On 5/29/2017 5:37 PM, Sqwertz wrote:

>> Muslim man sues Little Caesars, claiming 'halal' label on
>> pizza was a lie
>>
>> <https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/05/26/muslim-man-sues-little-caesars-claiming-halal-label-pizza-lie/102192152/>
>
> In my restaurants we have menus and signs that clearly say, "We
> explicitly deny serving any food that is vegetarian, vegan, lacto
> vegetarian, ovo vegetarian, lacto ovo vegetarian, pollotarian,
> pescaterian, flexitarian, gluten free, organic, dairy free, low fat,
> low sodium, all natural, cage free, free range, antibiotic free, grass
> fed, wild caught, humane, hormone free, dolphin safe, fair trade,
> halal, kosher, pesach, parve, or certified-anything. All foods may
> contain any and all known allergens. NO EXCEPTIONS! If you don't
> accept this then get out now because we don't want your pampered
> whiney asses in here. If you ask your server for any of the above we
> will physically kick your ass out, and the horse you rode in on. And
> we appreciate your business!"
>
> -sw
>

Some minimum pizza maker screwed up. You don't think that is worth
$100million? Any settlement should be in cash delivered in pig skin
satchels.