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John Kuthe[_3_] 02-12-2020 04:39 PM

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https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg

:-)


John Kuthe...

Sqwertz[_53_] 03-12-2020 02:01 AM

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On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:

> https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg


And a rotting pineapple.

-sw

John Kuthe[_3_] 03-12-2020 02:04 AM

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On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 8:02:00 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
>
> > https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg

>
> And a rotting pineapple.
>
> -sw


That pineapple was NOT rotting, and was delicious!

John Kuthe...

Sqwertz[_53_] 03-12-2020 02:10 AM

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On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 18:04:18 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:

> On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 8:02:00 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
>>
>>> https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg

>>
>> And a rotting pineapple.

>
> That pineapple was NOT rotting, and was delicious!


Rotting. They go from green to yellow to past-their-prime brown.

-sw

Bruce[_32_] 03-12-2020 03:30 AM

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On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 8:04:23 PM UTC-6, wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 8:02:00 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
> > On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
> >
> > > https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg

> >
> > And a rotting pineapple.
> >
> > -sw

> That pineapple was NOT rotting, and was delicious!
>
> John Kuthe...



Steve is correct... and your house must REALLY stink, you are a sloppy "housekeeper" -- ICKY - POO ... !!!


John Kuthe[_3_] 03-12-2020 03:55 AM

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On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 9:30:39 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 8:04:23 PM UTC-6, wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 8:02:00 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
> > >
> > > > https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg
> > >
> > > And a rotting pineapple.
> > >
> > > -sw

> > That pineapple was NOT rotting, and was delicious!
> >
> > John Kuthe...

> Steve is correct... and your house must REALLY stink, you are a sloppy "housekeeper" -- ICKY - POO ... !!!


I suppose YOU ALL live in a sterile environment? ROFL! ;'-)


John Kuthe...

Bruce[_32_] 03-12-2020 04:25 AM

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On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 9:55:25 PM UTC-6, wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 9:30:39 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 8:04:23 PM UTC-6, wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 8:02:00 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > > On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg
> > > >
> > > > And a rotting pineapple.
> > > >
> > > > -sw
> > > That pineapple was NOT rotting, and was delicious!
> > >
> > > John Kuthe...

> > Steve is correct... and your house must REALLY stink, you are a sloppy "housekeeper" -- ICKY - POO ... !!!

> I suppose YOU ALL live in a sterile environment? ROFL! ;'-)
>
>
> John Kuthe...



There are BEDBUGS running around in that picture, too...

--
Best
Greg


John Kuthe[_3_] 03-12-2020 01:08 PM

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On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 10:25:30 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:
....
> There are BEDBUGS running around in that picture, too...
>


Bullshit! Where do you morons invent this crap?

Delusional assholes, most of you!


John Kuthe...

Gary 03-12-2020 01:14 PM

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On 12/2/2020 9:01 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg

>
> And a rotting pineapple.
>
> -sw


I was just wondering why a pic of the closed donut box?
Might have been nice to open the box so we could see the donuts.




John Kuthe[_3_] 03-12-2020 01:32 PM

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On Thursday, December 3, 2020 at 7:14:42 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
....
> I was just wondering why a pic of the closed donut box?
> Might have been nice to open the box so we could see the donuts.


Anticipation! :-)

And today, there is ONE donut left! Problem is, if I put it out of it's misery, I have to throw out the donut box too

Great idea!


;-)


John Kuthe...



Sqwertz[_53_] 03-12-2020 03:05 PM

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On Thu, 3 Dec 2020 05:32:26 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:

> On Thursday, December 3, 2020 at 7:14:42 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
> ...
>> I was just wondering why a pic of the closed donut box?
>> Might have been nice to open the box so we could see the donuts.

>
> Anticipation! :-)
>
> And today, there is ONE donut left! Problem is, if I put it out
> of it's misery, I have to throw out the donut box too


Was that you theory with the pineapple, too - didn't to have to
throw it away?

