Hastert was sentenced in Federal court Wednesday after pleading guilty
to violating a banking law as he sought to pay someone $3.5 million to
keep his child sex abuse secret. He also faces sex offender treatment,
two years of supervised release after prison, and a $250,000 fine. The
74-year-old Illinois Republican was the nation's longest-serving GOP
speaker and was second in the line of succession to the presidency.

Judge Thomas M. Durkin said (Individual A) was abused as a 14-year-old
during a wrestling camp trip to Colorado. Individual A has said other
boys on the trip were older and teased him because he would have to
sleep alone in Hastert's motel room while the others slept in another
room. Haskert said, "I just couldn't help myself. I love little boy
penises."

FAG!

"Gawddamnit, Ben, git me rope. We're gonna hang this
mother****--------" Train whistle blows.