, my
> friend would introduce me as "the girl with the nice looking ****".


What class! :-)

> Have a nice day.


--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
_____________________________________________

A chicken in every pot is a *LOT* of chicken!

itsjoannotjoann 29-11-2005 08:24 PM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
> > As for my screen name, there is a story behind it. My real name is Adara
> > Dankenni DuPont. One time, me and 2 of my friends decided on the spur of
> > the moment to enter a Pretty Pussy contest. One of the judges told me,
> > "you have a nice looking ****". For some reason, that made one of my
> > friends start laughing uncontrollably and she couldn't stop. After that,
> > it became an inside joke. Everytime we would meet someone in a club, my
> > friend would introduce me as "the girl with the nice looking ****".

>
> What class! :-)
>
>
> --
> Wayne Boatwright *¿*



As you said "What class!" Granny would be proud of this troll.


David H. 29-11-2005 10:54 PM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 
I just realized something about you, Joann. You have low self esteem and it
makes you feel better to label people. It's not that much different from
being a racist. I'm sure I'm not the first to notice this. Maybe I'm the
first to mention it to you.

"itsjoannotjoann" > wrote:

Granny would be proud of this troll.



serene 02-12-2005 02:00 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 
On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 19:36:11 -0800, sf >
wrote:

>This fruitcake is certainly different and I absolutely love coconut.
>Unfortunately, it's hard to take a recipe from someone with a screen
>name like that seriously.


For you, perhaps. Not for me.

serene, whose username on livejournal for a while was "Stupid Vegan
****" (long story)

[email protected] 11-12-2005 04:55 AM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 

Shaun aRe wrote:
> "itsjoannotjoann" > wrote in message
> ups.com...
> >
> > Shaun aRe wrote:
> > > "zxcvbob" > wrote in message
> > > ...
> > >
> > > > I thought the nickname was kind of cute.
> > >
> > > I just wanna see proof it wasn't a lie ',;~}~
> > >
> > >
> > > Shaun aRe

> >
> >
> > Ewwwwwwwwww

>
> Someone had to say it! Well, I had to, heheheheh...
>


Remeber, beauty is in the, er, eye of the beholder.

--

FF


[email protected] 22-12-2005 04:28 PM

My grandmother's fruit cake recipe
 

rox formerly rmg wrote:
> "zxcvbob" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Three tablespoons of flour? (It looks kind of sweet.)
> >
> > Bob

>
> I've had one like this before. Basically the flour and condensed milk are
> just there to adhere the fruit together in a cake shape :-D
> I really liked the one I tried. It was very different and VERY fruity.
>


I made it according to the recipe and it held together quite well.
Basicly, it is a giant macaroon with fruit and nuts added. This one
I would not describe as VERY fruity, but iteems to me, one could
add even more fruit and less coconut and it still would hold together
adequately.

--

FF



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