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Hank Rogers[_4_] 11-03-2021 04:19 AM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
John Kuthe wrote:
> On Wednesday, March 10, 2021 at 6:22:31 PM UTC-6, Alex wrote:
> ...
>> What creek? He didn't mention a creek in this post.

>
> Kuthe Creek. It's a creek that only runs after it rains on the downside of my 3-car driveway behind my house towards the Soaking Pad on the ground to the right side when viewed from the rear of my house. One time in 2017 I got out with a shovel IN THE RAIN to dig out a little creek right where the water was draining off my driveway onto a patch of ground back there! And I generally have to redig it every year a little.
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>


Do you uses a 100% electric shovel?



Omni Vore[_2_] 11-03-2021 04:26 AM

Mentally Ill KOOKthe began taking a DIRT NAP!
 
On 3/10/2021 6:23 PM, Shit-eating Idiot KOOKthe wrote:

> KOOKthe sewer


Nothing is what you're worth, dumb****.

NOBODY GIVES A ****, YOU ASSHOLE!

You need to be permanently disqualified from all future employment,
you vile sick loser.

THIS ISN'T YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGE BOARD, YOU BRAINDEAD ****TARD!

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR CHILDISH GARBAGE, DUMB****!

You're still an unemployable failure and always will be!

You are a waste of air.

Nobody gives a shit about your house.
Nobody gives a shit about your sound system.
Nobody gives a shit about your car.
Nobody gives a shit about your exercise.
Nobody gives a shit about your weather.
Nobody gives a shit about your chronic unemployment.
Nobody gives a shit about your mental illness.
Nobody gives a shit about your feeble attempts at "cooking."
Nobody gives a shit about your pointless pathetic "obsessions."
Nobody gives a shit about your life.

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU. SHUT THE **** UP AND LEAVE!

Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 11-03-2021 10:10 AM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
On Wednesday, March 10, 2021 at 7:22:31 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
> Bruce wrote:
> > On Wed, 10 Mar 2021 06:06:42 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe >
> > wrote:
> >
> >> On Sunday, March 7, 2021 at 10:02:44 AM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
> >>> On Sunday, March 7, 2021 at 9:41:23 AM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
> >>>> Got ALL the compost up from in back, and out to the two Front Garden beds!
> >>>>
> >>>> No neighbors, we don't have a compost pile in back, I moved it UP FRONT! :-)
> >>>>
> >>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
> >>> With a wheelbarrow, a shovel and a rake! :-) Early Springtime Dharmic Duty for the Dirt Making Process!
> >>>
> >>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN and sometimes practicing Hindu!
> >> And I got my rake and evened out the compost as a Bel Nor Police car came down the street, and I smiled and gave him the peace sign! :-)
> >>
> >> I smile and give everyone a peace sign when driving in my neighborhood my 100% Leaf, and some give then back too! :-)

> > I remember a picture of that creek. A person who drank a lot of beer
> > can create that.
> >

> What creek? He didn't mention a creek in this post.


It's not a creek. It's a shallow trench he digs to alleviate the poor drainage
in his back yard.

And because he's mentally 10 years old, it becomes a "creek" in his
imagination.

Cindy Hamilton

John Kuthe[_10_] 11-03-2021 04:38 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 4:10:07 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
....
|> It's not a creek. It's a shallow trench he digs to alleviate the poor drainage
> in his back yard.
>
> And because he's mentally 10 years old, it becomes a "creek" in his
> imagination.
>
> Cindy Hamilton


If I still had my Foamie, it could run Kuthe Creek when it runs!

Know what a Foamie is? Kayakers do!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN......

Omni Vore[_2_] 11-03-2021 05:46 PM

Mentally Ill KOOKthe began taking a DIRT NAP!
 
On 3/11/2021 8:38 AM, Irrelevant Idiot KOOKthe wrote:

> If


Nothing is what you're worth, dumb****.

NOBODY GIVES A ****, YOU ASSHOLE!

You need to be permanently disqualified from all future employment,
you vile sick loser.

THIS ISN'T YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGE BOARD, YOU BRAINDEAD ****TARD!

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR CHILDISH GARBAGE, SHIT-FOR_BRAINS!

You're still an unemployable failure and always will be!

You are a waste of air.

Nobody gives a shit about your house.
Nobody gives a shit about your sound system.
Nobody gives a shit about your car.
Nobody gives a shit about your exercise.
Nobody gives a shit about your weather.
Nobody gives a shit about your chronic unemployment.
Nobody gives a shit about your mental illness.
Nobody gives a shit about your feeble attempts at "cooking."
Nobody gives a shit about your pointless pathetic "obsessions."
Nobody gives a shit about your life.

