Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard, similar
deal.

Are there more? Is this a new food trend?

Jack Slobber

"Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
...
> Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
> condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
> licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard,
similar
> deal.
>
> Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
>
> Jack Slobber
>
Mayo and mustard huh? Used to be chocolate and whipped cream when i was
younger and friskier. And not usually the face either.

"Jack Schidt®" wrote:
>
> Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
> condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
> licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard, similar
> deal.
>
> Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
>
> Jack Slobber

There's one for ... A1 sauce? where the guy is supposed to feed his
girlfriend a piece of steak, instead he uses it to swipe off some
sauce from her cheek and eats it. Gave me the creeps.

nancy

In article >,
"Jack Schidt®" > wrote:

> Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
> condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
> licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard, similar
> deal.
>
> Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
>
> Jack Slobber
>
>

Makes me happier than ever that I don't watch TV anymore except for the
weather channel during storms....

Gross!

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In article >,
Steve Ritter > wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 22:00:07 GMT, "Jack Schidt®" >
> Interjected.. :
>
> > Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
> > condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
> > licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard, similar
> > deal.
> >
> > Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
> >
> > Jack Slobber
> >
> Dunno. I've been licking things off of skin a long time.
>
> I suppose I'm "ahead" of our times? Bet I'm not alone
>
>
> Steve
>
> Buffering... _69%_ |||||||||||||||||||

Yer not supposed to do it in public tho'!

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In article >,
Steve Wertz > wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 22:00:07 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> > wrote:
>
> >Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
> >condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
> >licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard, similar
> >deal.
> >
> >Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
>
> There's a few places that serve sushi on naked women. They fill
> the navel with wasabi and guess where they store the chopsticks?
>
> -sw

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

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On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 22:00:07 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> arranged random neurons, so they looked like
this:

>Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
>condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
>licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard, similar
>deal.
>
>Are there more? Is this a new food trend?

Say it isn't so.

That is truly disgusting. And just when I thought our American culture
couldn't get worse.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA

"If the soup had been as hot as the claret, if the claret
had been as old as the bird, and if the bird's breasts had
been as full as the waitress', it would have been a very
good dinner." Anonymous.

To reply, remove replace "shcox" with "cox"

In article >,
Steve Wertz > wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 19:19:12 -0500, Katra
> > wrote:
>
> >Makes me happier than ever that I don't watch TV anymore except for the
> >weather channel during storms....
>
> You pay for cable and you don't watch TV?
>
> Dump the cable and go to http://www.weather.com
>
> -sw
>

Dad watches it sometimes when I'm not home. ;-)

K.

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In article >,
Steve Wertz > wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 19:22:19 -0500, Katra
> > wrote:
>
> >In article >,
> > Steve Wertz > wrote:
> >
> >> On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 22:00:07 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
> >> >condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
> >> >licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard,
> >> >similar
> >> >deal.
> >> >
> >> >Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
> >>
> >> There's a few places that serve sushi on naked women. They fill
> >> the navel with wasabi and guess where they store the chopsticks?
> >
> >EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Of course I would never patronize such an establishment that
> exploits fish in this way.
>
> -sw

Here catch!

<throws a shoe in SW's general direction>

<slap>

K.

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>Dad watches it sometimes when I'm not home. ;-)
>
>K.

Yeah, Playboy channel! hehehe


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"Terry Pulliam Burd" > wrote in message
news
> Say it isn't so.
>
> That is truly disgusting. And just when I thought our American culture
> couldn't get worse.
>
> Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd
> AAC(F)BV66.0748.CA
>
Hey Squeaks! How ya' hittin' em'.
I smoothed a 375 yard 3 wood last week!
Wiz

Terry Pulliam Burd > wrote in
news
> On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 22:00:07 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> > arranged random neurons, so they looked like
> this:
>
>>Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone
>>licking a condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King,
>>where a lady licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was
>>French's Mustard, similar deal.
>>
>>Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
>
> Say it isn't so.
>
> That is truly disgusting. And just when I thought our American culture
> couldn't get worse.

I totally agree. It's also a totally different thing than anything
involving food that you might choose to do in private.

Wayne

Jack Schidt® > wrote:
>Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
>condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
>licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard, similar
>deal.
>
>Are there more? Is this a new food trend?

I'd have been far more impressed if it hadn't been mayo.

--Blair
"Turn the tables, as it were."

In article >,
(PENMART01) wrote:

> >Dad watches it sometimes when I'm not home. ;-)
> >
> >K.
>
> Yeah, Playboy channel! hehehe
>
>
> Sheldon

<snicker> He might if we were signed up for it.....

Hmmmmmmm... I was wondering what to get him for his birthday, thanks!

K.

