technically hot pockets are on topic because they need to be microwaved

I am only very recently woke to hot pockets because I was reading an
interview with Jim Gaffigan and they had a youtube video of his hot pockets
routine embedded in the article

I asked my sister if she every tried them and she said they're good

but Jim Gaffigan describes them as "let's take a pop tart and fill it
with some nasty meat"

and "they make vegetarian hot pockets for people who don't eat meat
but still want the diarrhea"

so I'm just looking for other reviews here but I'm afraid I'll have
to try them myself because I'm really curious now

my sister says she likes the cheese hot pockets