-sw

Sheldon Martin[_4_] 03-12-2020 06:09 PM

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On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 18:04:18 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> wrote:

>On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 8:02:00 PM UTC-6, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
>>
>> > https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg

>>
>> And a rotting pineapple.
>>
>> -sw

>
>That pineapple was NOT rotting, and was delicious!
>
>John Kuthe...


Fermenting! Once picked pineapple doesn't ripen, it immediately
begins to ferment/rot. Where you live the closest to field ripened
pineapple is canned. Same for melon. Many fruits are too delicate to
ship ripened. I can't grow pineapple here but I can grow melons and I
do, the difference between stupermarket cantaloupes/honedews and vine
ripened from our garden is like night and day. Since we've been
growing our own we no longer are able to eat stupidmarket melons....
they are as tasty as firewood.

Sheldon Martin[_4_] 03-12-2020 06:17 PM

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On Thu, 3 Dec 2020 05:32:26 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe
> wrote:

>On Thursday, December 3, 2020 at 7:14:42 AM UTC-6, Gary wrote:
>...
>> I was just wondering why a pic of the closed donut box?
>> Might have been nice to open the box so we could see the donuts.

>
>Anticipation! :-)
>
>And today, there is ONE donut left! Problem is, if I put it out of it's misery, I have to throw out the donut box too
>John Kuthe


No sane person is going to keep the freakin' box for one freakin'
donut unless they want to attract vermin.
Normal folk would put the last lonely donuts in a zip loc or wrap it
in Saran... but who thinks Kootchie is normal let alone human?

cshenk 03-12-2020 11:54 PM

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Sqwertz wrote:

> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
>
> > https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg

>
> And a rotting pineapple.
>
> -sw


How do you know it isn't just bad lighting?

cshenk 03-12-2020 11:55 PM

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John Kuthe wrote:

> On Wednesday, December 2, 2020 at 10:25:30 PM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:
> ...
> > There are BEDBUGS running around in that picture, too...
> >

>
> Bullshit! Where do you morons invent this crap?
>
> Delusional assholes, most of you!
>
>
> John Kuthe...


It's Greg Morrow. He crept out of my filter but is back in.

Sqwertz[_53_] 04-12-2020 09:41 PM

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On Thu, 03 Dec 2020 17:54:37 -0600, cshenk wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
>>
>>> https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg

>>
>> And a rotting pineapple.

>
> How do you know it isn't just bad lighting?


Because it's obvious in other, visible ways other than color alone.

-sw

Bruce[_33_] 04-12-2020 09:47 PM

Donuts of the Month Club
 
On Fri, 4 Dec 2020 15:41:59 -0600, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Thu, 03 Dec 2020 17:54:37 -0600, cshenk wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
>>>
>>>> https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg
>>>
>>> And a rotting pineapple.

>>
>> How do you know it isn't just bad lighting?

>
>Because it's obvious in other, visible ways other than color alone.


PineappleGate! I'm glad Sqwertz doesn't have anything better to do and
is on the case!

Doppelgänger[_3_] 04-12-2020 10:01 PM

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Bruce pretended :
> On Fri, 4 Dec 2020 15:41:59 -0600, Sqwertz >
> wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 03 Dec 2020 17:54:37 -0600, cshenk wrote:
>>
>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg
>>>>
>>>> And a rotting pineapple.
>>>
>>> How do you know it isn't just bad lighting?

>>
>> Because it's obvious in other, visible ways other than color alone.

>
> PineappleGate! I'm glad Sqwertz doesn't have anything better to do and
> is on the case!
>

It looks like a pineapple Squirt pulled out
of his ass.

Bruce[_33_] 04-12-2020 10:28 PM

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On Fri, 04 Dec 2020 17:01:51 -0500, Doppelgänger
> wrote:

>Bruce pretended :
>> On Fri, 4 Dec 2020 15:41:59 -0600, Sqwertz >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 03 Dec 2020 17:54:37 -0600, cshenk wrote:
>>>
>>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg
>>>>>
>>>>> And a rotting pineapple.
>>>>
>>>> How do you know it isn't just bad lighting?
>>>
>>> Because it's obvious in other, visible ways other than color alone.

