On 10/29/2020 2:27 PM, dsi1 wrote:
> On Tuesday, October 27, 2020 at 2:54:44 PM UTC-10, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> I went to the drive thru of a local fast food place. I was very
>> specific and ordered two large fries. Paid, got the bag and pulled
>> away. When I looked in the bag, instead of two large fries there was
>> about a hundred small ones!
>
> Your delivery of a punchline to an audience that has no sense of humor is acknowledged. I've been working on adding a second punchline to an old joke. I expect to make a lot of dough in the comedy field.
>
> Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the street licking himself.
>
> Mike: Boy, I sure wish I could do that!
>
> Ike: Won't he bite?
>

I appreciate dry wry humor. I got it without the next line.


> Mike: Heck no! That's Rex the Wonder Dog. He loves blow jobs!
>

Why to dogs lick their balls?
Because they can.