On Thursday, April 29, 2021 at 3:20:44 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>
> On Wed, 28 Apr 2021 20:26:52 -0700 (PDT),
> wrote:
>
> > On Wednesday, April 28, 2021 at 7:54:46 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> >>
> >> And I ordered two boxes of Planet dry laundry soap from them!
> >>
> >> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >>
> > If you were truly worried about the planet you'd not order your detergent
> > online, thus burning petroleum to have these items delivered to you. You'd
> > make your own detergent and crow about that; the 'recipe' has been posted
> > here in the past and can easily be found.
> >
> I've gone back to using fossil-fuel (petroleum) derived charcoal
> lighter fluid that meets the South Coast Air Quality Management
> standards for my laundry. The lighter fluid smell mostly dissipates
> in the dryer and what little odor is left gives me that "Real
> Kingsford Man" aftershave fragrance.
>
Welllllllll, if you wanted to save some money you could dump the charcoal
lighter fluid and just use a chimney starter with a couple of sheets of news-
paper stuffed under the bottom to get your charcoal lit. But if you are RICH!
RICH!! RICH!!! like Kuthe what's a couple of bucks for a can of lighter fluid?
>
> Thank you Henry Ford for the assembly line, Kingsford charcoal, the
> 6-day work week, and all these fine petroleum-burning cars!
>
> -sw
>
I agree.

On Thu, 29 Apr 2021 13:57:50 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

> On Thursday, April 29, 2021 at 3:20:44 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 28 Apr 2021 20:26:52 -0700 (PDT),
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wednesday, April 28, 2021 at 7:54:46 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>>>>
>>>> And I ordered two boxes of Planet dry laundry soap from them!
>>>>
>>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>>
>>> If you were truly worried about the planet you'd not order your detergent
>>> online, thus burning petroleum to have these items delivered to you. You'd
>>> make your own detergent and crow about that; the 'recipe' has been posted
>>> here in the past and can easily be found.
>>>
>> I've gone back to using fossil-fuel (petroleum) derived charcoal
>> lighter fluid that meets the South Coast Air Quality Management
>> standards for my laundry. The lighter fluid smell mostly dissipates
>> in the dryer and what little odor is left gives me that "Real
>> Kingsford Man" aftershave fragrance.
>>
> Welllllllll, if you wanted to save some money you could dump the charcoal
> lighter fluid and just use a chimney starter with a couple of sheets of news-
> paper stuffed under the bottom to get your charcoal lit.

But then what would I use to get the greasy stains off my clothes?!?
I never said I use charcoal lighter fluid for grilling/smoking.

-sw

On Thursday, April 29, 2021 at 4:21:23 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>
> On Thu, 29 Apr 2021 13:57:50 -0700 (PDT),
> wrote:
>
> >> I've gone back to using fossil-fuel (petroleum) derived charcoal
> >> lighter fluid that meets the South Coast Air Quality Management
> >> standards for my laundry. The lighter fluid smell mostly dissipates
> >> in the dryer and what little odor is left gives me that "Real
> >> Kingsford Man" aftershave fragrance.
> >>
> > Welllllllll, if you wanted to save some money you could dump the charcoal
> > lighter fluid and just use a chimney starter with a couple of sheets of news-
> > paper stuffed under the bottom to get your charcoal lit.
>
> But then what would I use to get the greasy stains off my clothes?!?
> I never said I use charcoal lighter fluid for grilling/smoking.
>
> -sw
>
Ummmmm, have you heard about Resolve or Spray 'n Wash pretreatment
sprays for grease stain? Gooooood stuff and they always have coupons.

