FoodBanter.com - Vanilla ice cream with no vanilla or cream

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> 28 Aug 2018 John Kuthe wrote:
>> Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>>> Wayne wrote:
>>>>
>>>> A woman who had been reading a label turned to me once askedd if I
>>>> thought what she was buying was very good as far as the ingredients
>>>> were concerned. When I saw the contents I replied with a polite by
>>>> emphatic "no". She didn't by it. Can't remember what the product
>>>> was, though.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Every once in a while I go through the store with an open mind. I want
>>> to buy something I've never had just to try something different, change
>>> up the rotation. Sadly, there is little that I'd buy. There are,
>>> however, loads of frozen prepared chemical laden foods. Bowls are
>>> suddenly popular. Indian, Asian, whatever, just microwave and dinner is
>>> ready. Uh, no thanks.
>>>
>>> I did buy a jar of Braswell's blueberry preserves. Pretty good.
>>
>> When I was a kid in the 1960's my mommy used to feed me breakfast cereals,
>> and while eating them my fave thing to read off the box was theiringredient list.
>> All that advertising crap was EASY to read, the chemical names in the ingredients
>> were HARD and thus more fun for me!
>>
>> One of my fave books as a kid was called Chemistry For Children too!
>
> I didn't only use a book I had the Gilbert chemistry set, the Gilbert
> microscope set too.. one of my first uses was to look at my sperm, all
> were wiggling... now I know what they were hunting.
>
>> I was not a normal child, nor a normal adult nor would I ever WANT TO BE!
>
> You got your wish.
>
>> I was far smarter than all my childhood cohorts and now
>> that we are all "grown up" I'm STILL smarter than most ALL of you!
>
> Um, self praise is no compliment.
> A lot more meaningful to hear on a daily
> basis that Popeye knows everything.
>

Popeye, when are yoose gonna tell the toddler dat yoose his pappy?

Yoose need to get him started soon to practice the noble arts of oggling
wimmen's tits and assaulting homos.

Yoose don't want him to turn out like yoose brother.