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John Kuthe[_3_] 08-08-2020 01:12 AM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian

Hank Rogers[_4_] 08-08-2020 01:30 AM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
John Kuthe wrote:
> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian
>


I ate some dead chicken, beans, potato salad and cole slaw. All
vegetarian except for the dead chicken corpse. And I only used 100%
electric appliances ... no evil gas.





John Kuthe[_3_] 08-08-2020 01:41 AM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 7:30:43 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> John Kuthe wrote:
> > John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian
> >

>
> I ate some dead chicken, beans, potato salad and cole slaw. All
> vegetarian except for the dead chicken corpse. And I only used 100%
> electric appliances ... no evil gas.


I had rice, beans, Garlic Potatoes and Broccoli+Carrots, and I don't need a fancy sound system to attract the ladies like some do.

And I HAVE one of the best Sound Systems evah! McIntosh pre and 120WPC power amps, Klipsch La Scalas, Heresies and a Crown 200WPC amp driving two Bozaks plus a 1000W Plate Amp driving two 15" Subs!

I can launch this house!

And I have Garlic Potatoes for breakfast too!

John Kuthe...

Bruce[_33_] 08-08-2020 01:48 AM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 17:41:14 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
> wrote:

>On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 7:30:43 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
>> John Kuthe wrote:
>> > John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian
>> >

>>
>> I ate some dead chicken, beans, potato salad and cole slaw. All
>> vegetarian except for the dead chicken corpse. And I only used 100%
>> electric appliances ... no evil gas.

>
>I had rice, beans, Garlic Potatoes and Broccoli+Carrots, and I don't need a fancy sound system to attract the ladies like some do.
>
>And I HAVE one of the best Sound Systems evah! McIntosh pre and 120WPC power amps, Klipsch La Scalas, Heresies and a Crown 200WPC amp driving two Bozaks plus a 1000W Plate Amp driving two 15" Subs!
>
>I can launch this house!
>
>And I have Garlic Potatoes for breakfast too!


Do you ever feel guilty being so privileged?

[email protected][_2_] 08-08-2020 02:07 AM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 7:12:54 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
>
> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian
>

I ate loaded baked potato skins with a large dollop of sour cream on each
half. Moo juice was the preferred drink. An evil electric toaster oven
was used to prepare this feast while an evil electric refrigerator was
used to keep the sour cream and milk chilled.

Sometime later this evening I'll shuffle off to that evil electric
refrigerator and dig out a popsicle from its' evil freezer. Will it
be a fruit flavored popsicle or a fudgsicle or a chocolate-dipped ice
cream bar?

Decisions, decisions.

Jeßus[_55_] 08-08-2020 02:44 AM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 17:12:51 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
> wrote:

VSTD = Venereal STD. At least that's what comes to mind.

Sqwertz[_53_] 08-08-2020 05:51 AM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 18:07:06 -0700 (PDT),

> Sometime later this evening I'll shuffle off to that evil electric
> refrigerator and dig out a popsicle from its' evil freezer. Will it
> be a fruit flavored popsicle or a fudgsicle or a chocolate-dipped ice
> cream bar?


Some ladies whine about how much I have on my plate and you have all
that in your freezer?

I'm not even halfway through with the brownies from 10 or 12 days
ago, and rarely have frozen confections in my freezer.

-sw

[email protected][_2_] 08-08-2020 06:20 AM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 11:52:00 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>
> On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 18:07:06 -0700 (PDT),
>
> > Sometime later this evening I'll shuffle off to that evil electric
> > refrigerator and dig out a popsicle from its' evil freezer. Will it
> > be a fruit flavored popsicle or a fudgsicle or a chocolate-dipped ice
> > cream bar?

>
> Some ladies whine about how much I have on my plate and you have all
> that in your freezer?
>

I wasn't one whining about how much you have on your plate. My only
statement was I'd left off the corn on the cob, not a real fan unless
it's fried corn.
>
> I'm not even halfway through with the brownies from 10 or 12 days
> ago, and rarely have frozen confections in my freezer.
>
> -sw
>

It's summertime and a frozen popsicle is much enjoyed although I'd not
refuse a brownie.

Bedtime!

Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 08-08-2020 11:01 AM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 8:12:54 PM UTC-4, John Kuthe wrote:
> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian


You have so many STD meals. How can you tell which one was the
best? Do you keep a diary?

