I need to go down to the bank early and ask her what she's doing after work! I'd LOVE to cook her DINNER!

John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist and Scared As A Teenager Now!

On Thursday, May 2, 2019 at 2:54:40 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
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> I need to go down to the bank early and ask her what she's doing after work! I'd LOVE to cook her DINNER!
>
> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist and Scared As A Teenager Now!
>
Uh-oh, the creepy old man is loose again. April better lock her door and
check for peep holes. Somehow I don't think April has any intention of
jumping your bones.

>Mcmurdo On Thu, 2 May 2019 13:49:54 -0700 (PDT), " > wrote:

>On Thursday, May 2, 2019 at 2:54:40 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
>>
>> I need to go down to the bank early and ask her what she's doing after work! I'd LOVE to cook her DINNER!
>>
>> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist and Scared As A Teenager Now!
>>
>Uh-oh, the creepy old man is loose again. April better lock her door and
>check for peep holes.

>omehow I don't think April has any intention of
>jumping your bones.

well if she did then may and June would get jealous..
And august would become homicidal...
January would check herself into the loony bin

--

____/~~~sine qua non~~~\____

On Thu, 02 May 2019 22:16:00 -0500,
wrote:

>>Mcmurdo On Thu, 2 May 2019 13:49:54 -0700 (PDT), " > wrote:
>
>>On Thursday, May 2, 2019 at 2:54:40 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>
>>> I need to go down to the bank early and ask her what she's doing after work! I'd LOVE to cook her DINNER!
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist and Scared As A Teenager Now!
>>>
>>Uh-oh, the creepy old man is loose again. April better lock her door and
>>check for peep holes.
>
>>omehow I don't think April has any intention of
>>jumping your bones.
>
>well if she did then may and June would get jealous..
>And august would become homicidal...
>January would check herself into the loony bin

Many of my female Chinese contacts are called April, May or June. Of
course those are the western names they've chosen for themselves.
Their real names are Li, La and Lu.

On Thu, 2 May 2019 12:54:36 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:

> I need to go down to the bank early and ask her what she's doing after work! I'd LOVE to cook her DINNER!
>
> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist and Scared As A Teenager Now!

I take it you've already filled her in on the 100% Electric 30
million year old coal burning leaf, marijuana consultant, house for
cash, Bose speakers, fake coverture chocolates, Chinese mongrel,
salmonella cashew broccoli things?

I'm sure those 3 $200 checks you bring to your account the first
three days of the month are pretty impressive (rental contract says
no auto-deposit, check or MO only). As April looks over the counter
and eyes your crotch and grimaces. Then glances back at her
terminal and rolls her eyes, "You know you can use the ATM right
outside the front door and just deposit all these monster checks any
time of day or night, right?", as john winks at her. "Oh **** it, I
quit."

John chases her out the door, "So you wanna come live at my
International Student housing, you can have my room! Free! Free.
Freeee? Please! I'll pay youuuuu.....!" (peeling out sounds). John
gives himself a high-five, "Yeah - Nailed it! You the man, John".
Looks around parking lot and does a 360, "****, That was MY car!".

John, April is over. Look for Mae. She s more your age.

-sw

On Thu, 2 May 2019 13:49:54 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

> On Thursday, May 2, 2019 at 2:54:40 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
>>
>> I need to go down to the bank early and ask her what she's doing
>> after work! I'd LOVE to cook her DINNER!
>>
>> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist and Scared As A Teenager Now!
>>
> Uh-oh, the creepy old man is loose again. April better lock her door and
> check for peep holes. Somehow I don't think April has any intention of
> jumping your bones.

Notice it's Sunday. He's been out in the parking lot of that bank
rehearsing what he's going to say since 8:AM, glancing at his watch
every 30 seconds until 2:PM when the cops drove in and asked. "WTF
are you doing out here all morning?"

"Do you like international students? I can make a mean klipsh. Would
you like to stay at my house for cashew cash tonight? Can we take
your car? Mine's out of fossil fuel" (cell door slam) in Bel Nor)

-sw



-sw

On Thu, 02 May 2019 22:16:00 -0500,
wrote:

>>Mcmurdo On Thu, 2 May 2019 13:49:54 -0700 (PDT), " > wrote:
>
>>On Thursday, May 2, 2019 at 2:54:40 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
>>>
>>> I need to go down to the bank early and ask her what she's doing after work! I'd LOVE to cook her DINNER!
>>>
>>> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist and Scared As A Teenager Now!
>>>
>>Uh-oh, the creepy old man is loose again. April better lock her door and
>>check for peep holes.
>
>>omehow I don't think April has any intention of
>>jumping your bones.
>
> well if she did then may and June would get jealous..
> And august would become homicidal...
> January would check herself into the loony bin

Fail.

-sw

On Thu, 2 May 2019 12:54:36 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:

> I need to go down to the bank early and ask her what she's doing after work! I'd LOVE to cook her DINNER!
>
> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist and Scared As A Teenager Now!

This is why I don't post much any more. I can't get past the John
Jokes. He's always the first message I see every 3 days or so.
Shit, and it's 2:30AM? Tomorrow's a holiday, right?

On Monday, May 6, 2019 at 2:24:46 AM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
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> On Thu, 2 May 2019 12:54:36 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
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> > I need to go down to the bank early and ask her what she's doing after work! I'd LOVE to cook her DINNER!
> >
> > John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist and Scared As A Teenager Now!
>
> This is why I don't post much any more. I can't get past the John
> Jokes. He's always the first message I see every 3 days or so.
> Shit, and it's 2:30AM? Tomorrow's a holiday, right?
>
And he'll scream about technology and rant and rave but he's here dozens of
times a day.

On Mon, 6 May 2019 02:26:28 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Thu, 2 May 2019 12:54:36 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
>
>> I need to go down to the bank early and ask her what she's doing after work! I'd LOVE to cook her DINNER!
>>
>> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist and Scared As A Teenager Now!
>
>This is why I don't post much any more.

Do you all hear the tiny violin in the background? I'm typing this
with a tear in my eye.

>I can't get past the John
>Jokes. He's always the first message I see every 3 days or so.

Steve always tells us about his special killfile. But he can't
killfile John. You must have special powers, John. Climate Activist,
Computer Engineer and Killfile Dodger!

"Bruce" wrote in message ...

On Mon, 6 May 2019 02:26:28 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Thu, 2 May 2019 12:54:36 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe wrote:
>
>> I need to go down to the bank early and ask her what she's doing after
>> work! I'd LOVE to cook her DINNER!
>>
>> John Kuthe, Climate Anarchist and Scared As A Teenager Now!
>
>This is why I don't post much any more.

Do you all hear the tiny violin in the background? I'm typing this
with a tear in my eye.

>I can't get past the John
>Jokes. He's always the first message I see every 3 days or so.

Steve always tells us about his special killfile. But he can't
killfile John. You must have special powers, John. Climate Activist,
Computer Engineer and Killfile Dodger!

==

lol