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Ed Pawlowski[_5_] 01-01-2019 03:38 PM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/01/01
Who else could it be?

[email protected] 01-01-2019 05:26 PM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
On Tue, 1 Jan 2019 10:38:56 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2019/01/01
>Who else could it be?


I wish!

Nancy2[_2_] 01-01-2019 08:56 PM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
Sheldon, on "Worst Cooks of America," new version coming up, one of the promos shows
a woman saying her specialty is "breast milk omelets." Tyler Florence nearly gags at the
idea. Does that appeal to you? My reaction mirrors Tyler's: Ewwwwwwww.

N.

Bruce[_28_] 01-01-2019 09:02 PM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
On Tue, 1 Jan 2019 12:56:16 -0800 (PST), Nancy2
> wrote:

>Sheldon, on "Worst Cooks of America," new version coming up, one of the promos shows
>a woman saying her specialty is "breast milk omelets." Tyler Florence nearly gags at the
>idea. Does that appeal to you? My reaction mirrors Tyler's: Ewwwwwwww.


Lol. I'm sure Sheldon would love it. With a placenta pancake on the
side.

Dave Smith[_1_] 01-01-2019 09:28 PM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
On 2019-01-01 3:56 p.m., Nancy2 wrote:
> Sheldon, on "Worst Cooks of America," new version coming up, one of
> the promos shows a woman saying her specialty is "breast milk
> omelets." Tyler Florence nearly gags at the idea. Does that appeal
> to you? My reaction mirrors Tyler's: Ewwwwwwww.
>



When you watch a show like that you have to realize that it is just a
"reality" show and that the contestants are going to say outlandish
things to get a reaction. Welcome to Sheldon's reality show.


[email protected] 02-01-2019 12:25 AM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
On Tue, 1 Jan 2019 12:56:16 -0800 (PST), Nancy2
> wrote:

>Sheldon, on "Worst Cooks of America," new version coming up, one of the promos shows
>a woman saying her specialty is "breast milk omelets." Tyler Florence nearly gags at the
>idea. Does that appeal to you? My reaction mirrors Tyler's: Ewwwwwwww.
>
>N.


Why? Do you really believe that human breast milk differs from cow's
milk... the only difference is in the suckling, I'd much rather suckle
at a woman's breast than at a cow's. Nancy, I'd bet you'd not want to
have sexual intercourse with a bull, you probably fanticise of it but
in reality you must know it would be extremely painful or even
posssible. I have absolutely no qualms about suckling from a
lactating woman's breast.... even if she's not lactating... most women
get turned on having their nipples suckled, sounds like you're
offering, you must know I'd be pleased to oblige? ;)



Hank Rogers[_2_] 02-01-2019 01:15 AM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
wrote:
> On Tue, 1 Jan 2019 12:56:16 -0800 (PST), Nancy2
> > wrote:
>
>> Sheldon, on "Worst Cooks of America," new version coming up, one of the promos shows
>> a woman saying her specialty is "breast milk omelets." Tyler Florence nearly gags at the
>> idea. Does that appeal to you? My reaction mirrors Tyler's: Ewwwwwwww.
>>
>> N.

>
> Why? Do you really believe that human breast milk differs from cow's
> milk... the only difference is in the suckling, I'd much rather suckle
> at a woman's breast than at a cow's. Nancy, I'd bet you'd not want to
> have sexual intercourse with a bull, you probably fanticise of it but
> in reality you must know it would be extremely painful or even
> posssible. I have absolutely no qualms about suckling from a
> lactating woman's breast.... even if she's not lactating... most women
> get turned on having their nipples suckled, sounds like you're
> offering, you must know I'd be pleased to oblige? ;)
>
>


So, yoose brother told yoose that his ding-dong was a breast?

I bet yoose nearly vacuumed out his prostate.

Hahahaha. Yoose are a trip Popeye.





Nancy2[_2_] 02-01-2019 02:06 AM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
Shel, your fantasy life has no bounds. I have no interest in any of it, sorry.

N.

Dave Smith[_1_] 02-01-2019 03:37 AM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
On 2019-01-01 7:25 p.m., wrote:

>
> Why? Do you really believe that human breast milk differs from cow's
> milk... the only difference is in the suckling, I'd much rather suckle
> at a woman's breast than at a cow's. Nancy, I'd bet you'd not want to
> have sexual intercourse with a bull, you probably fanticise of it but
> in reality you must know it would be extremely painful or even
> posssible. I have absolutely no qualms about suckling from a
> lactating woman's breast.... even if she's not lactating... most women
> get turned on having their nipples suckled, sounds like you're
> offering, you must know I'd be pleased to oblige? ;)
>
>


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSdMHoOMltE

dsi1[_17_] 02-01-2019 05:17 AM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
On Tuesday, January 1, 2019 at 10:56:20 AM UTC-10, Nancy2 wrote:
> Sheldon, on "Worst Cooks of America," new version coming up, one of the promos shows
> a woman saying her specialty is "breast milk omelets." Tyler Florence nearly gags at the
> idea. Does that appeal to you? My reaction mirrors Tyler's: Ewwwwwwww.
>
> N.


