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Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
weekend.
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On Fri, 30 Mar 2018 21:45:48 -0500, Hank Rogers >
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>> Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
>> weekend.
>>

>
>Be sure yoose wipe that butt good before yoose eats it.


Maybe he wears a diaper and tries to fool pregnant women into thinking
he's their baby.
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On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 8:58:47 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
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> Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
> weekend.
>
>

Kentucky Legend ham, here. It will go with me to my sister-in-law's
house Sunday afternoon. Also, two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.

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On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 10:18:12 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 8:58:47 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> >
> > Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
> > weekend.
> >
> >

> Kentucky Legend ham, here. It will go with me to my sister-in-law's
> house Sunday afternoon. Also, two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
> cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.


I'd rather have two bowls full of NIGELLA!! And a SPOON!! :-)

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On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 10:53:48 PM UTC-5, John Kuthe wrote:
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> On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 10:18:12 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>
> > two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
> > cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.

>
> I'd rather have two bowls full of NIGELLA!! And a SPOON!! :-)
>
> John Kuthe...
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>

You'll have to take that up with her.

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> Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
> weekend.


I got a ham. Not sure what kind but a rather small one. Will make it with
pineapple, probably mac and cheese (brown rice pasta), and not sure what
else. Angela will be eating here and not sure she will eat these things so I
will ask her what she wants. We're going shopping together.

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On Fri, 30 Mar 2018 20:53:44 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
> wrote:

>On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 10:18:12 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>> On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 8:58:47 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>> >
>> > Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
>> > weekend.
>> >
>> >

>> Kentucky Legend ham, here. It will go with me to my sister-in-law's
>> house Sunday afternoon. Also, two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
>> cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.

>
>I'd rather have two bowls full of NIGELLA!! And a SPOON!! :-)


And a little snort of coke?
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On 3/30/2018 11:27 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 30 Mar 2018 20:53:44 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
> > wrote:
>
>> On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 10:18:12 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>>> On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 8:58:47 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
>>>> weekend.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Kentucky Legend ham, here. It will go with me to my sister-in-law's
>>> house Sunday afternoon. Also, two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
>>> cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.

>>
>> I'd rather have two bowls full of NIGELLA!! And a SPOON!! :-)

>
> And a little snort of coke?
>


Awesome lifestyle you have there, addict.
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On 3/30/2018 8:48 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 30 Mar 2018 21:45:48 -0500, Hank Rogers >
> wrote:
>
>> wrote:
>>> Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
>>> weekend.
>>>

>>
>> Be sure yoose wipe that butt good before yoose eats it.

>
> Maybe he wears a diaper and tries to fool pregnant women into thinking
> he's their baby.
>

Maybe you pull a train of convicts, sodomite.


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On Sat, 31 Mar 2018 13:48:22 +1100, Bruce >
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>On Fri, 30 Mar 2018 21:45:48 -0500, Hank Rogers >
>wrote:
>
wrote:
>>> Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
>>> weekend.
>>>

>>
>>Be sure yoose wipe that butt good before yoose eats it.

>
>Maybe he wears a diaper and tries to fool pregnant women into thinking
>he's their baby.


If women are pregnant their baby is still in their womb...
unbelievable down under ignoranus.

I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
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Sheldon wrote:

> On Sat, 31 Mar 2018 13:48:22 +1100, Bruce >
> wrote:
>
> >On Fri, 30 Mar 2018 21:45:48 -0500, Hank Rogers >
> >wrote:
> >
> wrote:
> >>> Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
> >>> weekend.
> >>>
> >>
> >>Be sure yoose wipe that butt good before yoose eats it.

> >
> >Maybe he wears a diaper and tries to fool pregnant women into thinking
> >he's their baby.

>
> If women are pregnant their baby is still in their womb...
> unbelievable down under ignoranus.
>
> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
> https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/



Nice...!!!

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On Fri, 30 Mar 2018 20:18:08 -0700 (PDT), "
> wrote:

>On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 8:58:47 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>
>> Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
>> weekend.
>>
>>

>Kentucky Legend ham, here. It will go with me to my sister-in-law's
>house Sunday afternoon. Also, two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
>cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.


Ooh, your dessert is better than mine... I have a big tub of fresh
blueberries, packaged raspberry ice cream, and real whipped cream. My
Sugardale ham is quite tasty, not salty like Cooks. I had to sample
some or the cats wouldn't have left me alone.
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On Fri, 30 Mar 2018 20:53:44 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
> wrote:

>On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 10:18:12 PM UTC-5, wrote:
>> On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 8:58:47 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>> >
>> > Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
>> > weekend.
>> >
>> >

>> Kentucky Legend ham, here. It will go with me to my sister-in-law's
>> house Sunday afternoon. Also, two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
>> cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.

>
>I'd rather have two bowls full of NIGELLA!! And a SPOON!! :-)
>
>John Kuthe...


I'm sure you meant her full cups and your tongue! heheheh
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On Fri, 30 Mar 2018 21:29:36 -0700, "Julie Bove"
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> wrote in message
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>> Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
>> weekend.

