Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.

https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg

And I got a free TV from Jeff Bezos! MY HERO! It has a crack in the
bottom right, about 5 square " of area.. Still very watchable, I'm
soaking in it now. But they sent a call tag for the one I'm
returning from last week with the shitty remote pickup. Go figure.

-sw

On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 15:42:04 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg
>
> And I got a free TV from Jeff Bezos! MY HERO! It has a crack in the
> bottom right, about 5 square " of area.. Still very watchable, I'm
> soaking in it now. But they sent a call tag for the one I'm
> returning from last week with the shitty remote pickup. Go figure.

To clarify, TV #1 last week - a TCL with shitty remote pickup.
TV #2 A HiSense w/cracked screen - I can keep it.
TV #3 A Hisense being delivered on Wednesday. Maybe Friday since
we're having a ice/snow storm

And it's 15 degrees outside and 43F or under the last 4 days. And I
have very annoying fly in the house buzzing by every 5 minutes and
won't land. ****er. I'm positive is a Government Spy Fly - we
don't get real flies in these temps.

-sw

On Sunday, February 14, 2021 at 3:42:13 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
>
> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg
>
Maybe it's not quite "blue ribbon" worthy if you were entering it in the
county fair, but still quite yummy looking to me and I'd not refuse a slice.
>
> And I got a free TV from Jeff Bezos! MY HERO! It has a crack in the
> bottom right, about 5 square " of area.. Still very watchable, I'm
> soaking in it now. But they sent a call tag for the one I'm
> returning from last week with the shitty remote pickup. Go figure.
>
> -sw
>
How are you soaking in a tv?

On 2/14/2021 3:42 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg
>
> And I got a free TV from Jeff Bezos! MY HERO! It has a crack in the
> bottom right, about 5 square " of area.. Still very watchable, I'm
> soaking in it now. But they sent a call tag for the one I'm
> returning from last week with the shitty remote pickup. Go figure.
>
> -sw
>
You are truly a modern day Madge, and I bet she made a passable
pineapple upside down cake while talking on a corded phone in her
own kitchen. Please tell me that you washed up the mixing bowl
with Palmolive.

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On 2/14/2021 4:27 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 15:42:04 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
>> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
>> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
>> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg
>>
>> And I got a free TV from Jeff Bezos! MY HERO! It has a crack in the
>> bottom right, about 5 square " of area.. Still very watchable, I'm
>> soaking in it now. But they sent a call tag for the one I'm
>> returning from last week with the shitty remote pickup. Go figure.
>
> To clarify, TV #1 last week - a TCL with shitty remote pickup.
> TV #2 A HiSense w/cracked screen - I can keep it.
> TV #3 A Hisense being delivered on Wednesday. Maybe Friday since
> we're having a ice/snow storm
>
> And it's 15 degrees outside and 43F or under the last 4 days. And I
> have very annoying fly in the house buzzing by every 5 minutes and
> won't land. ****er. I'm positive is a Government Spy Fly - we
> don't get real flies in these temps.
>
> -sw
>
Snatch the little bugger with your fist, and put it outdoors.
That'll teach the pesky Government Spy folks.

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tested on laboratory animals.

On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 14:55:09 -0800 (PST), "
> wrote:

>On Sunday, February 14, 2021 at 3:42:13 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
>> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
>> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
>> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg
>>
>Maybe it's not quite "blue ribbon" worthy if you were entering it in the
>county fair, but still quite yummy looking to me and I'd not refuse a slice.
>>
>> And I got a free TV from Jeff Bezos! MY HERO! It has a crack in the
>> bottom right, about 5 square " of area.. Still very watchable, I'm
>> soaking in it now. But they sent a call tag for the one I'm
>> returning from last week with the shitty remote pickup. Go figure.
>>
>> -sw
>>
>How are you soaking in a tv?

I hope he disconnected it first.

On 2/14/2021 4:42 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg
>
> And I got a free TV from Jeff Bezos! MY HERO! It has a crack in the
> bottom right, about 5 square " of area.. Still very watchable, I'm
> soaking in it now. But they sent a call tag for the one I'm
> returning from last week with the shitty remote pickup. Go figure.
>
> -sw
>

I'd eat the cake. Bezos is a great guy. I understand why you like him,
most everyone does.