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"Never anonymous Bud" > wrote in message
...
> While still snuggled in a 'spider hole', "Jack Schidt®"
>
> scribbled:
>
> >Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
> >condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
> >licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard,
similar
> >deal.
> >
> >Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
>
> No, it's just a new (semi-disgusting) commercial trend.
>
> Not quite as bad as some (old Carls's Jr. 'if it doesn't get on your
face',
> or the Kohler faucets 'I'll lock you out of the house just so I can get
> into the shower first'), but NOT a good trend..


Yeah really. I saw that Kohler commercial and I thought as she tripped
taking off her shoes and in her underwear, "man, nice bod on that blonde."
What was that guy's problem anyway?

Paul

"Jack Schidt®" wrote:
>
> Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
> condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
> licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard, similar
> deal.
>
> Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
>
> Jack Slobber



Sex sells (even condiments!)

gloria p

On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 22:00:07 GMT, "Jack Schidt®"
> wrote:

>Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
>condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
>licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard, similar
>deal.
>
>Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
>
>Jack Slobber
>
We were in Bristol CT today visiting my wife's parents (both over 90).
We looked at the comic page (We don't have those in NY) and a strip
showed a man poking into his RFD mailbox.

"He put my cheese of the month in here. I told him to put those on the
front steps."

"Aargh, its really stuck. Ooh! it's oozing onto the rest of the mail.
It smells like gorgonzola."

Then we see him licking a magazine and telling a bewildered elderly
lady (Mom?) "It's Gorgonzola."

This is all from memory, so if someone has it at hand please correct
the details, if they matter. I don't remember the name of the strip.






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Steve Wertz wrote:
> Of course I would never patronize such an establishment that
> exploits fish in this way.

Maybe not fish, but steak... that's a different story.

--
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http://www.johngaughan.net/

Paul M. Cook©® wrote:
> What was that guy's problem anyway?

Homosexuality. Being *** is not a problem, I am just explaining why he
turned down a hot girl for a shower.

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Mr. Wizard wrote:
> I smoothed a 375 yard 3 wood last week!

Downhill with the wind behind you?

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Dog3 wrote:
> I would not say this is new. I've been licking food items off of
> various body parts (other people's) for decades. I can not say I've
> licked mayo or mustard but I have licked... well never mind.

Whiskey?

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Katra wrote:
> Yer not supposed to do it in public tho'!

Why not? It is more fun in public, someone might see :-)

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In article >,
John Gaughan > wrote:

> Steve Wertz wrote:
> > Of course I would never patronize such an establishment that
> > exploits fish in this way.
>
> Maybe not fish, but steak... that's a different story.
>
> --
> John Gaughan

Tube steak???

K. <ducking and running>

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In article >,
John Gaughan > wrote:

> Katra wrote:
> > Yer not supposed to do it in public tho'!
>
> Why not? It is more fun in public, someone might see :-)
>
> --
> John Gaughan

<lol> Exhibitionist??? ;-D

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"Katra" > wrote in message
...
> In article >,
> Steve Ritter > wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 22:00:07 GMT, "Jack Schidt®" >
> > Interjected.. :
> >
> > > Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone
licking a
> > > condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a
lady
> > > licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard,
similar
> > > deal.
> > >
> > > Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
> > >
> > > Jack Slobber
> > >
> > Dunno. I've been licking things off of skin a long time.
> >
> > I suppose I'm "ahead" of our times? Bet I'm not alone
> >
> >
> > Steve
> >
> > Buffering... _69%_ |||||||||||||||||||
>
> Yer not supposed to do it in public tho'!
>
> --

I suppose it depends on where you are licking it from.

David

"John Gaughan" > wrote in message
...
> Mr. Wizard wrote:
> > I smoothed a 375 yard 3 wood last week!
>
> Downhill with the wind behind you?
>
Just the wind.

>Homosexuality. Being *** is not a problem, I am just explaining why he
>turned down a hot girl for a shower.
>
>John Gaughan

You're in denial... you're emotionally dishonest and insensitive. Anytime
someone needs to mention their sexual preference in public then it's a problem.



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This one headed "south" quick.

"Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
...
> Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
> condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
> licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard,
similar
> deal.
>
> Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
>
> Jack Slobber
>
>

Katra wrote:
>>Maybe not fish, but steak... that's a different story.
>
> Tube steak???
>
> K. <ducking and running>

You are a woman, it is okay ;-)

This makes me think of all sorts of nudist colony jokes. Mmmm... nudity...

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PENMART01 wrote:
> You're in denial... you're emotionally dishonest and insensitive.
> Anytime someone needs to mention their sexual preference in public
> then it's a problem.

Who mentioned his sexual preference?