>
>I got a ham. Not sure what kind but a rather small one.


How can you not know what you just bought?!?!?
You're probably too embarrassed to say you bought a six-pack of
Underwood Deviled Ham... awful stuff... you'd be better off with a can
of SPAM.
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On 3/31/2018 12:36 PM, Steve 'Weenie Wonder' Wertz wrote:
> Sheldon wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 31 Mar 2018 13:48:22 +1100, Bruce >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 30 Mar 2018 21:45:48 -0500, Hank Rogers >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>> Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
>>>>> weekend.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Be sure yoose wipe that butt good before yoose eats it.
>>>
>>> Maybe he wears a diaper and tries to fool pregnant women into thinking
>>> he's their baby.

>>
>> If women are pregnant their baby is still in their womb...
>> unbelievable down under ignoranus.
>>
>> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
>>
https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/

>
>
> Nice...!!!
>

It's pink enough all right...
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On 3/31/2018 2:20 PM, Gary wrote:
> John Kuthe wrote:
>>

> Joan wrote:
>>> Kentucky Legend ham, here. It will go with me to my sister-in-law's
>>> house Sunday afternoon. Also, two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
>>> cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.

>>
>> I'd rather have two bowls full of NIGELLA!! And a SPOON!! :-)

>
> John, that man-only street talk is *NOT* allowed here, trust me.
>
>


Koochy loves him some pussy pulchritude fo sho!
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On Sat, 31 Mar 2018 15:20:16 -0500, Gary > wrote:

>John Kuthe wrote:
>>

>Joan wrote:
>> > Kentucky Legend ham, here. It will go with me to my sister-in-law's
>> > house Sunday afternoon. Also, two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
>> > cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.

>>
>> I'd rather have two bowls full of NIGELLA!! And a SPOON!! :-)

>
>John, that man-only street talk is *NOT* allowed here, trust me.
>


There's a difference between saying "I'd do her" about some celebrity
and about a sourpuss faced McBiddy who's actually reading what you
write.
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John Kuthe wrote:
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Joan wrote:
> > Kentucky Legend ham, here. It will go with me to my sister-in-law's
> > house Sunday afternoon. Also, two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
> > cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.

>
> I'd rather have two bowls full of NIGELLA!! And a SPOON!! :-)


John, that man-only street talk is *NOT* allowed here, trust me.

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On 3/31/2018 2:01 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Sat, 31 Mar 2018 15:20:16 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>
>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>>

>> Joan wrote:
>>>> Kentucky Legend ham, here. It will go with me to my sister-in-law's
>>>> house Sunday afternoon. Also, two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
>>>> cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.
>>>
>>> I'd rather have two bowls full of NIGELLA!! And a SPOON!! :-)

>>
>> John, that man-only street talk is *NOT* allowed here, trust me.
>>

>
> There's a difference between saying "I'd do her" about some celebrity
> and about a sourpuss faced McBiddy who's actually reading what you
> write.
>


Your just peeved cuz no one here will do you.


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Bruce wrote:
> On Sat, 31 Mar 2018 15:20:16 -0500, Gary > wrote:
>
>> John Kuthe wrote:
>>>

>> Joan wrote:
>>>> Kentucky Legend ham, here. It will go with me to my sister-in-law's
>>>> house Sunday afternoon. Also, two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
>>>> cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.
>>>
>>> I'd rather have two bowls full of NIGELLA!! And a SPOON!! :-)

>>
>> John, that man-only street talk is *NOT* allowed here, trust me.
>>

>
> There's a difference between saying "I'd do her" about some celebrity
> and about a sourpuss faced McBiddy who's actually reading what you
> write.
>

What does you, is it even the same species?
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On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 1:33:09 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
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> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
> https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/
>
>

That looks heavenly!

My hams are in the oven as I write.

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On 3/31/2018 4:35 PM, wrote:
> On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 1:33:09 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>
>> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
>>
https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/
>>
>>

> That looks heavenly!
>
> My hams are in the oven as I write.
>

Poor murdered little piggies, have you no shame?
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On 3/31/2018 7:13 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On 3/31/2018 4:35 PM, wrote:
>> On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 1:33:09 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>
>>> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
>>>
https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/
>>>
>>>

>> That looks heavenly!
>>
>> My hams are in the oven as I write.
>>

> Poor murdered little piggies, have you no shame?


Exactly. I only eat hams from suicide pigs.
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On Sat, 31 Mar 2018 19:37:35 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:

>On 3/31/2018 7:13 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On 3/31/2018 4:35 PM, wrote:
>>> On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 1:33:09 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
>>>>
https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/
>>>>
>>>>
>>> That looks heavenly!
>>>
>>> My hams are in the oven as I write.
>>>

>> Poor murdered little piggies, have you no shame?

>
>Exactly. I only eat hams from suicide pigs.


That was the Boner Troll.