On Thu, 29 Apr 2021 15:15:05 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

> On Thursday, April 29, 2021 at 4:21:23 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 29 Apr 2021 13:57:50 -0700 (PDT),
>> wrote:
>>
>>>> I've gone back to using fossil-fuel (petroleum) derived charcoal
>>>> lighter fluid that meets the South Coast Air Quality Management
>>>> standards for my laundry. The lighter fluid smell mostly dissipates
>>>> in the dryer and what little odor is left gives me that "Real
>>>> Kingsford Man" aftershave fragrance.
>>>>
>>> Welllllllll, if you wanted to save some money you could dump the charcoal
>>> lighter fluid and just use a chimney starter with a couple of sheets of news-
>>> paper stuffed under the bottom to get your charcoal lit.
>>
>> But then what would I use to get the greasy stains off my clothes?!?
>> I never said I use charcoal lighter fluid for grilling/smoking.
>>
> Ummmmm, have you heard about Resolve or Spray 'n Wash pretreatment
> sprays for grease stain? Gooooood stuff and they always have coupons.

Ummmmmm, it doesn't work NEARLY as well as charcoal lighter fluid,
and it only costs $2.49 for a 48oz jug.

I wasted a bottle Shout! on ONE stain a couple months ago. $.04 of
lighter fluid did the trick.

You're trying to trap me into using newspaper and now Resolve for
some unknown reason. Where is is the goalpost in this game?

-sw

On Thursday, April 29, 2021 at 10:29:10 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>
> On Thu, 29 Apr 2021 15:15:05 -0700 (PDT),
> wrote:
>
> > Ummmmm, have you heard about Resolve or Spray 'n Wash pretreatment
> > sprays for grease stain? Gooooood stuff and they always have coupons.
>
> Ummmmmm, it doesn't work NEARLY as well as charcoal lighter fluid,
> and it only costs $2.49 for a 48oz jug.
>
> I wasted a bottle Shout! on ONE stain a couple months ago. $.04 of
> lighter fluid did the trick.
>
I've never had Resolve or Spray 'n Wash fail to take a grease stain out. I
spray the spot well, then roll up the shirt or pants so the treatment will stay
moist and give it time to break down the stain.
>
> You're trying to trap me into using newspaper and now Resolve for
> some unknown reason. Where is the goalpost in this game?
>
> -sw
>
I get my coupons online; I've not had access to a newspaper for many
years. Coupons that I get online can either be printed off or saved to
my phone.

On Thu, 29 Apr 2021 22:15:27 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

> On Thursday, April 29, 2021 at 10:29:10 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 29 Apr 2021 15:15:05 -0700 (PDT),
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Ummmmm, have you heard about Resolve or Spray 'n Wash pretreatment
>>> sprays for grease stain? Gooooood stuff and they always have coupons.
>>
>> Ummmmmm, it doesn't work NEARLY as well as charcoal lighter fluid,
>> and it only costs $2.49 for a 48oz jug.
>>
>> I wasted a bottle Shout! on ONE stain a couple months ago. $.04 of
>> lighter fluid did the trick.
>>
> I've never had Resolve or Spray 'n Wash fail to take a grease stain out. I
> spray the spot well, then roll up the shirt or pants so the treatment will stay
> moist and give it time to break down the stain.
>>
>> You're trying to trap me into using newspaper and now Resolve for
>> some unknown reason. Where is the goalpost in this game?
>>
>> -sw
>>
> I get my coupons online; I've not had access to a newspaper for many
> years. Coupons that I get online can either be printed off or saved to
> my phone.

<sigh> First it was I should use newspaper to light my charcoal
(even though I wasn't lighting charcoal), and then it was I should
buy Resolve for my grease stains. You're one step ahead opf of me
while still being one step behind.

Like I asked, where is the goalposts in this game? Or you could be
you, and I could be me. My post started out being satire of sorts
and you kept changing this shit up.

-sw

On Thursday, April 29, 2021 at 5:21:23 PM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:

> But then what would I use to get the greasy stains off my clothes?!?

WD-40. It'll even clean oil-based wood stain off of clothes.

