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L@@KS like a corndog, but it's one hunred percent beef.
Wot is it?

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On 4/9/2016 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> L@@KS like a corndog, but it's one hunred percent beef.
> Wot is it?
>


Marty Bodine's pecker!
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On 4/9/2016 10:12 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On 4/9/2016 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> L@@KS like a corndog, but it's one hunred percent beef.
>> Wot is it?
>>

>
> Marty Bodine's pecker!



Huh? Who the heck is Marty Bodine? Is that Jethro's cousin?

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On 4/10/2016 7:39 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> On 4/9/2016 10:12 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On 4/9/2016 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> L@@KS like a corndog, but it's one hunred percent beef.
>>> Wot is it?
>>>

>>
>> Marty Bodine's pecker!

>
>
> Huh? Who the heck is Marty Bodine? Is that Jethro's cousin?
>


Oh really?

Here's real craziness, done Marty style:

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Good for them.

BTW, this group is hereby KILLED. Li'l boner was right! Yo poor slobs
shoulda LISTENED!

MUAHahahahaHAA! You DIE!

So all of you go away. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
BEGONE!

I mean it.

!! Come on, man.

Now.

Grrr....

Drat. You aren't moving very fast.

You folks already heard about The Agonizingly Slow Groupkillas, didn't ya.
Over in RFC.

You aren't skeered any more, are ya.

Well crap.

Yeah, ok, we are indeed agonizingly slow at killing groups and we were found
out. Exposed. We admit this.

OK then. Take your time but get the hell out. When you're ready No rush,
but hurry up.

And you're still killed. I mean it.

On Behalf of The Agonizingly Slow Groupkillas® Cabal (TINASG®C),

MartyB
Supreme Exalted Leader and President for Life
The Agonizingly Slow Groupkillas® Cabal (TINASG®C)
Member #007 (license to groupkill)
(adv)
You too can become an Agonizingly Slow Groupkilla®! It's FREE! You are a
member when you say you are. Just pick any title at all you want to claim
for yourself, and assign yourself a any member number you like. Except mine,
of course.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Bla bla bla, you're so clever. NOT! ROFL! And the webtv reference....
seriously? *You're* making fun of *me* with webtv? Do you not realize that
you have just validated everyone who has laughed at you for it?

One note... you can't lay off the crossdressing stuff in your lame attempt
at humor. You got caught on it already, and we all know about it, and "I
know you are but what am I" doesn't fix it.

Now **** off and die, you phony little pussy, and next time you decide to
start flinging shit at people outside your own back yard, try to prepare
your freeble little mind for the fact that you need to be willing to take
what you dish out, because someone may do the same thing back at you. If
you're going to keep being a pussy who wants to give shit but screams like a
sissy baby when you get it back, you'll just spend your sad little life
going through episodes like this where your true nature is revealed to all.

I'm done with you now, shithead. That is, unless you want more.

And unless you decide to resume making personal attacks on people who are
trying to discuss reasonable things. A little good natured banter between
rivals is fine, but you cannot seem to understand why it's offensive to
invade other forums and turn on a tirade of hateful personal attacks on
individuals. So if you go that route again, I'll be back on your ass, with
Goatboy, Ronald, and a bunch more tasty morsels. And go ahead and post all
the stupid shit you want in the Chiefs forums... you're not getting any
action because they are too smart to take your juvenile bait.... and
besides, yuou're just not funny.

Now please refrain from being an asshole and I will do the same.... or not,
your choice.

Besides, I can be a much bigger asshole than you when provoked, so do the
smart thing while you have this one opportunity at a truce.

MBKC

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


http://www.kcbs.us/news.php?id=428

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-YvDJmJN20

@ 5:27




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On 4/10/2016 9:43 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On 4/10/2016 7:39 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> On 4/9/2016 10:12 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> On 4/9/2016 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>> L@@KS like a corndog, but it's one hunred percent beef.
>>>> Wot is it?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Marty Bodine's pecker!

