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If I had been there, I'd be RICH...!!!

https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-...o-avoid-taxes/

Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes

By Yaron SteinbuchOctober 16, 2020

"Indian airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly €” and discovered he had about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into his rectum, according to a report.

The GoAir passenger arrived from Dubai on Tuesday at Keralas Kannur Airport, where he tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets by smuggling them where the sun dont shine, The National reported.

Officials at the Air Intelligence Unit mined the stash, worth about $60,000, from the unidentified smugglers butt, according to the news outlet.

Another passenger on the same flight was caught carrying more than 3 pounds of gold, though officials did not disclose if that traveler had concealed it the same way.

On Wednesday, customs agents seized just under a pound of gold from a passenger who landed in Kozhikode, also known as Calicut, on an Air Arabia flight from Sharjah in the United Arab Emirates.

The gold was hidden in the travelers underwear..."


FILED UNDER DUBAI , GOLD , INDIA , SMUGGLING , 10/16/20
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Bruce wrote:
>
> If I had been there, I'd be RICH...!!!
>
> https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-...o-avoid-taxes/
>
> Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes
>
> By Yaron SteinbuchOctober 16, 2020
>
> "Indian airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly €€ť and discovered he had about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into his rectum, according to a report.
>
> The GoAir passenger arrived from Dubai on Tuesday at Kerala€„˘s Kannur Airport, where he tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets by smuggling them where the sun don€„˘t shine, The National reported.
>
> Officials at the Air Intelligence Unit mined the stash, worth about $60,000, from the unidentified smuggler€„˘s butt, according to the news outlet.
>
> Another passenger on the same flight was caught carrying more than 3 pounds of gold, though officials did not disclose if that traveler had concealed it the same way.
>
> On Wednesday, customs agents seized just under a pound of gold from a passenger who landed in Kozhikode, also known as Calicut, on an Air Arabia flight from Sharjah in the United Arab Emirates.
>
> The gold was hidden in the traveler€„˘s underwear..."
>
>
> FILED UNDER DUBAI , GOLD , INDIA , SMUGGLING , 10/16/20
>


Sniffing for gold ... Hahahahahaha.


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On 10/17/2020 3:17 PM, Bruce wrote:
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> If I had been there, I'd be RICH...!!!
>
> https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-...o-avoid-taxes/
>
> Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes
>
> By Yaron SteinbuchOctober 16, 2020
>
> "Indian airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly €” and discovered he had about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into his rectum, according to a report.
>
> The GoAir passenger arrived from Dubai on Tuesday at Keralas Kannur Airport, where he tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets by smuggling them where the sun dont shine, The National reported.
>
> Officials at the Air Intelligence Unit mined the stash, worth about $60,000, from the unidentified smugglers butt, according to the news outlet.
>
> Another passenger on the same flight was caught carrying more than 3 pounds of gold, though officials did not disclose if that traveler had concealed it the same way.
>
> On Wednesday, customs agents seized just under a pound of gold from a passenger who landed in Kozhikode, also known as Calicut, on an Air Arabia flight from Sharjah in the United Arab Emirates.
>
> The gold was hidden in the travelers underwear..."
>
>
> FILED UNDER DUBAI , GOLD , INDIA , SMUGGLING , 10/16/20
>

The lesson here is to limit your butt to about 1 pound of gold and walk
straight.
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On Sat, 17 Oct 2020 20:05:27 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 10/17/2020 3:17 PM, Bruce wrote:
>>
>> If I had been there, I'd be RICH...!!!
>>
>> https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-...o-avoid-taxes/
>>
>> Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes
>>
>> By Yaron SteinbuchOctober 16, 2020
>>
>> "Indian airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly — and discovered he had about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into his rectum, according to a report.
>>
>> The GoAir passenger arrived from Dubai on Tuesday at Kerala’s Kannur Airport, where he tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets by smuggling them where the sun don’t shine, The National reported.
>>
>> Officials at the Air Intelligence Unit mined the stash, worth about $60,000, from the unidentified smuggler’s butt, according to the news outlet.
>>
>> Another passenger on the same flight was caught carrying more than 3 pounds of gold, though officials did not disclose if that traveler had concealed it the same way.
>>
>> On Wednesday, customs agents seized just under a pound of gold from a passenger who landed in Kozhikode, also known as Calicut, on an Air Arabia flight from Sharjah in the United Arab Emirates.
>>
>> The gold was hidden in the traveler’s underwear..."
>>
>>
>> FILED UNDER DUBAI , GOLD , INDIA , SMUGGLING , 10/16/20
>>

>The lesson here is to limit your butt to about 1 pound of gold and walk
>straight.


There are some here who easily could have sniffed him out.
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On 10/17/2020 5:05 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 10/17/2020 3:17 PM, Bruce wrote:
>>
>> If I had been there, I'd be RICH...!!!
>>
>> https://nypost.com/2020/10/16/plane-...o-avoid-taxes/
>>
>> Plane passenger caught smuggling gold nuggets in rectum to avoid taxes
>>
>> By Yaron SteinbuchOctober 16, 2020
>>
>> "Indian airport authorities literally struck gold when they spotted a man walking oddly €” and discovered he had about 2 pounds in bullion shoved into his rectum, according to a report.
>>
>> The GoAir passenger arrived from Dubai on Tuesday at Keralas Kannur Airport, where he tried to avoid paying an 18 percent tax on his precious nuggets by smuggling them where the sun dont shine, The National reported.
>>
>> Officials at the Air Intelligence Unit mined the stash, worth about $60,000, from the unidentified smugglers butt, according to the news outlet.
>>
>> Another passenger on the same flight was caught carrying more than 3 pounds of gold, though officials did not disclose if that traveler had concealed it the same way.
>>
>> On Wednesday, customs agents seized just under a pound of gold from a passenger who landed in Kozhikode, also known as Calicut, on an Air Arabia flight from Sharjah in the United Arab Emirates.
>>
>> The gold was hidden in the travelers underwear..."
>>
>>
>> FILED UNDER DUBAI , GOLD , INDIA , SMUGGLING , 10/16/20
>>

> The lesson here is to limit your butt to about 1 pound of gold and walk
> straight.
>



Kardashians can have a higher limit.

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