Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 8:45:08 AM UTC-5, Josie MacDaddy wrote:
>> On 5/25/2021 7:23 AM, Janet wrote:
>>> Nuns have more sex, more friends, AND cleaner floors than John Kuthe.
>>>
>>> Janet UK
>>>
>> How do you get a nun pregnant?
>>
>> Dress her up like an altar boy.
>>
> But the priest would come up behind her, and stick it up her butthole.
> That's not how you get the nun pregnant. And what happens if the
> priest goes for a reacharound. He'll realize he's been fooled, and he'll
> be VERY ANGRY! This is a very bad idea.
>>
> --Bryan
>

Best way to get a nun preggo is to introduce her to Popeye, along
with a gallon of crystal palace.

On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 2:27:11 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 8:45:08 AM UTC-5, Josie MacDaddy wrote:
> >> On 5/25/2021 7:23 AM, Janet wrote:
> >>> Nuns have more sex, more friends, AND cleaner floors than John Kuthe.
> >>>
> >>> Janet UK
> >>>
> >> How do you get a nun pregnant?
> >>
> >> Dress her up like an altar boy.
> >>
> > But the priest would come up behind her, and stick it up her butthole.
> > That's not how you get the nun pregnant. And what happens if the
> > priest goes for a reacharound. He'll realize he's been fooled, and he'll
> > be VERY ANGRY! This is a very bad idea.
> >>
> > --Bryan
> >
> Best way to get a nun preggo is to introduce her to Popeye, along
> with a gallon of crystal palace.
>
The fact that they call them "sister" would get his interest.
>
--Bryan

On Tue, 25 May 2021 12:43:11 -0700 (PDT), Bryan Simmons
> wrote:

>On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 2:27:11 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>> > On Tuesday, May 25, 2021 at 8:45:08 AM UTC-5, Josie MacDaddy wrote:
>> >> On 5/25/2021 7:23 AM, Janet wrote:
>> >>> Nuns have more sex, more friends, AND cleaner floors than John Kuthe.
>> >>>
>> >>> Janet UK
>> >>>
>> >> How do you get a nun pregnant?
>> >>
>> >> Dress her up like an altar boy.
>> >>
>> > But the priest would come up behind her, and stick it up her butthole.
>> > That's not how you get the nun pregnant. And what happens if the
>> > priest goes for a reacharound. He'll realize he's been fooled, and he'll
>> > be VERY ANGRY! This is a very bad idea.
>> >>
>> > --Bryan
>> >
>> Best way to get a nun preggo is to introduce her to Popeye, along
>> with a gallon of crystal palace.
>>
>The fact that they call them "sister" would get his interest.
>>
>--Bryan

Ask them, theyre here. "You can stop saying that now. Thank you."
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On Tue, 25 May 2021 14:27:04 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote:


>Best way to get a nun preggo is to introduce her to Popeye, along
>with a gallon of crystal palace.

This is the more common method:
https://postimg.cc/gw0Svbty

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