In article >,
"Doug Kanter" > wrote:

> "Dog3" > wrote in message
> 1...
> > Just frigging charming. The feral cat (I named her Bart)is now taking up
> > residence in the garage and apparently has taken ownership of the entire
> > garage space.
> >
> > Last night was just lovely. I had just eaten a nice dinner consisting of
> > spaghetti, salad and steamed brussel sprouts. Went into the garage to
> > toss
> > the trash and I noticed a blood trail.
> >
> > Upon further investigation, Bart was huddled over this dead rabbit she had
> > murdered and was happily munching on the rabbit's head. I almost threw up.
> >
> > I tried to intervene in Bart's feast but gave it a second thought after
> > she
> > tried to kill me too. Apparently one never takes a 'kill' away from an
> > animal. I went back inside and this morning there are dead rabbit remains
> > all over the hood of my Jeep. UGH...
> >
> > Enjoy breakfast everyone. I'm not hungry.
> >
> > Michael
> >
> > --
> > Send email to dog30 at charter dot net
>
> I want your cat. I have serious rabbit problems. I'll give her a 401k plan,
> unlimited nap time, and $5.00 for every rabbit she brings me. She can have
> the head - I'll butcher the rest, assuming she delivers it fresh, not two
> days old.
>
> There's also a bonus situation available if she can take out other types of
> pests. $10 for any dog, plus an extra $5 on top of that for little tiny dogs
> just because they're utterly stupid looking. $50.00 if she can leap onto a
> motorcycle and rip out the driver's throat. Someone in my neighborhood has a
> bike with loud pipes.
>
> Finally, the cat's welcome on my boat any time. Naturally, she can have lots
> of fish, if any are caught. Have her e-mail me if interested.
>
>

<lol>

See if you can track down the owner of the bike, then stuff either a
potato or a hard boiled egg deep into the tailpipe. ;-)
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Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson