On 5/9/2016 8:21 PM, David wrote:
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> "Fred Oinka" wrote in message
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> On Monday, May 9, 2016 at 9:21:21 AM UTC-4, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> Some folks say big cucumbers are better than small ones, but they can
>> both be right or wrong. I have both kinds--big and small. Big ones are
>> good for hitting people with who bother you, while little ones are nice
>> for salads and pickles. I just wish I could fit them all right into my
>> mouth at the same time.
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> It's too easy to get the big ones confused with a vibrator. That's why
> I always use the small ones to make a salad.
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> don't play the organ

Er, that's fer the advice, David. And let go of me hangin' sacs!
LOL