On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 17:27:00 -0600, BryanGSimmons wrote:

> On 2/14/2021 4:27 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 15:42:04 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
>>> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
>>> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
>>> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>>>
>>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg
>>>
>>> And I got a free TV from Jeff Bezos! MY HERO! It has a crack in the
>>> bottom right, about 5 square " of area.. Still very watchable, I'm
>>> soaking in it now. But they sent a call tag for the one I'm
>>> returning from last week with the shitty remote pickup. Go figure.
>>
>> To clarify, TV #1 last week - a TCL with shitty remote pickup.
>> TV #2 A HiSense w/cracked screen - I can keep it.
>> TV #3 A Hisense being delivered on Wednesday. Maybe Friday since
>> we're having a ice/snow storm
>>
>> And it's 15 degrees outside and 43F or under the last 4 days. And I
>> have very annoying fly in the house buzzing by every 5 minutes and
>> won't land. ****er. I'm positive is a Government Spy Fly - we
>> don't get real flies in these temps.
>
> Snatch the little bugger with your fist, and put it outdoors.
> That'll teach the pesky Government Spy folks.

A lighter and aerosol hair spray did the trick. The fire department
just left.

-sw

On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 17:23:38 -0600, BryanGSimmons wrote:

> You are truly a modern day Madge, and I bet she made a passable
> pineapple upside down cake while talking on a corded phone in her
> own kitchen. Please tell me that you washed up the mixing bowl
> with Palmolive.

Madge's kitchen is a nail salon. And I use Dawn Astitine - or
whatever comes after "Ultra Platinum" - the 5X stuff.

-sw

On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 22:32:13 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:

> A lighter and aerosol hair spray did the trick.

Try it with a can of ether. Watch out for the flame following the stream
back. Do it outside until you get the hang of it.

On 2021-02-15 8:24 a.m., Mike Duffy wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 22:32:13 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> A lighter and aerosol hair spray did the trick.
>
> Try it with a can of ether. Watch out for the flame following the stream
> back. Do it outside until you get the hang of it.
>
Better yet, get a dumb friend to do it and watch from a distance.

On 2/15/2021 9:21 AM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2021-02-15 8:24 a.m., Mike Duffy wrote:
>> On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 22:32:13 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>> A lighter and aerosol hair spray did the trick.
>>
>> Try it with a can of ether. Watch out for the flame following the stream
>> back. Do it outside until you get the hang of it.
>>
> Better yet, get a dumb friend to do it and watch from a distance.
>
What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

Jill

On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 16:27:29 -0600, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
>> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
>> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
>> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg

Looks like you topped it with a whole pound of light brown sugar. And
I bet you didn't add any Coco Lopez coconut cream and dark rum to that
yallow box cake. Could have at least sprang for some maraschinos.
Always tastes better as a Pina Colada cake. Next time use a lot less
brown sugar, dark brown is best, and fill in the spaces around the
pineapple rings with crushed.
You getting any Texass snow? Been snowing here in the Northern
Catskills all morning... 19ºF here. Wife and two grandsons left to
ski this morning at Belleayre, will be there throughout Presidents
week. I'll be cat sitting. Just read that Belleayre suffered a
destructive avalanche, no one hurt.

>have very annoying fly in the house buzzing by every 5 minutes and
>won't land. ****er. I'm positive is a Government Spy Fly - we
>don't get real flies in these temps.
>
>-sw

We get real flies in sub zero temperatures. If you had a real cat
that fly wouldn't last 20 minutes... a real cat would snatch it right
off the ceiling.

Sheldon Martin wrote:
> On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 16:27:29 -0600, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
>>> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
>>> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
>>> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>>>
>>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg
>
> Looks like you topped it with a whole pound of light brown sugar. And
> I bet you didn't add any Coco Lopez coconut cream and dark rum to that
> yallow box cake. Could have at least sprang for some maraschinos.
> Always tastes better as a Pina Colada cake. Next time use a lot less
> brown sugar, dark brown is best, and fill in the spaces around the
> pineapple rings with crushed.
> You getting any Texass snow? Been snowing here in the Northern
> Catskills all morning... 19ºF here. Wife and two grandsons left to
> ski this morning at Belleayre, will be there throughout Presidents
> week. I'll be cat sitting. Just read that Belleayre suffered a
> destructive avalanche, no one hurt.
>
>> have very annoying fly in the house buzzing by every 5 minutes and
>> won't land. ****er. I'm positive is a Government Spy Fly - we
>> don't get real flies in these temps.
>>
>> -sw
>
> We get real flies in sub zero temperatures. If you had a real cat
> that fly wouldn't last 20 minutes... a real cat would snatch it right
> off the ceiling.
>

Popeye, with all the garbage yoose trow out yoose window, that
garbage dump has flies year round!