Cindy Hamilton

cshenk 09-08-2020 01:26 AM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
wrote:

> On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 7:12:54 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
> >
> > John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist, Suburban Renewalist and Vegetarian
> >

> I ate loaded baked potato skins with a large dollop of sour cream on
> each half. Moo juice was the preferred drink. An evil electric
> toaster oven was used to prepare this feast while an evil electric
> refrigerator was used to keep the sour cream and milk chilled.
>
> Sometime later this evening I'll shuffle off to that evil electric
> refrigerator and dig out a popsicle from its' evil freezer. Will it
> be a fruit flavored popsicle or a fudgsicle or a chocolate-dipped ice
> cream bar?
>
> Decisions, decisions.


Dunno, my mouth is full of chocolate mint icecream just now.....

Sqwertz[_53_] 09-08-2020 07:17 AM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 22:20:03 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

> On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 11:52:00 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 18:07:06 -0700 (PDT),

>>
>>> Sometime later this evening I'll shuffle off to that evil electric
>>> refrigerator and dig out a popsicle from its' evil freezer. Will it
>>> be a fruit flavored popsicle or a fudgsicle or a chocolate-dipped ice
>>> cream bar?

>>
>> Some ladies whine about how much I have on my plate and you have all
>> that in your freezer?
>>

> I wasn't one whining about how much you have on your plate. My only
> statement was I'd left off the corn on the cob, not a real fan unless
> it's fried corn.


I know. I said "some ladies" :-)

I really wonder what their kitchens are stocked with....

-sw

Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 09-08-2020 12:04 PM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
On Sunday, August 9, 2020 at 2:17:52 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 22:20:03 -0700 (PDT),
> wrote:
>
> > On Friday, August 7, 2020 at 11:52:00 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> >>
> >> On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 18:07:06 -0700 (PDT),

> >>
> >>> Sometime later this evening I'll shuffle off to that evil electric
> >>> refrigerator and dig out a popsicle from its' evil freezer. Will it
> >>> be a fruit flavored popsicle or a fudgsicle or a chocolate-dipped ice
> >>> cream bar?
> >>
> >> Some ladies whine about how much I have on my plate and you have all
> >> that in your freezer?
> >>

> > I wasn't one whining about how much you have on your plate. My only
> > statement was I'd left off the corn on the cob, not a real fan unless
> > it's fried corn.

>
> I know. I said "some ladies" :-)
>
> I really wonder what their kitchens are stocked with....
>
> -sw


The usual stuff. Meat (in both the upstairs and downstairs
fridge/freezers), vegetables (canned, fresh, and frozen),
starches (rice, pasta, etc.), condiments, and spices. And
some beer that is probably past its prime. I bought
Labatt's in March and a week or two later reflected I should
have bought Corona. I think we've got five left out of the
six-pack.

Cindy Hamilton

Bruce[_33_] 09-08-2020 12:06 PM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
On Sun, 9 Aug 2020 04:04:19 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Sunday, August 9, 2020 at 2:17:52 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 22:20:03 -0700 (PDT),
>> wrote:
>>
>> > I wasn't one whining about how much you have on your plate. My only
>> > statement was I'd left off the corn on the cob, not a real fan unless
>> > it's fried corn.

>>
>> I know. I said "some ladies" :-)
>>
>> I really wonder what their kitchens are stocked with....
>>
>> -sw

>
>The usual stuff. Meat (in both the upstairs and downstairs
>fridge/freezers), vegetables (canned, fresh, and frozen),
>starches (rice, pasta, etc.), condiments, and spices. And
>some beer that is probably past its prime. I bought
>Labatt's in March and a week or two later reflected I should
>have bought Corona. I think we've got five left out of the
>six-pack.


Someone's not been drinking all their milk!

Cindy Hamilton[_2_] 09-08-2020 12:59 PM

I had the best VSTD Meal ever!
 
On Sunday, August 9, 2020 at 7:06:56 AM UTC-4, Bruce wrote:
> On Sun, 9 Aug 2020 04:04:19 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
>
> >On Sunday, August 9, 2020 at 2:17:52 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
> >> On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 22:20:03 -0700 (PDT),
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> > I wasn't one whining about how much you have on your plate. My only
> >> > statement was I'd left off the corn on the cob, not a real fan unless
> >> > it's fried corn.
> >>
> >> I know. I said "some ladies" :-)
> >>
> >> I really wonder what their kitchens are stocked with....
> >>
> >> -sw

> >
> >The usual stuff. Meat (in both the upstairs and downstairs
> >fridge/freezers), vegetables (canned, fresh, and frozen),
> >starches (rice, pasta, etc.), condiments, and spices. And
> >some beer that is probably past its prime. I bought
> >Labatt's in March and a week or two later reflected I should
> >have bought Corona. I think we've got five left out of the
> >six-pack.

>
> Someone's not been drinking all their milk!


Milk doesn't go with everything. I probably had the beer with
pizza.

Cindy Hamilton


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