>>
>>
>> Huh? Who the heck is Marty Bodine? Is that Jethro's cousin?
>>

>
> Oh really?
>
> Here's real craziness, done Marty style:
>
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>
> Good for them.
>
> BTW, this group is hereby KILLED. Li'l boner was right! Yo poor slobs
> shoulda LISTENED!
>
> MUAHahahahaHAA! You DIE!
>
> So all of you go away. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
> BEGONE!
>
> I mean it.
>
> !! Come on, man.
>
> Now.
>
> Grrr....
>
> Drat. You aren't moving very fast.
>
> You folks already heard about The Agonizingly Slow Groupkillas, didn't ya.
> Over in RFC.
>
> You aren't skeered any more, are ya.
>
> Well crap.
>
> Yeah, ok, we are indeed agonizingly slow at killing groups and we were
> found
> out. Exposed. We admit this.
>
> OK then. Take your time but get the hell out. When you're ready No rush,
> but hurry up.
>
> And you're still killed. I mean it.
>
> On Behalf of The Agonizingly Slow Groupkillas® Cabal (TINASG®C),
>
> MartyB
> Supreme Exalted Leader and President for Life
> The Agonizingly Slow Groupkillas® Cabal (TINASG®C)
> Member #007 (license to groupkill)
> (adv)
> You too can become an Agonizingly Slow Groupkilla®! It's FREE! You are a
> member when you say you are. Just pick any title at all you want to claim
> for yourself, and assign yourself a any member number you like. Except
> mine,
> of course.
>
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>
> Bla bla bla, you're so clever. NOT! ROFL! And the webtv reference....
> seriously? *You're* making fun of *me* with webtv? Do you not realize that
> you have just validated everyone who has laughed at you for it?
>
> One note... you can't lay off the crossdressing stuff in your lame attempt
> at humor. You got caught on it already, and we all know about it, and "I
> know you are but what am I" doesn't fix it.
>
> Now **** off and die, you phony little pussy, and next time you decide to
> start flinging shit at people outside your own back yard, try to prepare
> your freeble little mind for the fact that you need to be willing to take
> what you dish out, because someone may do the same thing back at you. If
> you're going to keep being a pussy who wants to give shit but screams
> like a
> sissy baby when you get it back, you'll just spend your sad little life
> going through episodes like this where your true nature is revealed to
> all.
>
> I'm done with you now, shithead. That is, unless you want more.
>
> And unless you decide to resume making personal attacks on people who are
> trying to discuss reasonable things. A little good natured banter between
> rivals is fine, but you cannot seem to understand why it's offensive to
> invade other forums and turn on a tirade of hateful personal attacks on
> individuals. So if you go that route again, I'll be back on your ass, with
> Goatboy, Ronald, and a bunch more tasty morsels. And go ahead and post all
> the stupid shit you want in the Chiefs forums... you're not getting any
> action because they are too smart to take your juvenile bait.... and
> besides, yuou're just not funny.
>
> Now please refrain from being an asshole and I will do the same.... or not,
> your choice.
>
> Besides, I can be a much bigger asshole than you when provoked, so do the
> smart thing while you have this one opportunity at a truce.
>
> MBKC
>
> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>
>
>
> http://www.kcbs.us/news.php?id=428
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-YvDJmJN20
>
> @ 5:27
>
>
>
> Well, he sounds like a nice guy............. By the way, the definition of a "nice girl" is one who puts it in fer ya.

