I wanted a fried bologna sandwich, so I ordered $50 worth of
mundane shit to get free delivery - mostly stuff that was on the
shopping list. Then I added a pizza, and decided maybe I wanted a
reuben instead - so that helped fill out the $50.

I ordered two kinds of beef bologna, and one was left out of the
order (the sliced to order stuff from the deli). After the order was
delivered and I unpacked the *18* bags containing 20 items, I was
sure the one bologna was missing (not in freezer, not in pantry, not
still on porch). I went online 2 days later and there was checklist
to specify what was missing and it immediately credited me for the
"Wunderbar" bologna - no human intervention required.

The only other hiccup was that I ordered wheat bread instead of
white - my fault. Oh, and the cucumber was the size of a large
cornichon.

The prices were slightly higher on some items than HEB, but HEB
tacks on an extra 3% for curbside and delivery. After I placed the
order at 8:58AM it sent me a notice saying I have until 9:00AM to
add or make changes to the order (2 minutes?). So it was too late
to add the ice cream.

I ordered at 9:AM on a Sunday and it was delivered at 2:30PM.
Delivery was free with the promo code. It would have been $7.95, but
for some reason if I chose delivery after 2:PM, it was $9.95 - $2
more? After I placed the order I did 3 hot, sweaty hours trimming
and clearing brush from the property to put out for bulk brush
pickup.

I ordered online using the computer and gave them my cell phone for
text message updates, but typed the number wrong. So I didn't get
instant updates but it wasn't required. So no smart phone required,
and no substitutions were made.

I wouldn't order a bunch of meat and produce using the service (and
not from Walmart), but for pre-packaged staples it was convenient.
It sure beats taking an Uber there and back for $18.


Here's my shopping list for you nosy-assed people.



FULFILLED
21 items
ITEM

QTY or WEIGHT

PRICE
WEIGHT ADJUSTED

ORIGINAL

Wunderbar German Brand Beef Bologna, Deli Sliced


1.00 LB × $5.98/LB


$5.98

FULFILLED

Wunderbar German Brand Beef Bologna, Deli Sliced


0.96 LB × $5.98/LB


$5.74
OTHER ITEMS

Marketside Ultimate Meat Pizza, Medium


1 × $5.00


$5.00

Great Value Deli Style Sliced Non-Smoked Provolone Cheese, 12 count,
8 oz


1 × $2.22


$2.22

Great Value Thin Sliced Premium Oven Roasted Turkey Breast, 16 Oz.


1 × $3.54


$3.54

Oscar Mayer Thick Cut Beef Bologna, 16 oz Vacuum Pack


1 × $5.47


$5.47

Great Value Buttery Smooth Club Crackers, 13.7 Oz.


1 × $1.98


$1.98

Great Value New York Style Rye Bread, 24 oz


1 × $1.98


$1.98

Great Value Deli Style Sliced Swiss Cheese, 12 count, 8 oz


1 × $2.22


$2.22

Hillshire Farm Ultra Thin Sliced Deli Lunch Meat, Pastrami, 7 oz


1 × $3.28


$3.28

Concord Foods Lemon Juice, 4.5 oz


1 × $0.88


$0.88

Minute Maid Lemonade Made w/ Real Lemons, 2 Liters


1 × $1.00


$1.00

Great Value Iodized Salt, 26 oz
Multipack Quantity: 1


1 × $0.54


$0.54

Great Value Distilled White Vinegar, 64 fl oz
Multipack Quantity: 1


1 × $1.92


$1.92

Great Value Original Horseradish Sauce, 12 oz


1 × $1.58


$1.58

Great Value Worcestershire Sauce, 10 fl Ounce


2 × $1.00


$2.00

Great Value 2% Reduced-Fat Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 Fl. Oz.


1 × $2.28


$2.28

OLD BAY Seasoning, Classic Seafood Seasoning, 6 oz
Multipack Quantity: 1


1 × $3.76


$3.76

Great Value Wheat Sandwich Bread, 20 oz


1 × $0.88


$0.88

Great Value Original Crescent Rolls, 8 count, 8 oz


1 × $1.82


$1.82

Cucumber, 1 Each


1 × $0.60


$0.60

Great Value Large White Eggs, 18 Count


1 × $2.08


$2.08
ORDER SUMMARY
Subtotal

$50.77
Delivery

$7.95
Order shipping discount

-$7.95
Tax

$0.00

Order total


$50.77