Cindy Hamilton

On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 4:24:03 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Thursday, April 29, 2021 at 5:21:23 PM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>
> > But then what would I use to get the greasy stains off my clothes?!?
> WD-40. It'll even clean oil-based wood stain off of clothes.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>
But have there been any studies where women's impressions of manliness
were compared between "WD-40," "Kingsford Man," and "Hoppe's No. 9"?
Asking for a friend.
>
--Bryan

On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 5:33:34 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 4:24:03 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Thursday, April 29, 2021 at 5:21:23 PM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
> >
> > > But then what would I use to get the greasy stains off my clothes?!?
> > WD-40. It'll even clean oil-based wood stain off of clothes.
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton
> >
> But have there been any studies where women's impressions of manliness
> were compared between "WD-40," "Kingsford Man," and "Hoppe's No. 9"?
> Asking for a friend.

A literature search reveals no such study.

My favorite fragrance, though, is freshly sawn lumber (not pressure treated).

Cindy Hamilton

On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 4:42:02 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 5:33:34 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> > On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 4:24:03 AM UTC-5, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > > On Thursday, April 29, 2021 at 5:21:23 PM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
> > >
> > > > But then what would I use to get the greasy stains off my clothes?!?
> > > WD-40. It'll even clean oil-based wood stain off of clothes.
> > >
> > > Cindy Hamilton
> > >
> > But have there been any studies where women's impressions of manliness
> > were compared between "WD-40," "Kingsford Man," and "Hoppe's No. 9"?
> > Asking for a friend.
> A literature search reveals no such study.
>
> My favorite fragrance, though, is freshly sawn lumber (not pressure treated).
>
I'm partial to neroli and vanilla.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>
--Bryan

On Fri, 30 Apr 2021 03:10:33 -0700, Bryan Simmons wrote:

> I'm partial to neroli and vanilla.

Sandalwood.

On Fri, 30 Apr 2021 02:41:59 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 5:33:34 AM UTC-4, wrote:
>
>> But have there been any studies where women's impressions of manliness
>> were compared between "WD-40," "Kingsford Man," and "Hoppe's No. 9"?
>> Asking for a friend.
>
> A literature search reveals no such study.
>
> My favorite fragrance, though, is freshly sawn lumber (not pressure treated).

Pine? Birch? Oak?

-sw

On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 6:46:42 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 30 Apr 2021 02:41:59 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
> > On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 5:33:34 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> >
> >> But have there been any studies where women's impressions of manliness
> >> were compared between "WD-40," "Kingsford Man," and "Hoppe's No. 9"?
> >> Asking for a friend.
> >
> > A literature search reveals no such study.
> >
> > My favorite fragrance, though, is freshly sawn lumber (not pressure treated).
> Pine? Birch? Oak?
>
Hickory smells very nice. I imagine pecan would as well.
>
> -sw
>
--Bryan

On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 7:46:42 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 30 Apr 2021 02:41:59 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>
> > On Friday, April 30, 2021 at 5:33:34 AM UTC-4, wrote:
> >
> >> But have there been any studies where women's impressions of manliness
> >> were compared between "WD-40," "Kingsford Man," and "Hoppe's No. 9"?
> >> Asking for a friend.
> >
> > A literature search reveals no such study.
> >
> > My favorite fragrance, though, is freshly sawn lumber (not pressure treated).
> Pine? Birch? Oak?

Usually SPF dimensional, although white cedar is very nice, too.

Cindy Hamilton

On Fri, 30 Apr 2021 02:24:00 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:

> On Thursday, April 29, 2021 at 5:21:23 PM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> But then what would I use to get the greasy stains off my clothes?!?
>
> WD-40. It'll even clean oil-based wood stain off of clothes.
>
> Cindy Hamilton

I think I tired that and I forget happened. Lord knows I've got
shitloads of that around in various brands. I'll try it again.

-sw

On 2021-04-30 5:24 a.m., Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Thursday, April 29, 2021 at 5:21:23 PM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> But then what would I use to get the greasy stains off my clothes?!?
>
> WD-40. It'll even clean oil-based wood stain off of clothes.
>
>

That stuff is magic. Back in the days of dot matrix printers you could
revive an old used up ribbon with WD40. Spray it into the spool, put the
unit into a plastic bag for a week or so and it would be like a brand
new ribbon. The story was that the ribbons don't really run out of ink
so much as the solvent dissipating.