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WardNA 14-03-2004 06:30 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
>Maybe show how certain food items can be heated up by placing atop a
>light bulb, or keeping things cold by enclosing them in a zip lock bag
>and placing them in the toilet water. And then ideas on how to


You won't get those columns until Heloise is sent up.

WardNA 14-03-2004 06:30 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
>Maybe show how certain food items can be heated up by placing atop a
>light bulb, or keeping things cold by enclosing them in a zip lock bag
>and placing them in the toilet water. And then ideas on how to


You won't get those columns until Heloise is sent up.

Mark Thorson 14-03-2004 07:29 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
WardNA wrote:

> >Maybe show how certain food items can be heated up by placing atop a
> >light bulb, or keeping things cold by enclosing them in a zip lock bag
> >and placing them in the toilet water. And then ideas on how to

>
> You won't get those columns until Heloise is sent up.


There's a good idea! Now that we've got a mob going,
why stop with Martha?

Now that I think about, I'd much rather send Donna
Dewberry to the slammer. I'm sick to death of seeing
her One-StrokeTM painting shows on PBS, occupying
air time that could be used to show something more
entertaining like Rick Bayless frying hamburgers at
Burger King.






Mark Thorson 14-03-2004 07:29 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
WardNA wrote:

> >Maybe show how certain food items can be heated up by placing atop a
> >light bulb, or keeping things cold by enclosing them in a zip lock bag
> >and placing them in the toilet water. And then ideas on how to

>
> You won't get those columns until Heloise is sent up.


There's a good idea! Now that we've got a mob going,
why stop with Martha?

Now that I think about, I'd much rather send Donna
Dewberry to the slammer. I'm sick to death of seeing
her One-StrokeTM painting shows on PBS, occupying
air time that could be used to show something more
entertaining like Rick Bayless frying hamburgers at
Burger King.






Pennyaline 14-03-2004 08:10 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
"Mark Thorson" wrote:
> Now that I think about, I'd much rather send Donna
> Dewberry to the slammer. I'm sick to death of seeing
> her One-StrokeTM painting shows on PBS, occupying
> air time that could be used to show something more
> entertaining like Rick Bayless frying hamburgers at
> Burger King.


Cool! Could the technique transfer to jailhouse tats?



Pennyaline 14-03-2004 08:10 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
"Mark Thorson" wrote:
> Now that I think about, I'd much rather send Donna
> Dewberry to the slammer. I'm sick to death of seeing
> her One-StrokeTM painting shows on PBS, occupying
> air time that could be used to show something more
> entertaining like Rick Bayless frying hamburgers at
> Burger King.


Cool! Could the technique transfer to jailhouse tats?



Melba's Jammin' 14-03-2004 08:17 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
In article >, Steve Ritter
> wrote:

> I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.


Stay tuned for Rebecca Kolls.
--
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Rec.food.cooking's Preserved Fruit Administrator (I've got
the button to prove it!)
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is
the depth of the hole."

Melba's Jammin' 14-03-2004 08:17 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
In article >, Steve Ritter
> wrote:

> I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.


Stay tuned for Rebecca Kolls.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> updated 3-13-04.
Rec.food.cooking's Preserved Fruit Administrator (I've got
the button to prove it!)
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is
the depth of the hole."

Richard Kaszeta 14-03-2004 08:31 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
Melba's Jammin' > writes:

> In article >, Steve Ritter
> > wrote:
>
> > I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.

>
> Stay tuned for Rebecca Kolls.


Who, when she was a regular on the KARE-11 news, I always thought she
looked a lot like Martha anyways...


--
Richard W Kaszeta

http://www.kaszeta.org/rich

Richard Kaszeta 14-03-2004 08:31 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
Melba's Jammin' > writes:

> In article >, Steve Ritter
> > wrote:
>
> > I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.

>
> Stay tuned for Rebecca Kolls.


Who, when she was a regular on the KARE-11 news, I always thought she
looked a lot like Martha anyways...


--
Richard W Kaszeta

http://www.kaszeta.org/rich

Bill Reynolds 14-03-2004 10:52 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
Like a ship misses a barnacle....

Bill Reynolds 14-03-2004 10:52 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
Like a ship misses a barnacle....