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU. SHUT THE **** UP AND LEAVE!

Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 11-03-2021 05:48 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 11:38:40 AM UTC-5, wrote:
> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 4:10:07 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> ...
> |> It's not a creek. It's a shallow trench he digs to alleviate the poor drainage
> > in his back yard.
> >
> > And because he's mentally 10 years old, it becomes a "creek" in his
> > imagination.
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton

> If I still had my Foamie, it could run Kuthe Creek when it runs!


You probably could run it down your driveway.

> Know what a Foamie is? Kayakers do!


Yes, I know what a Foamie is, and I'm not a kayaker.

Cindy Hamilton

John Kuthe[_10_] 11-03-2021 08:40 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 11:48:43 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 11:38:40 AM UTC-5, wrote:
> > On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 4:10:07 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > ...
> > |> It's not a creek. It's a shallow trench he digs to alleviate the poor drainage
> > > in his back yard.
> > >
> > > And because he's mentally 10 years old, it becomes a "creek" in his
> > > imagination.
> > >
> > > Cindy Hamilton

> > If I still had my Foamie, it could run Kuthe Creek when it runs!

> You probably could run it down your driveway.
> > Know what a Foamie is? Kayakers do!

> Yes, I know what a Foamie is, and I'm not a kayaker.
>
> Cindy Hamilton


Ever MADE a Foamie?

I did!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...



Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 11-03-2021 09:02 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 3:41:03 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 11:48:43 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 11:38:40 AM UTC-5, wrote:
> > > On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 4:10:07 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > > ...
> > > |> It's not a creek. It's a shallow trench he digs to alleviate the poor drainage
> > > > in his back yard.
> > > >
> > > > And because he's mentally 10 years old, it becomes a "creek" in his
> > > > imagination.
> > > >
> > > > Cindy Hamilton
> > > If I still had my Foamie, it could run Kuthe Creek when it runs!

> > You probably could run it down your driveway.
> > > Know what a Foamie is? Kayakers do!

> > Yes, I know what a Foamie is, and I'm not a kayaker.
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton

> Ever MADE a Foamie?
>
> I did!


I made boom-boom this morning.

Cindy Hamilton

Kinda Depends On How Much 11-03-2021 11:43 PM

Mentally Ill KOOKthe began taking a DIRT NAP!
 
On 3/11/2021 12:40 PM, Useless Waste Of Oxygen KOOKthe wrote:

> Ev


Nothing is what you're worth, dumb****.

NOBODY GIVES A ****, YOU ASSHOLE!

You need to be permanently disqualified from all future employment,
you vile sick loser.

THIS ISN'T YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGE BOARD, YOU BRAINDEAD ****TARD!

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR CHILDISH GARBAGE, SHIT-FOR_BRAINS!

You're still an unemployable failure and always will be!

You are a waste of air.

Nobody gives a shit about your house.
Nobody gives a shit about your sound system.
Nobody gives a shit about your car.
Nobody gives a shit about your exercise.
Nobody gives a shit about your weather.
Nobody gives a shit about your chronic unemployment.
Nobody gives a shit about your mental illness.
Nobody gives a shit about your feeble attempts at "cooking."
Nobody gives a shit about your pointless pathetic "obsessions."
Nobody gives a shit about your life.

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU. SHUT THE **** UP AND LEAVE!

Hank Rogers[_4_] 12-03-2021 12:11 AM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
John Kuthe wrote:
> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 11:48:43 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 11:38:40 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>>> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 4:10:07 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> ...
>>> |> It's not a creek. It's a shallow trench he digs to alleviate the poor drainage
>>>> in his back yard.
>>>>
>>>> And because he's mentally 10 years old, it becomes a "creek" in his
>>>> imagination.
>>>>
>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>> If I still had my Foamie, it could run Kuthe Creek when it runs!

>> You probably could run it down your driveway.
>>> Know what a Foamie is? Kayakers do!

>> Yes, I know what a Foamie is, and I'm not a kayaker.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton

>
> Ever MADE a Foamie?
>
> I did!
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>
>


I started the shit making process early this morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I ate a big bowl of Oatmeal. I cooked it in my 100% electric
microwave, which I have named "master sniff".

yumo ... with butter too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Hank Rogers[_4_] 12-03-2021 12:12 AM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 3:41:03 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 11:48:43 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 11:38:40 AM UTC-5, wrote:
>>>> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 4:10:07 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>> ...
>>>> |> It's not a creek. It's a shallow trench he digs to alleviate the poor drainage
>>>>> in his back yard.
>>>>>
>>>>> And because he's mentally 10 years old, it becomes a "creek" in his
>>>>> imagination.
>>>>>
>>>>> Cindy Hamilton
>>>> If I still had my Foamie, it could run Kuthe Creek when it runs!
>>> You probably could run it down your driveway.
>>>> Know what a Foamie is? Kayakers do!
>>> Yes, I know what a Foamie is, and I'm not a kayaker.
>>>
>>> Cindy Hamilton

>> Ever MADE a Foamie?
>>
>> I did!

