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Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!

Because STUPID BREEDSÂ*STUPID! :-(


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On 2021-03-05 6:21 a.m., John Kuthe wrote:
> Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>
> Because STUPID BREEDSÂ*STUPID! :-(
>
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>

Can we quote you when you manage to win one for yourself?
You are the most likely candidate in the group.

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On 3/5/2021 10:04 AM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2021-03-05 6:21 a.m., John Kuthe wrote:
>> Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of
>> Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>>
>> Because STUPID BREEDSÂ*STUPID! :-(
>>
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>

> Â* Can we quote you when you manage to win one for yourself?
> Â*You are the most likely candidate in the group.
>

Indeed, and he'll likely win it by driving his electric car into the
side of his house at top speed.

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On 2021-03-05 10:11 p.m., jmcquown wrote:
> On 3/5/2021 10:04 AM, Dave Smith wrote:
>> On 2021-03-05 6:21 a.m., John Kuthe wrote:
>>> Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of
>>> Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>>>
>>> Because STUPID BREEDSÂ*STUPID! :-(
>>>
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>>

>> Â*Â* Can we quote you when you manage to win one for yourself?
>> Â*Â*You are the most likely candidate in the group.
>>

> Indeed, and he'll likely win it by driving his electric car into the
> side of his house at top speed.
>
>


I was thinking more along the lines of dying of carbon monoxide
poisoning from sitting in his van in the garage while running the engine
to charge his Volt.
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On Friday, March 5, 2021 at 5:21:46 AM UTC-6, wrote:
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> Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>
> Because STUPID BREEDS STUPID! :-(
>
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>

I nominate you for first place.


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On Fri, 5 Mar 2021 joannotjoann wrote:

>On Friday, March 5, 2021 bjc.org wrote:
>>
>> Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>>
>> Because STUPID BREEDS STUPID! :-(
>> John Kootchie
>>

>I nominate you for first place.


I nominate Kootchie for LAST place... no one is more stupid... he's
the only creep who had to wait for a parent to die to have a roof over
his empty head... and what a dumkoff roof it is, hot weather tile in a
freezing cold environment. Kootchie has the brain of a leech, how
fitting.
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Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Mar 2021 joannotjoann wrote:
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>> On Friday, March 5, 2021 bjc.org wrote:
>>>
>>> Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>>>
>>> Because STUPID BREEDS STUPID! :-(
>>> John Kootchie
>>>

>> I nominate you for first place.

>
> I nominate Kootchie for LAST place... no one is more stupid... he's
> the only creep who had to wait for a parent to die to have a roof over
> his empty head... and what a dumkoff roof it is, hot weather tile in a
> freezing cold environment. Kootchie has the brain of a leech, how
> fitting.
>


Careful Popeye. When Calvin Coolidge was elected, yoose were eating
diks at brooklyn navy yard. Some of those sailors might come out of
the closet and tell about yoose blowing their diks.




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On Fri, 5 Mar 2021 03:21:42 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe >
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>Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>
>Because STUPID BREEDS*STUPID! :-(
>
>
>John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


Y E S. . . Everyone has heard of this award. And we ALL think you
should be nominated.

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On Friday, March 5, 2021 at 1:21:46 AM UTC-10, wrote:
> Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>
> Because STUPID BREEDS STUPID! :-(
>
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


One of my clients got a Darwin Medal from the International Coral Reef Society. He didn't have to kill himself either. That's a good news. The bad news is that he's dead anyway.
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On 3/5/2021 3:49 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> One of my clients got a Darwin Medal from the International Coral Reef Society. He didn't have to kill himself either. That's a good news. The bad news is that he's dead anyway.
>

Current events stress Coral.


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On Friday, March 5, 2021 at 10:57:37 AM UTC-10, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 3/5/2021 3:49 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> > One of my clients got a Darwin Medal from the International Coral Reef Society. He didn't have to kill himself either. That's a good news. The bad news is that he's dead anyway.
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> Current events stress Coral.


It is the currents that allows the coral to thrive.
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On 3/5/2021 6:49 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> On Friday, March 5, 2021 at 10:57:37 AM UTC-10, Dave Smith wrote:
>> On 3/5/2021 3:49 PM, dsi1 wrote:
>>> One of my clients got a Darwin Medal from the International Coral Reef Society. He didn't have to kill himself either. That's a good news. The bad news is that he's dead anyway.
>>>

>> Current events stress Coral.

>
> It is the currents that allows the coral to thrive.
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Nice catch.
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On 3/5/21 3:21 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
> Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>
> Because STUPID BREEDSÂ*STUPID! :-(
>
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
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thank your mother for that
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On 3/5/2021 7:01 PM, ZZyXX wrote:
> On 3/5/21 3:21 AM, John Kuthe wrote:
>> Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of
>> Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>>
>> Because STUPID BREEDSÂ*STUPID! :-(
>>
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...
>>

> thank your mother for that
>

Mother Gaia must hate him. He lives by himself, heating an almost
2,000 square foot house with some of the dirtiest electricity in
America. He claims to love Mother Gaia, but he continually ****s
her in the ass. Yep, one coal burnin' mother****er.

The only way he could really show contrition to Mother Gaia is to
voluntarily remove himself from the carbon emissions system, and
to stipulate a green burial in his final directive.

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John Kuthe wrote:
> Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>
> Because STUPID BREEDSÂ*STUPID! :-(
>
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


Why do you have to put your son down like that in a public forum?


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On Fri, 5 Mar 2021 03:21:42 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:

> Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>
> Because STUPID BREEDS*STUPID! :-(
>
> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...


Speaking of which, your birthday is ...,oh shit, did we miss it?
How did you not announce that like , 30 times that morning when
telling us we all suck??

That Uzi thing was lame. You gotta do something better this time.
Can you get your Nordictrack up onto the arch? Alex, you got any
Bofors AK's to set the Swedish mood? Hook him up.

-sw
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Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Mar 2021 03:21:42 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
>
>> Homo Sapiens will go down in history as a cautionary tale as one of Mother Gaia's STUPIDEST EXPERIMENTS!
>>
>> Because STUPID BREEDSÂ*STUPID! :-(
>>
>> John Kuthe, RN, BSN...

> Speaking of which, your birthday is ...,oh shit, did we miss it?
> How did you not announce that like , 30 times that morning when
> telling us we all suck??
>
> That Uzi thing was lame. You gotta do something better this time.
> Can you get your Nordictrack up onto the arch? Alex, you got any
> Bofors AK's to set the Swedish mood? Hook him up.
>
> -sw


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