John Gaughan 14-03-2004 11:45 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
Steve Ritter wrote:
> I'll miss Martha.


I will miss her about as much as I miss having ingrown toenails.

--
John Gaughan
http://www.johngaughan.net/


John Gaughan 14-03-2004 11:45 PM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
Steve Ritter wrote:
> I'll miss Martha.


I will miss her about as much as I miss having ingrown toenails.

--
John Gaughan
http://www.johngaughan.net/


Melba's Jammin' 15-03-2004 12:55 AM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
In article >, Richard Kaszeta
> wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > writes:
>
> > In article >, Steve Ritter
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.

> >
> > Stay tuned for Rebecca Kolls.

>
> Who, when she was a regular on the KARE-11 news, I always thought she
> looked a lot like Martha anyways...


She's been positioning herself for greatness for a number of years. Now
is her time to move. CJ had something about it in her Strib column
within the last two days -- might even have been today's paper.
(waves) Hi, Rich.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> updated 3-13-04.
Rec.food.cooking's Preserved Fruit Administrator (I've got
the button to prove it!)
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is
the depth of the hole."

Melba's Jammin' 15-03-2004 12:55 AM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 
In article >, Richard Kaszeta
> wrote:

> Melba's Jammin' > writes:
>
> > In article >, Steve Ritter
> > > wrote:
> >
> > > I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.

> >
> > Stay tuned for Rebecca Kolls.

>
> Who, when she was a regular on the KARE-11 news, I always thought she
> looked a lot like Martha anyways...


She's been positioning herself for greatness for a number of years. Now
is her time to move. CJ had something about it in her Strib column
within the last two days -- might even have been today's paper.
(waves) Hi, Rich.
--
-Barb, <www.jamlady.eboard.com> updated 3-13-04.
Rec.food.cooking's Preserved Fruit Administrator (I've got
the button to prove it!)
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is
the depth of the hole."

projectile vomit chick 15-03-2004 04:27 AM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 

"Steve Ritter" > wrote in message
...
>
> I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.
>
> She'll probably be gone 2 years at the most or less. Unless there will be
> a legal upset which can be pulled off with her money. Unfortunately the
> lynch mob wants blood.
>
> I wonder if she does go to jail, if she'll be the Cooker - Or the

Cookie:)
>
> Gosh. I can just see this 400 pound woman greet her. "Hi toots! Wanna
> check out my Pot Au Feu?"


Yeah, like she's gonna be locked up in Chino with the Women of Cellblock H.



projectile vomit chick 15-03-2004 04:27 AM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 

"Steve Ritter" > wrote in message
...
>
> I'll miss Martha. I love strong women.
>
> She'll probably be gone 2 years at the most or less. Unless there will be
> a legal upset which can be pulled off with her money. Unfortunately the
> lynch mob wants blood.
>
> I wonder if she does go to jail, if she'll be the Cooker - Or the

Cookie:)
>
> Gosh. I can just see this 400 pound woman greet her. "Hi toots! Wanna
> check out my Pot Au Feu?"


Yeah, like she's gonna be locked up in Chino with the Women of Cellblock H.



Edwin Pawlowski 16-03-2004 04:21 AM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 

"Steve Wertz" > wrote in message > >> >
> >> >How to light a cigarette from an electrical outlet. How to keep
> >> >smoldering toilet paper lit for several hours (for lighting
> >> >cigarettes). How to give haircuts with BIC razor blades. How to
> >> >make shanks from pieces of your locker. And of course, seasonal
> >> >prunos.


We had a guy at work that spent 6 years in prison. He made wine from any
type of fruit juice that was available. It was his side job and it made him
very popular.
Ed



Edwin Pawlowski 16-03-2004 04:21 AM

Martha - I'll miss you.
 

"Steve Wertz" > wrote in message > >> >
> >> >How to light a cigarette from an electrical outlet. How to keep
> >> >smoldering toilet paper lit for several hours (for lighting
> >> >cigarettes). How to give haircuts with BIC razor blades. How to
> >> >make shanks from pieces of your locker. And of course, seasonal
> >> >prunos.


We had a guy at work that spent 6 years in prison. He made wine from any
type of fruit juice that was available. It was his side job and it made him
very popular.
Ed




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