>
> I made boom-boom this morning.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>


I tried, but fell and farted.



Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 12-03-2021 09:29 AM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 7:12:35 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> > On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 3:41:03 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> >> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 11:48:43 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >>> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 11:38:40 AM UTC-5, wrote:
> >>>> On Thursday, March 11, 2021 at 4:10:07 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> >>>> ...
> >>>> |> It's not a creek. It's a shallow trench he digs to alleviate the poor drainage
> >>>>> in his back yard.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> And because he's mentally 10 years old, it becomes a "creek" in his
> >>>>> imagination.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Cindy Hamilton
> >>>> If I still had my Foamie, it could run Kuthe Creek when it runs!
> >>> You probably could run it down your driveway.
> >>>> Know what a Foamie is? Kayakers do!
> >>> Yes, I know what a Foamie is, and I'm not a kayaker.
> >>>
> >>> Cindy Hamilton
> >> Ever MADE a Foamie?
> >>
> >> I did!

> >
> > I made boom-boom this morning.
> >
> > Cindy Hamilton
> >

> I tried, but fell and farted.


I'm so sorry. Are you broken-hearted?

Cindy Hamilton

Gary 12-03-2021 12:22 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
Hank Rogers wrote:
> I ate a big bowl of Oatmeal. I cooked it in my 100% electric microwave,
> which I have named "master sniff".


My microwave is 100% gas operated. It even works during a power outage.






Janet 12-03-2021 02:43 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
In article >, says...

> My microwave is 100% gas operated. It even works during a power outage.



I've got a hand-powered potato peeler that works in the dark.


Janet UK

Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 12-03-2021 03:11 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
On Friday, March 12, 2021 at 9:43:07 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
> In article >, says...
> > My microwave is 100% gas operated. It even works during a power outage.

> I've got a hand-powered potato peeler that works in the dark.


Mine theoretically works in the dark, but it has a taste for blood so I
don't use it when I can't see what it's lunging at.

Cindy Hamilton

Ed Pawlowski[_5_] 12-03-2021 04:09 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
On 3/12/2021 10:11 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Friday, March 12, 2021 at 9:43:07 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
>> In article >, says...
>>> My microwave is 100% gas operated. It even works during a power outage.

>> I've got a hand-powered potato peeler that works in the dark.

>
> Mine theoretically works in the dark, but it has a taste for blood so I
> don't use it when I can't see what it's lunging at.
>
> Cindy Hamilton
>


I close my eyes. I'm a rather modest person and don't want to look at
naked potatoes.

jmcquown[_2_] 12-03-2021 04:15 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
On 3/12/2021 11:09 AM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 3/12/2021 10:11 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Friday, March 12, 2021 at 9:43:07 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
>>> In article >, says...
>>>> My microwave is 100% gas operated. It even works during a power outage.
>>> I've got a hand-powered potato peeler that works in the dark.

>>
>> Mine theoretically works in the dark, but it has a taste for blood so I
>> don't use it when I can't see what it's lunging at.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
>>

>
> I close my eyes.Â* I'm a rather modest person and don't want to look at
> naked potatoes.


I usually insist potatoes leave their jackets on, even in daylight.

Jill

John Kuthe[_10_] 12-03-2021 05:09 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
On Friday, March 12, 2021 at 8:43:07 AM UTC-6, Janet wrote:
> In article >, says...
> > My microwave is 100% gas operated. It even works during a power outage.

> I've got a hand-powered potato peeler that works in the dark.
>
>
> Janet UK


You peel potatoes in the dark? ;-)

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

John Kuthe[_10_] 12-03-2021 05:11 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
On Friday, March 12, 2021 at 9:12:03 AM UTC-6, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
> On Friday, March 12, 2021 at 9:43:07 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
> > In article >, says...
> > > My microwave is 100% gas operated. It even works during a power outage.

> > I've got a hand-powered potato peeler that works in the dark.

> Mine theoretically works in the dark, but it has a taste for blood so I
> don't use it when I can't see what it's lunging at.
>
> Cindy Hamilton


That's why I asked Janet if she peels potatoes in the dark!

John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

Hank Rogers[_4_] 12-03-2021 06:40 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
Gary wrote:
> * Hank Rogers wrote:
>> I ate a big bowl of Oatmeal. I cooked it in my 100% electric
>> microwave,
>> which I have named "master sniff".

