On Thu, 04 Feb 2016 12:10:34 -0500, Checkmate, DoW #1
> wrote:

> In article >,
> says...
>
>
>>
>> On 2/3/2016 11:03 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
>> > About a year ago I was out with my son for the day and we stopped for
>> a
>> > late lunch at a Vietnamese place. I had never had Vietnamese food
>> before
>> > and had some expectation that if would be similar to Chinese and/or
>> > Thai, being in the same general area. I was really disappointed. It
>> was
>> > not horrible, but it wasn't very good.
>> >
>> > M wife is away for the week so he called up and asked if I would like
>> to
>> > go out for supper with him and he suggested I give Vietnamese another
>> > try because there was a good one near his place. He said they had
>> > similar dishes, but that this place is much better. He was right. It
>> > was quite good. It is not only tasty, but it is downright cheap.
>> Their
>> > entrees were about the same price most places charge for an appetizer.
>> >
>> > My big mistake was having a Vietnamese coffee. The waitress explained
>> > that they do it the old fashioned way, using a drip filter gizmo that
>> > drained into a glass that had about half a can of sweetened condensed
>> > milk. It was good, but way too sweet for me. As I sit here three
>> hours
>> > after my regular bed time I realize how potent that coffee was. He
>> told
>> > me after I ordered it that it would probably keep me up all night, but
>> > he has issues with caffeine issues and never drinks coffee in the
>> evening.
>> >
>> >
>> When I wuz in Nam, them gooks ate any kinda shit that moved. Fuskin'
>> spiders and shit like that.
>> Gooks!
>
> They were probably serving rat tartar sandwiches, known as a "Cannibal
> sandwich".
>

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