I have tasted the stuff. Just a drop or two by accident. I was repulsed by it. It's very sweet so I shouldn't mind it at all. My aversion to it must be in my DNA programming since the truth is that it won't kill or cause you any harm. OTOH, it seems to be kind of a thing for the younger generation these days.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...an-breast-milk

Sqwertz[_53_] 02-01-2019 06:52 AM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
On Tue, 01 Jan 2019 19:25:47 -0500, wrote:

> most women
> get turned on having their nipples suckled, sounds like you're
> offering, you must know I'd be pleased to oblige? ;)


Getting their nipples sucked is very big among men in the *** crown,
too. Just ask Gregory. Hell, you suck his nipples virtually
practically every time she posts anyway. You can suck hers 24/7 and
you'd both be in nipple heaven.

-sw

Sqwertz[_53_] 02-01-2019 06:53 AM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
On Tue, 1 Jan 2019 22:37:22 -0500, Dave Smith wrote:

> On 2019-01-01 7:25 p.m., wrote:
>
>>
>> Why? Do you really believe that human breast milk differs from cow's
>> milk... the only difference is in the suckling, I'd much rather suckle
>> at a woman's breast than at a cow's. Nancy, I'd bet you'd not want to
>> have sexual intercourse with a bull, you probably fanticise of it but
>> in reality you must know it would be extremely painful or even
>> posssible. I have absolutely no qualms about suckling from a
>> lactating woman's breast.... even if she's not lactating... most women
>> get turned on having their nipples suckled, sounds like you're
>> offering, you must know I'd be pleased to oblige? ;)
>>

>
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSdMHoOMltE


Yeah - I wanna click on that. Sheldon did, though.

-sw

Jack Granade 02-01-2019 02:46 PM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
On 1/1/2019 8:15 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
> wrote:
>> On Tue, 1 Jan 2019 12:56:16 -0800 (PST), Nancy2
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Sheldon, on "Worst Cooks of America," new version coming up, one of
>>> the promos shows
>>> a woman saying her specialty is "breast milk omelets."Â* Tyler
>>> Florence nearly gags at the
>>> idea.Â* Does that appeal to you?Â* My reaction mirrors Tyler's:
>>> Ewwwwwwww.
>>>
>>> N.

>>
>> Why?Â* Do you really believe that human breast milk differs from cow's
>> milk... the only difference is in the suckling, I'd much rather suckle
>> at a woman's breast than at a cow's.Â* Nancy, I'd bet you'd not want to
>> have sexual intercourse with a bull, you probably fanticise of it but
>> in reality you must know it would be extremely painful or even
>> posssible.Â* I have absolutely no qualms about suckling from a
>> lactating woman's breast.... even if she's not lactating... most women
>> get turned on having their nipples suckled, sounds like you're
>> offering, you must know I'd be pleased to oblige? ;)
>>
>>

>
> So, yoose brother told yoose that his ding-dong was a breast?
>
> I bet yoose nearly vacuumed out his prostate.
>
> Hahahaha. Yoose are a trip Popeye.
>
>
>
>
https://imgur.com/a/Ib8Eb LOL



Jack Granade 02-01-2019 02:46 PM

Sheldon, is that you?
 
On 1/1/2019 8:15 PM, Hank Rogers wrote:
> wrote:
>> On Tue, 1 Jan 2019 12:56:16 -0800 (PST), Nancy2
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> Sheldon, on "Worst Cooks of America," new version coming up, one of
>>> the promos shows
>>> a woman saying her specialty is "breast milk omelets."Â* Tyler
>>> Florence nearly gags at the
>>> idea.Â* Does that appeal to you?Â* My reaction mirrors Tyler's:
>>> Ewwwwwwww.
>>>
>>> N.

>>
>> Why?Â* Do you really believe that human breast milk differs from cow's
>> milk... the only difference is in the suckling, I'd much rather suckle
>> at a woman's breast than at a cow's.Â* Nancy, I'd bet you'd not want to
>> have sexual intercourse with a bull, you probably fanticise of it but
>> in reality you must know it would be extremely painful or even
>> posssible.Â* I have absolutely no qualms about suckling from a
>> lactating woman's breast.... even if she's not lactating... most women
>> get turned on having their nipples suckled, sounds like you're
>> offering, you must know I'd be pleased to oblige? ;)
>>
>>

>
> So, yoose brother told yoose that his ding-dong was a breast?
>
> I bet yoose nearly vacuumed out his prostate.
>
> Hahahaha. Yoose are a trip Popeye.
>
>
>
>
https://imgur.com/a/Ib8Eb LOL




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