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What did you expect? ;-D



In article >,
"Lou" > wrote:

> This one headed "south" quick.
>
> "Jack Schidt®" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Twice in the last day I've seen 2 commercials featuring someone licking a
> > condiment off someone else's face! First was Burger King, where a lady
> > licks mayo off this guy's face and the second was French's Mustard,
> similar
> > deal.
> >
> > Are there more? Is this a new food trend?
> >
> > Jack Slobber
> >
> >
>
>

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In article >,
John Gaughan > wrote:

> Katra wrote:
> >>Maybe not fish, but steak... that's a different story.
> >
> > Tube steak???
> >
> > K. <ducking and running>
>
> You are a woman, it is okay ;-)
>
> This makes me think of all sorts of nudist colony jokes. Mmmm... nudity...
>
> --
> John Gaughan

Hee! Do share...
For some reason, condiment licking and nudity just go together so well!

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Katra wrote:
>
> In article >,
> John Gaughan > wrote:

> > This makes me think of all sorts of nudist colony jokes. Mmmm... nudity...

> Hee! Do share...

(laugh) I bet I know the first one. Probably because it's the only
one I know.

nancy

>John Gaughan spoke:
>
>>PENMART01 wrote:
>> You're in denial... you're emotionally dishonest and insensitive.
>> Anytime someone needs to mention their sexual preference in public
>> then it's a problem.
>
>Who mentioned his sexual preference?

You wrote: "Homosexuality. Being *** is not a problem", and the fact that you
purposely omited your own words simply reinforces my statement. You do realize
that "J.G." stands for Junior Grade". <g>



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PENMART01 wrote:
> You wrote: "Homosexuality. Being *** is not a problem", and the fact
> that you purposely omited your own words simply reinforces my
> statement. You do realize that "J.G." stands for Junior Grade". <g>

You imply that I am *** and in denial. This is probably because I wrote
a passive-voice sentence aimed at people in general, and at nobody
specifically. You took it to mean that I was writing about myself. You
are wrong.

I omitted my words because I quoted the relevant part of the post, the
part I was replying to -- your words. This is good Usenet ettiquette.

"J.G." stands for John Gaughan, you know that, right? I am not a Naval
officer, i.e. "Lieutenant Junior Grade."

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Steve Wertz wrote:
>
> On Sun, 11 Apr 2004 19:51:46 -0400, Nancy Young
> > wrote:
>
> >There's one for ... A1 sauce? where the guy is supposed to feed his
> >girlfriend a piece of steak, instead he uses it to swipe off some
> >sauce from her cheek and eats it.
>
> Now *that's* a cool commercial.
>
> > Gave me the creeps.
>
> How do you feel about kissing, then?

Well, if someone rubbing meat on your face is your idea of kissing,
I don't think we're talking about the same thing.

nancy

>John Gaughan j
>
>PENMART01 wrote:
>> You wrote: "Homosexuality. Being *** is not a problem", and the fact
>> that you purposely omited your own words simply reinforces my
>> statement. You do realize that "J.G." stands for Junior Grade". <g>
>
>You imply that I am *** and in denial. This is probably because I wrote
>a passive-voice sentence aimed at people in general, and at nobody
>specifically. You took it to mean that I was writing about myself. You
>are wrong.
>
>I omitted my words because I quoted the relevant part of the post, the
>part I was replying to -- your words. This is good Usenet ettiquette.
>
>"J.G." stands for John Gaughan, you know that, right? I am not a Naval
>officer, i.e. "Lieutenant Junior Grade."

Hehe, if you're *** you're probably a *navel* officer! <G>


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Steve Wertz wrote:
>
> On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 16:37:24 -0400, Nancy Young

> >Well, if someone rubbing meat on your face is your idea of kissing,
> >I don't think we're talking about the same thing.
>
> It was his girlfriend or wife. Why would he have a problem
> swabbing her face with a piece of meat if he doesn't have a
> problem kissing her?

No, I would have a problem if someone rubbed their dinner on my
face, who is talking about the guy?

nancy

Steve Wertz wrote:
>
> On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 17:54:28 -0400, Nancy Young
> > wrote:
>
> >Steve Wertz wrote:
> >>
> >> On Mon, 12 Apr 2004 16:37:24 -0400, Nancy Young
> >
> >> >Well, if someone rubbing meat on your face is your idea of kissing,
> >> >I don't think we're talking about the same thing.
> >>
> >> It was his girlfriend or wife. Why would he have a problem
> >> swabbing her face with a piece of meat if he doesn't have a
> >> problem kissing her?
> >
> >No, I would have a problem if someone rubbed their dinner on my
> >face, who is talking about the guy?
>
> In that case then, the women was already wearing her dinner,
> somebody just substituted meat juice for A1.
>
> It's meant to be funny. Obviously you didn't think so if all you
> can think about is the act itself.

Lots of commercials are meant to be funny and completely miss the
mark. I can't say I've seen an amusing A1 commercial yet. There's
that one where the guy undergoes some G Force centrifugal thing and
finally a drop of A1 lands on his piece of steak, that didn't crack
me up, either.

Just because something is meant to be funny doesn't mean it will be.

nancy

PENMART01 wrote:
> Hehe, if you're *** you're probably a *navel* officer! <G>

I'd rather be *** than go on a barnyard sex spree like you do.

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