"Dog3" > wrote in message
1...
> Just frigging charming. The feral cat (I named her Bart)is now taking up
> residence in the garage and apparently has taken ownership of the entire
> garage space.
>
> Last night was just lovely. I had just eaten a nice dinner consisting of
> spaghetti, salad and steamed brussel sprouts. Went into the garage to
> toss
> the trash and I noticed a blood trail.
>
> Upon further investigation, Bart was huddled over this dead rabbit she had
> murdered and was happily munching on the rabbit's head. I almost threw up.
>
> I tried to intervene in Bart's feast but gave it a second thought after
> she
> tried to kill me too. Apparently one never takes a 'kill' away from an
> animal. I went back inside and this morning there are dead rabbit remains
> all over the hood of my Jeep. UGH...
>
> Enjoy breakfast everyone. I'm not hungry.
>
> Michael
>
> --
> Send email to dog30 at charter dot net

I want your cat. I have serious rabbit problems. I'll give her a 401k plan,
unlimited nap time, and $5.00 for every rabbit she brings me. She can have
the head - I'll butcher the rest, assuming she delivers it fresh, not two
days old.

There's also a bonus situation available if she can take out other types of
pests. $10 for any dog, plus an extra $5 on top of that for little tiny dogs
just because they're utterly stupid looking. $50.00 if she can leap onto a
motorcycle and rip out the driver's throat. Someone in my neighborhood has a
bike with loud pipes.

Finally, the cat's welcome on my boat any time. Naturally, she can have lots
of fish, if any are caught. Have her e-mail me if interested.