LOL




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On 4/10/2016 11:00 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
> On 4/10/2016 9:43 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> On 4/10/2016 7:39 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>> On 4/9/2016 10:12 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>> On 4/9/2016 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>> L@@KS like a corndog, but it's one hunred percent beef.
>>>>> Wot is it?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Marty Bodine's pecker!
>>>
>>>
>>> Huh? Who the heck is Marty Bodine? Is that Jethro's cousin?
>>>

>>
>> Oh really?
>>
>> Here's real craziness, done Marty style:
>>
>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>>
>>
>>
>> Good for them.
>>
>> BTW, this group is hereby KILLED. Li'l boner was right! Yo poor slobs
>> shoulda LISTENED!
>>
>> MUAHahahahaHAA! You DIE!
>>
>> So all of you go away. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.
>> BEGONE!
>>
>> I mean it.
>>
>> !! Come on, man.
>>
>> Now.
>>
>> Grrr....
>>
>> Drat. You aren't moving very fast.
>>
>> You folks already heard about The Agonizingly Slow Groupkillas, didn't
>> ya.
>> Over in RFC.
>>
>> You aren't skeered any more, are ya.
>>
>> Well crap.
>>
>> Yeah, ok, we are indeed agonizingly slow at killing groups and we were
>> found
>> out. Exposed. We admit this.
>>
>> OK then. Take your time but get the hell out. When you're ready No rush,
>> but hurry up.
>>
>> And you're still killed. I mean it.
>>
>> On Behalf of The Agonizingly Slow Groupkillas® Cabal (TINASG®C),
>>
>> MartyB
>> Supreme Exalted Leader and President for Life
>> The Agonizingly Slow Groupkillas® Cabal (TINASG®C)
>> Member #007 (license to groupkill)
>> (adv)
>> You too can become an Agonizingly Slow Groupkilla®! It's FREE! You are a
>> member when you say you are. Just pick any title at all you want to claim
>> for yourself, and assign yourself a any member number you like. Except
>> mine,
>> of course.
>>
>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>>
>>
>>
>> Bla bla bla, you're so clever. NOT! ROFL! And the webtv reference....
>> seriously? *You're* making fun of *me* with webtv? Do you not realize
>> that
>> you have just validated everyone who has laughed at you for it?
>>
>> One note... you can't lay off the crossdressing stuff in your lame
>> attempt
>> at humor. You got caught on it already, and we all know about it, and "I
>> know you are but what am I" doesn't fix it.
>>
>> Now **** off and die, you phony little pussy, and next time you decide to
>> start flinging shit at people outside your own back yard, try to prepare
>> your freeble little mind for the fact that you need to be willing to take
>> what you dish out, because someone may do the same thing back at you. If
>> you're going to keep being a pussy who wants to give shit but screams
>> like a
>> sissy baby when you get it back, you'll just spend your sad little life
>> going through episodes like this where your true nature is revealed to
>> all.
>>
>> I'm done with you now, shithead. That is, unless you want more.
>>
>> And unless you decide to resume making personal attacks on people who are
>> trying to discuss reasonable things. A little good natured banter between
>> rivals is fine, but you cannot seem to understand why it's offensive to
>> invade other forums and turn on a tirade of hateful personal attacks on
>> individuals. So if you go that route again, I'll be back on your ass,
>> with
>> Goatboy, Ronald, and a bunch more tasty morsels. And go ahead and post
>> all
>> the stupid shit you want in the Chiefs forums... you're not getting any
>> action because they are too smart to take your juvenile bait.... and
>> besides, yuou're just not funny.
>>
>> Now please refrain from being an asshole and I will do the same.... or
>> not,
>> your choice.
>>
>> Besides, I can be a much bigger asshole than you when provoked, so do the
>> smart thing while you have this one opportunity at a truce.
>>
>> MBKC
>>
>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> http://www.kcbs.us/news.php?id=428
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-YvDJmJN20
>>
>> @ 5:27
>>
>>
>>
>> Well, he sounds like a nice guy............. By the way, the
>> definition of a "nice girl" is one who puts it in fer ya.

