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On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 23:36:25 -0500, "cshenk"
> wrote:

>Mike Duffy wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 18:59:28 -0400, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
>>
>> > The 3 unwritten rules of life:
>> > 1.
>> > 2.
>> > 3.

>>
>> I'm not sure if it's original, but my friend says:
>>
>> Life is a game where the object is to figure out the rules.

>
>Mike, you post from newsdirectnet.com
>
>This is a problematic set but most seem ok so most do not ban it as a
>domain.


lol, WHAT A KOOK

>Don Shenkenberger never wrote those lines. He is very visually limited


He'd have to be, if the poor ******* is married to you.

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On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 1:22:36 AM UTC-5, Jim Lahey wrote:
> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 23:36:25 -0500, "cshenk"
> > wrote:
>
> >Mike Duffy wrote:
> >
> >> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 18:59:28 -0400, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
> >>
> >> > The 3 unwritten rules of life:
> >> > 1.
> >> > 2.
> >> > 3.
> >>
> >> I'm not sure if it's original, but my friend says:
> >>
> >> Life is a game where the object is to figure out the rules.

> >
> >Mike, you post from newsdirectnet.com
> >
> >This is a problematic set but most seem ok so most do not ban it as a
> >domain.

> lol, WHAT A KOOK
> >Don Shenkenberger never wrote those lines. He is very visually limited

> He'd have to be, if the poor ******* is married to you.
>

Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about John.
Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him enough to dress
up like a high school girl and let him take her from behind? and, how would
she react if he accidentally on purpose stuck it into the *alternative orifice*?
>

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Bryan Simmons wrote:

> Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about
> John. Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him
> enough to dress up like a high school girl and let him take her from
> behind? and, how would she react if he accidentally on purpose stuck
> it into the *alternative orifice*?
> >

> --Bryan


Sick, a danger to minors and hanging out with the trolls. Not a pretty
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On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 6:36:04 AM UTC-5, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
> > Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about
> > John. Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him
> > enough to dress up like a high school girl and let him take her from
> > behind? and, how would she react if he accidentally on purpose stuck
> > it into the *alternative orifice*?
> > >

> > --Bryan

> Sick, a danger to minors and hanging out with the trolls. Not a pretty
> picture, Bryan.
>

And after, you could clean them up. A stinky job, but we know you'd be
up to the task.
>

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Default OT - Since we're talkin' Greek (was: The 3 unwritten rules of life)

On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 7:18:27 AM UTC-5, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 6:36:04 AM UTC-5, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >
> > > Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about
> > > John. Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him
> > > enough to dress up like a high school girl and let him take her from
> > > behind? and, how would she react if he accidentally on purpose stuck
> > > it into the *alternative orifice*?
> > > >
> > > --Bryan

> > Sick, a danger to minors and hanging out with the trolls. Not a pretty
> > picture, Bryan.

>

Yep, Carol wuuuuvs John.
> >

> And after, you could clean them up. A stinky job, but we know you'd be
> up to the task.


Since we're talkin' Greek, Penzey's has their little jars of Greek Seasoning
for $1, limit 4, through Monday.
https://www.penzeys.com/online-catal...-24/p-411/pd-s
> >

> --Bryan
>

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On 4/24/2021 7:35 AM, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
>> Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about
>> John. Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him
>> enough to dress up like a high school girl and let him take her from
>> behind? and, how would she react if he accidentally on purpose stuck
>> it into the *alternative orifice*?
>>>

>> --Bryan

>
> Sick, a danger to minors and hanging out with the trolls. Not a pretty
> picture, Bryan.
>
>

Are blumpkins considered vegan?
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On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 10:55:13 AM UTC-5, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
> On 4/24/2021 7:35 AM, Dr. Bruce wrote:
> > Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >
> >> Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about
> >> John. Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him
> >> enough to dress up like a high school girl and let him take her from
> >> behind? and, how would she react if he accidentally on purpose stuck
> >> it into the *alternative orifice*?
> >>>
> >> --Bryan

> >
> > Sick, a danger to minors and hanging out with the trolls. Not a pretty
> > picture, Bryan.
> >
> >

> Are blumpkins considered vegan?
>

I didn't know what a blumpkin was, so I Googled it.
https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...-blumpkin-real

You're a naughty man, Mr. Shinklehooper!
>

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On 4/24/2021 12:08 PM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 10:55:13 AM UTC-5, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
>> On 4/24/2021 7:35 AM, Dr. Bruce wrote:
>> Are blumpkins considered vegan?
>>