>
> My microwave is 100% gas operated. It even works during a power
> outage.
>


So yoose followed Popeye's advise. Good move!




Hank Rogers[_4_] 12-03-2021 06:42 PM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 3/12/2021 10:11 AM, Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>> On Friday, March 12, 2021 at 9:43:07 AM UTC-5, Janet wrote:
>>> In article >, says...
>>>> My microwave is 100% gas operated. It even works during a power
>>>> outage.
>>> I've got a hand-powered potato peeler that works in the dark.

>>
>> Mine theoretically works in the dark, but it has a taste for
>> blood so I
>> don't use it when I can't see what it's lunging at.
>>
>> Cindy Hamilton
>>

>
> I close my eyes.* I'm a rather modest person and don't want to look
> at naked potatoes.


Some taters have several massive bosoms.



Kinda Depends On How Much 12-03-2021 06:57 PM

Mentally Ill KOOKthe began the SHIT EATING PROCESS!
 
On 3/12/2021 9:11 AM, Asshole Loser KOOKthe wrote:

> Tha


Nothing is what you're worth, dumb****.

NOBODY GIVES A ****, YOU ASSHOLE!

You need to be permanently disqualified from all future employment,
you vile sick loser.

THIS ISN'T YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGE BOARD, YOU BRAINDEAD ****TARD!

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR CHILDISH GARBAGE, SHIT-FOR_BRAINS!

You're still an unemployable failure and always will be!

You are a waste of air.

Nobody gives a shit about your house.
Nobody gives a shit about your sound system.
Nobody gives a shit about your car.
Nobody gives a shit about your exercise.
Nobody gives a shit about your weather.
Nobody gives a shit about your chronic unemployment.
Nobody gives a shit about your mental illness.
Nobody gives a shit about your feeble attempts at "cooking."
Nobody gives a shit about your pointless pathetic "obsessions."
Nobody gives a shit about your life.

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU. SHUT THE **** UP AND LEAVE!


Omni Vore[_2_] 13-03-2021 05:08 AM

Mentally Ill KOOKthe began the SHIT EATING PROCESS!
 
On 3/12/2021 9:09 AM, Dimwitted ****tard KOOKthe wrote:

> Y


Nothing is what you're worth, dumb****.

NOBODY GIVES A ****, YOU SHIT-EATING ****TARD!

You need to be permanently disqualified from all future employment,
you vile sick loser.

THIS ISN'T YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGE BOARD, YOU BRAINDEAD ****TARD!

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR CHILDISH GARBAGE, SHIT-FOR_BRAINS!

You're still an unemployable failure and always will be!

You are a waste of air.

Nobody gives a shit about your house.
Nobody gives a shit about your sound system.
Nobody gives a shit about your car.
Nobody gives a shit about your exercise.
Nobody gives a shit about your weather.
Nobody gives a shit about your chronic unemployment.
Nobody gives a shit about your mental illness.
Nobody gives a shit about your feeble attempts at "cooking."
Nobody gives a shit about your pointless pathetic "obsessions."
Nobody gives a shit about your life.

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU. SHUT THE **** UP AND LEAVE!

Bruce[_34_] 13-03-2021 08:15 AM

I began the DIRT MAKING PROCESS!
 
On Thu, 11 Mar 2021 02:10:04 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Wednesday, March 10, 2021 at 7:22:31 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
>> Bruce wrote:
>> > On Wed, 10 Mar 2021 06:06:42 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe >
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sunday, March 7, 2021 at 10:02:44 AM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
>> >>> On Sunday, March 7, 2021 at 9:41:23 AM UTC-6, John Kuthe wrote:
>> >>>> Got ALL the compost up from in back, and out to the two Front Garden beds!
>> >>>>
>> >>>> No neighbors, we don't have a compost pile in back, I moved it UP FRONT! :-)
>> >>>>
>> >>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>> >>> With a wheelbarrow, a shovel and a rake! :-) Early Springtime Dharmic Duty for the Dirt Making Process!
>> >>>
>> >>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN and sometimes practicing Hindu!
>> >> And I got my rake and evened out the compost as a Bel Nor Police car came down the street, and I smiled and gave him the peace sign! :-)
>> >>
>> >> I smile and give everyone a peace sign when driving in my neighborhood my 100% Leaf, and some give then back too! :-)
>> > I remember a picture of that creek. A person who drank a lot of beer
>> > can create that.
>> >

>> What creek? He didn't mention a creek in this post.

>
>It's not a creek. It's a shallow trench he digs to alleviate the poor drainage
>in his back yard.


Even my Mom used to get wetter than Kuthe's creek.

--
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