> LOL
>
>


Heh.
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On 4/10/2016 10:14 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On 4/10/2016 11:00 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>> On 4/10/2016 9:43 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> On 4/10/2016 7:39 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>> On 4/9/2016 10:12 AM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>> On 4/9/2016 6:47 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
>>>>>> L@@KS like a corndog, but it's one hunred percent beef.
>>>>>> Wot is it?
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Marty Bodine's pecker!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Huh? Who the heck is Marty Bodine? Is that Jethro's cousin?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Oh really?
>>>
>>> Here's real craziness, done Marty style:
>>>
>>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Good for them.
>>>
>>> BTW, this group is hereby KILLED. Li'l boner was right! Yo poor slobs
>>> shoulda LISTENED!
>>>
>>> MUAHahahahaHAA! You DIE!
>>>
>>> So all of you go away. You don't have to go home but you can't stay
>>> here.
>>> BEGONE!
>>>
>>> I mean it.
>>>
>>> !! Come on, man.
>>>
>>> Now.
>>>
>>> Grrr....
>>>
>>> Drat. You aren't moving very fast.
>>>
>>> You folks already heard about The Agonizingly Slow Groupkillas, didn't
>>> ya.
>>> Over in RFC.
>>>
>>> You aren't skeered any more, are ya.
>>>
>>> Well crap.
>>>
>>> Yeah, ok, we are indeed agonizingly slow at killing groups and we were
>>> found
>>> out. Exposed. We admit this.
>>>
>>> OK then. Take your time but get the hell out. When you're ready No
>>> rush,
>>> but hurry up.
>>>
>>> And you're still killed. I mean it.
>>>
>>> On Behalf of The Agonizingly Slow Groupkillas® Cabal (TINASG®C),
>>>
>>> MartyB
>>> Supreme Exalted Leader and President for Life
>>> The Agonizingly Slow Groupkillas® Cabal (TINASG®C)
>>> Member #007 (license to groupkill)
>>> (adv)
>>> You too can become an Agonizingly Slow Groupkilla®! It's FREE! You are a
>>> member when you say you are. Just pick any title at all you want to
>>> claim
>>> for yourself, and assign yourself a any member number you like. Except
>>> mine,
>>> of course.
>>>
>>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Bla bla bla, you're so clever. NOT! ROFL! And the webtv reference....
>>> seriously? *You're* making fun of *me* with webtv? Do you not realize
>>> that
>>> you have just validated everyone who has laughed at you for it?
>>>
>>> One note... you can't lay off the crossdressing stuff in your lame
>>> attempt
>>> at humor. You got caught on it already, and we all know about it, and "I
>>> know you are but what am I" doesn't fix it.
>>>
>>> Now **** off and die, you phony little pussy, and next time you
>>> decide to
>>> start flinging shit at people outside your own back yard, try to prepare
>>> your freeble little mind for the fact that you need to be willing to
>>> take
>>> what you dish out, because someone may do the same thing back at you. If
>>> you're going to keep being a pussy who wants to give shit but screams
>>> like a
>>> sissy baby when you get it back, you'll just spend your sad little life
>>> going through episodes like this where your true nature is revealed to
>>> all.
>>>
>>> I'm done with you now, shithead. That is, unless you want more.
>>>
>>> And unless you decide to resume making personal attacks on people who
>>> are
>>> trying to discuss reasonable things. A little good natured banter
>>> between
>>> rivals is fine, but you cannot seem to understand why it's offensive to
>>> invade other forums and turn on a tirade of hateful personal attacks on
>>> individuals. So if you go that route again, I'll be back on your ass,
>>> with
>>> Goatboy, Ronald, and a bunch more tasty morsels. And go ahead and post
>>> all
>>> the stupid shit you want in the Chiefs forums... you're not getting any
>>> action because they are too smart to take your juvenile bait.... and
>>> besides, yuou're just not funny.
>>>
>>> Now please refrain from being an asshole and I will do the same.... or
>>> not,
>>> your choice.
>>>
>>> Besides, I can be a much bigger asshole than you when provoked, so do
>>> the
>>> smart thing while you have this one opportunity at a truce.
>>>
>>> MBKC
>>>
>>> ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> http://www.kcbs.us/news.php?id=428
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-YvDJmJN20
>>>
>>> @ 5:27
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Well, he sounds like a nice guy............. By the way, the
>>> definition of a "nice girl" is one who puts it in fer ya.

>> LOL
>>
>>

>
> Heh.



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