> I didn't know what a blumpkin was, so I Googled it.
> https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/...-blumpkin-real
>
> You're a naughty man, Mr. Shinklehooper!
>>

> --Bryan
>

Eat at the Y!
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Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
>> Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about
>> John. Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him
>> enough to dress up like a high school girl and let him take her from
>> behind? and, how would she react if he accidentally on purpose stuck
>> it into the *alternative orifice*?
>>>

>> --Bryan

>
> Sick, a danger to minors and hanging out with the trolls. Not a pretty
> picture, Bryan.
>
>


You sniffed his ass anyway. Sick, master doctor.


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On 24 Apr 2021 11:35:58 GMT, "Dr. Bruce" >
wrote:

>Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
>> Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about
>> John. Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him
>> enough to dress up like a high school girl and let him take her from
>> behind? and, how would she react if he accidentally on purpose stuck
>> it into the *alternative orifice*?
>> >

>> --Bryan

>
>Sick, a danger to minors and hanging out with the trolls. Not a pretty
>picture, Bryan.


Jealousy is a curse, Dutch faggot.


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Dr. Bruce wrote:
> Bryan Simmons wrote:
>
>> Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about
>> John. Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him
>> enough to dress up like a high school girl and let him take her from
>> behind? and, how would she react if he accidentally on purpose stuck
>> it into the *alternative orifice*?
>>>

>> --Bryan

>
> Sick, a danger to minors and hanging out with the trolls. Not a pretty
> picture, Bryan.
>
>

The story of your life, freakshow.
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On 4/24/2021 7:12 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 1:22:36 AM UTC-5, Jim Lahey wrote:
>> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 23:36:25 -0500, "cshenk"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Mike Duffy wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 18:59:28 -0400, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The 3 unwritten rules of life:
>>>>> 1.
>>>>> 2.
>>>>> 3.
>>>>
>>>> I'm not sure if it's original, but my friend says:
>>>>
>>>> Life is a game where the object is to figure out the rules.
>>>
>>> Mike, you post from newsdirectnet.com
>>>
>>> This is a problematic set but most seem ok so most do not ban it as a
>>> domain.

>> lol, WHAT A KOOK
>>> Don Shenkenberger never wrote those lines. He is very visually limited

>> He'd have to be, if the poor ******* is married to you.
>>

> Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about John.
> Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him enough to dress
> up like a high school girl and let him take her from behind? and, how would
> she react if he accidentally on purpose stuck it into the *alternative orifice*?
>>

> --Bryan
>

She might enjoy some fromunda cheese from john.
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On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 10:57:13 AM UTC-5, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
> On 4/24/2021 7:12 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 1:22:36 AM UTC-5, Jim Lahey wrote:
> >> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 23:36:25 -0500, "cshenk"
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >>> Mike Duffy wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 18:59:28 -0400, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> The 3 unwritten rules of life:
> >>>>> 1.
> >>>>> 2.
> >>>>> 3.
> >>>>
> >>>> I'm not sure if it's original, but my friend says:
> >>>>
> >>>> Life is a game where the object is to figure out the rules.
> >>>
> >>> Mike, you post from newsdirectnet.com
> >>>
> >>> This is a problematic set but most seem ok so most do not ban it as a
> >>> domain.
> >> lol, WHAT A KOOK
> >>> Don Shenkenberger never wrote those lines. He is very visually limited
> >> He'd have to be, if the poor ******* is married to you.
> >>

> > Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about John.
> > Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him enough to dress
> > up like a high school girl and let him take her from behind? and, how would
> > she react if he accidentally on purpose stuck it into the *alternative orifice*?
> >>

> > --Bryan
> >

> She might enjoy some fromunda cheese from john.
>

I had to Google that too. It is very permissive of you, Mr. Shinklehooper, to
allow her to partake of his cheese. I'm sure he'd also enjoy her fromunda.
>

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Don Shenkenberger wrote:

> On 4/24/2021 7:12 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
> > On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 1:22:36 AM UTC-5, Jim Lahey wrote:
> > > On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 23:36:25 -0500, "cshenk"
> > wrote:
> > >
> > > > Mike Duffy wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 18:59:28 -0400, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > The 3 unwritten rules of life:
> > > > > > 1.
> > > > > > 2.
> > > > > > 3.
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm not sure if it's original, but my friend says:
> > > > >
> > > > > Life is a game where the object is to figure out the rules.
> > > >
> > > > Mike, you post from newsdirectnet.com
> > > >
> > > > This is a problematic set but most seem ok so most do not ban
> > > > it as a domain.
> > > lol, WHAT A KOOK
> > > > Don Shenkenberger never wrote those lines. He is very visually
> > > > limited
> > > He'd have to be, if the poor ******* is married to you.
> > >

> > Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about
> > John. Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him
> > enough to dress up like a high school girl and let him take her
> > from behind? and, how would she react if he accidentally on purpose
> > stuck it into the *alternative orifice*?
> > >

> > --Bryan
> >

> She might enjoy some fromunda cheese from john.


I'd love some dick cheese from John, especially as his dick is powered
by vegetarian food. Its quite similar to soy cheese, but more manly
tasting.

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Dr Bruce wrote:
> Don Shenkenberger wrote:
>
>> On 4/24/2021 7:12 AM, Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>> On Saturday, April 24, 2021 at 1:22:36 AM UTC-5, Jim Lahey wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 23:36:25 -0500, "cshenk"
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Mike Duffy wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 18:59:28 -0400, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The 3 unwritten rules of life:
>>>>>>> 1.
>>>>>>> 2.
>>>>>>> 3.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I'm not sure if it's original, but my friend says:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Life is a game where the object is to figure out the rules.
>>>>>
>>>>> Mike, you post from newsdirectnet.com
>>>>>
>>>>> This is a problematic set but most seem ok so most do not ban
>>>>> it as a domain.
>>>> lol, WHAT A KOOK
>>>>> Don Shenkenberger never wrote those lines. He is very visually
>>>>> limited
>>>> He'd have to be, if the poor ******* is married to you.
>>>>
>>> Since he doesn't get on the internet, I guess he doesn't know about
>>> John. Carol wuvs John. My only questions are, does she love him
>>> enough to dress up like a high school girl and let him take her
>>> from behind? and, how would she react if he accidentally on purpose
>>> stuck it into the *alternative orifice*?
>>>>
>>> --Bryan
>>>

>> She might enjoy some fromunda cheese from john.

>
> I'd love some dick cheese from John, especially as his dick is powered
> by vegetarian food. Its quite similar to soy cheese, but more manly
> tasting.
>


Master druce, I hate to inform you that your protege (kuth) has
been eating dead chicken corpses. He doesn't even sniff the cloaca
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On 4/24/2021 2:22 AM, Jim Lahey wrote:
> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 23:36:25 -0500, "cshenk"
> > wrote:
>
>> Mike Duffy wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 18:59:28 -0400, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
>>>
>>>> The 3 unwritten rules of life:
>>>> 1.
>>>> 2.
>>>> 3.
>>>
>>> I'm not sure if it's original, but my friend says:
>>>
>>> Life is a game where the object is to figure out the rules.

>>
>> Mike, you post from newsdirectnet.com
>>
>> This is a problematic set but most seem ok so most do not ban it as a
>> domain.

>
> lol, WHAT A KOOK
>
>> Don Shenkenberger never wrote those lines. He is very visually limited

>
> He'd have to be, if the poor ******* is married to you.
>

Indeed, Mr Lahey! Time for a trip to the lc! I got, $100
for groceries. I got, $1400 for liquor.
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On Sat, 24 Apr 2021 07:21:05 -0400, Don Shenkenberger
> wrote:

>On 4/24/2021 2:22 AM, Jim Lahey wrote:
>> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 23:36:25 -0500, "cshenk"
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Mike Duffy wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 23 Apr 2021 18:59:28 -0400, Don Shenkenberger wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> The 3 unwritten rules of life:
>>>>> 1.
>>>>> 2.
>>>>> 3.
>>>>
>>>> I'm not sure if it's original, but my friend says:
>>>>
>>>> Life is a game where the object is to figure out the rules.
>>>
>>> Mike, you post from newsdirectnet.com
>>>
>>> This is a problematic set but most seem ok so most do not ban it as a
>>> domain.

>>
>> lol, WHAT A KOOK
>>
>>> Don Shenkenberger never wrote those lines. He is very visually limited

>>
>> He'd have to be, if the poor ******* is married to you.
>>

>Indeed, Mr Lahey! Time for a trip to the lc! I got, $100
>for groceries. I got, $1400 for liquor.


You had me at 'liquor', XXX.
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