>>
>> PineappleGate! I'm glad Sqwertz doesn't have anything better to do and
>> is on the case!
>>

>It looks like a pineapple Squirt pulled out
>of his ass.


If that happens often, it would explain his bad moods.

Bruce[_32_] 04-12-2020 10:31 PM

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Doppelgänger wrote:

> Bruce pretended :
> > On Fri, 4 Dec 2020 15:41:59 -0600, Sqwertz >
> > wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 03 Dec 2020 17:54:37 -0600, cshenk wrote:
> >>
> >>> Sqwertz wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Wed, 2 Dec 2020 08:39:31 -0800 (PST), John Kuthe wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> https://i.postimg.cc/SxGvSFt6/Donuts.jpg
> >>>>
> >>>> And a rotting pineapple.
> >>>
> >>> How do you know it isn't just bad lighting?
> >>
> >> Because it's obvious in other, visible ways other than color alone.

> >
> > PineappleGate! I'm glad Sqwertz doesn't have anything better to do and
> > is on the case!
> >

> It looks like a pineapple Squirt pulled out
> of his ass.



That's nothing, I can pull Carmen Miranda's Tutti - Frutti Hat out of my arse!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLsTUN1wVrc

The Lady In The Tutti Frutti Hat - from "The Gang's All Here", 1944

by Carmen Miranda

"I wonder why does ev'rybody look at me
And then begin to talk about a Christmas tree?
I hope that means that ev'ryone is glad to see
The lady in the tutti-frutti hat

The gentlemen, they want to make me say, "Si, si"
But I don't tell them that, I tell them, "Yes, sir-ee!"
And maybe that is why they come for dates to me
The lady in the tutti-frutti hat

Some people say I dress too ***
But ev'ry day, I feel so ***
And when I'm ***, I dress that way
Is something wrong with that?

Now...
Americanos tell me that my hat is high
Because I will not take it off to kiss a guy
But if I ever start to take it off, ay, ay!
Ay, ay!
I do that once for Johnny Smith
And he is very happy with
The lady in the tutti-frutti hat

(Some people say you dress too ***
But ev'ry day, you feel so ***
And when you're ***, you dress that way
Is something wrong with that?)

INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE

But still, seoritas, they are sweet and shy
They dance and play together when the sun is high
But when the tropical moon is in the sky, ay, ay
Ay, ay!
They have a different kind of time
And even I forget this time
The lady in the tutti-frutti hat

Americanos tell me that my hat is high
Because I will not take it off to kiss a guy
But if I ever start to take it off, ay, ay!
I do that once for Johnny Smith
And he is very happy with
The lady in the tutti-frutti hat..."





Doppelgänger[_3_] 04-12-2020 10:31 PM

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Bruce formulated :
> On Fri, 04 Dec 2020 17:01:51 -0500, Doppelgänger
> > wrote:
>
>> It looks like a pineapple Squirt pulled out
>> of his ass.

>
> If that happens often, it would explain his bad moods.
>

And his good ones, as rare as they seem
to be.

Bruce[_32_] 04-12-2020 10:34 PM

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Doppelgänger wrote:

> Bruce formulated :
> > On Fri, 04 Dec 2020 17:01:51 -0500, Doppelgänger
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> It looks like a pineapple Squirt pulled out
> >> of his ass.

> >
> > If that happens often, it would explain his bad moods.
> >

> And his good ones, as rare as they seem
> to be.



Moody men "intrigue" me.

Doppelgänger[_3_] 04-12-2020 10:48 PM

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After serious thinking Bruce wrote :
> Doppelgänger wrote:
>
>> Bruce formulated :
>>> On Fri, 04 Dec 2020 17:01:51 -0500, Doppelgänger
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> It looks like a pineapple Squirt pulled out
>>>> of his ass.
>>>
>>> If that happens often, it would explain his bad moods.
>>>

>> And his good ones, as rare as they seem
>> to be.

>
>
> Moody men "intrigue" me.
>

Really? I think we're all moody sometimes,
no matter the gender. I know I am.


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