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On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 6:13:56 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
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> On 3/31/2018 4:35 PM, wrote:
>
> > On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 1:33:09 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> >>
> >> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
> >>
https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/
> >>
> >>

> > That looks heavenly!
> >
> > My hams are in the oven as I write.
> >

> Poor murdered little piggies, have you no shame?
>
>

None whatsoever.

Oink-oink.

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On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 6:37:39 PM UTC-5, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
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> On 3/31/2018 7:13 PM, Bruce wrote:
>
> > On 3/31/2018 4:35 PM, wrote:

>
> >> My hams are in the oven as I write.
> >>

> > Poor murdered little piggies, have you no shame?

>
> Exactly. I only eat hams from suicide pigs.
>
>

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Go stand in the corner for 5 minutes.

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On 3/31/2018 5:37 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 3/31/2018 7:13 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On 3/31/2018 4:35 PM, wrote:
>>> On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 1:33:09 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
>>>>
https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/
>>>>
>>>>
>>> That looks heavenly!
>>>
>>> My hams are in the oven as I write.
>>>

>> Poor murdered little piggies, have you no shame?

>
> Exactly. I only eat hams from suicide pigs.


Not funny, not funny at all.

You will fry for your sins.
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On 3/31/2018 5:40 PM, Bruce wrote:
> On Sat, 31 Mar 2018 19:37:35 -0400, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
>> On 3/31/2018 7:13 PM, Bruce wrote:
>>> On 3/31/2018 4:35 PM, wrote:
>>>> On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 1:33:09 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
>>>>>
https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> That looks heavenly!
>>>>
>>>> My hams are in the oven as I write.
>>>>
>>> Poor murdered little piggies, have you no shame?

>>
>> Exactly. I only eat hams from suicide pigs.

>
> That was the Boner Troll.
>

Oh sure, everyone is the Boner Troll. Have a Fosters and chill.
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On 3/31/2018 5:42 PM, wrote:
> On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 6:13:56 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>
>> On 3/31/2018 4:35 PM,
wrote:
>>
>>> On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 1:33:09 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
>>>>
https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/
>>>>
>>>>
>>> That looks heavenly!
>>>
>>> My hams are in the oven as I write.
>>>

>> Poor murdered little piggies, have you no shame?
>>
>>

> None whatsoever.
>
> Oink-oink.
>


Well I never!


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Bruce wrote:
> On 3/31/2018 5:37 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 3/31/2018 7:13 PM, Bruce wrote:
>>> On 3/31/2018 4:35 PM, wrote:
>>>> On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 1:33:09 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
>>>>>
https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> That looks heavenly!
>>>>
>>>> My hams are in the oven as I write.
>>>>
>>> Poor murdered little piggies, have you no shame?

>>
>> Exactly. I only eat hams from suicide pigs.

>
> Not funny, not funny at all.
>
> You will fry for your sins.


Good one, Bruce!

Pigs/bacon/fry...
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> On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 6:13:56 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
>>
>> On 3/31/2018 4:35 PM,
wrote:
>>
>>> On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 1:33:09 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
>>>>
https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/
>>>>
>>>>
>>> That looks heavenly!
>>>
>>> My hams are in the oven as I write.
>>>

>> Poor murdered little piggies, have you no shame?
>>
>>

> None whatsoever.
>
> Oink-oink.
>

Lol
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Ed Pawlowski wrote:
> On 3/31/2018 7:13 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> On 3/31/2018 4:35 PM, wrote:
>>> On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 1:33:09 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>>>>
>>>> I had a ham in my oven, D-lish... Sugardale:
>>>>
https://postimg.org/image/asyf0g1xj/
>>>>
>>>>
>>> That looks heavenly!
>>>
>>> My hams are in the oven as I write.
>>>

>> Poor murdered little piggies, have you no shame?

>
> Exactly. I only eat hams from suicide pigs.


Also known as Hoggs...

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On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 1:47:45 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> On Fri, 30 Mar 2018 20:53:44 -0700 (PDT), John Kuthe
> > wrote:
>
> >On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 10:18:12 PM UTC-5, wrote:
> >> On Friday, March 30, 2018 at 8:58:47 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Got a 10 pound butt half, only 89ï½¢/lb, should be good for the holiday
> >> > weekend.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> Kentucky Legend ham, here. It will go with me to my sister-in-law's
> >> house Sunday afternoon. Also, two bowls of Nigella Lawson's 'ice
> >> cream;' one made with strawberries and the other made with peaches.

> >
> >I'd rather have two bowls full of NIGELLA!! And a SPOON!! :-)
> >
> >John Kuthe...

>
> I'm sure you meant her full cups and your tongue! heheheh
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No ShelDUM, I'd rather wear her as earmuffs!

My FAVE is in PLEASING WOMEN, not making one my mommy! ;-)

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On Saturday, March 31, 2018 at 7:06:39 PM UTC-5, Bruce wrote:
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> On 3/31/2018 5:42 PM, wrote:
> >
> > Oink-oink.
> >

>
> Well I never!
>
>

Come here; your lips look chapped. Let me rub some pork fat on them
and you'll be all better by morning unless you lick that delicious
stuff off.

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