On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 16:27:29 -0600, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 15:42:04 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
>> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
>> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
>> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg
>>
>> And I got a free TV from Jeff Bezos! MY HERO! It has a crack in the
>> bottom right, about 5 square " of area.. Still very watchable, I'm
>> soaking in it now. But they sent a call tag for the one I'm
>> returning from last week with the shitty remote pickup. Go figure.
>
>To clarify, TV #1 last week - a TCL with shitty remote pickup.
>TV #2 A HiSense w/cracked screen - I can keep it.
>TV #3 A Hisense being delivered on Wednesday. Maybe Friday since

LOL. TCL and Hisense are the cheapest quality junk brands in
existence. You buy junk and this is the result. Oh well, now we know
your level of income---LOL.

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On Mon, 15 Feb 2021 13:57:13 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:

> On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 16:27:29 -0600, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
>>> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
>>> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
>>> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>>>
>>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg
>
> Looks like you topped it with a whole pound of light brown sugar. And
> I bet you didn't add any Coco Lopez coconut cream and dark rum to that
> yallow box cake.

I forgot to add the rum to the batter, so I drank it and sprinkled
the last dregs over top of it.

> Could have at least sprang for some maraschinos.

I had no plan nor recipe to make this. I just... made it.

> You getting any Texass snow? Been snowing here in the Northern
> Catskills all morning... 19ºF here.

Don't try and get all cuddly with me. It makes me want to barf.

-sw

Sqwertz wrote:
> On Mon, 15 Feb 2021 13:57:13 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 16:27:29 -0600, Sqwertz >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>>> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
>>>> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
>>>> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
>>>> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>>>>
>>>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg
>>
>> Looks like you topped it with a whole pound of light brown sugar. And
>> I bet you didn't add any Coco Lopez coconut cream and dark rum to that
>> yallow box cake.
>
> I forgot to add the rum to the batter, so I drank it and sprinkled
> the last dregs over top of it.
>
>> Could have at least sprang for some maraschinos.
>
> I had no plan nor recipe to make this. I just... made it.
>
>> You getting any Texass snow? Been snowing here in the Northern
>> Catskills all morning... 19ºF here.
>
> Don't try and get all cuddly with me. It makes me want to barf.
>
> -sw
>

Popeye Must be horny.

On Mon, 15 Feb 2021 22:38:05 -0600, Hank Rogers >
wrote:

>Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Mon, 15 Feb 2021 13:57:13 -0500, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 16:27:29 -0600, Sqwertz >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 14 Feb 2021 Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Pineapple upside cake made from scratch and without using a recipe,
>>>>> and all while I was stuck on the corded phone in the kitchen with
>>>>> Amazon. I put it in the oven and hung up the phone at the same time.
>>>>> That's muti-tasking, and it came out almost great, just ugly.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2kwt5CV/Valentines-Day-2021.jpg
>>>
>>> Looks like you topped it with a whole pound of light brown sugar. And
>>> I bet you didn't add any Coco Lopez coconut cream and dark rum to that
>>> yallow box cake.
>>
>> I forgot to add the rum to the batter, so I drank it and sprinkled
>> the last dregs over top of it.
>>
>>> Could have at least sprang for some maraschinos.
>>
>> I had no plan nor recipe to make this. I just... made it.
>>
>>> You getting any Texass snow? Been snowing here in the Northern
>>> Catskills all morning... 19ºF here.
>>
>> Don't try and get all cuddly with me. It makes me want to barf.
>>
>> -sw
>>
>
>Popeye Must be horny.

I concur. Hope Popeye has some spare flour, so he can find Sqwertz's
wet and juicy ass hole amongst all that fat.

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