On Tuesday, January 19, 2016 at 1:02:05 PM UTC-7, dsi1 wrote:
> On Tuesday, January 19, 2016 at 8:42:01 AM UTC-10, taxed and spent wrote:
> > "Cindy Hamilton" > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > On Tuesday, January 19, 2016 at 11:57:49 AM UTC-5, Janet B wrote:
> > >> We got really tired of the phone calls. Our neighbors have one and
> > >> are pleased with the peace and quiet.
> > >>
> > >> http://tinyurl.com/zq843m4
> > >>
> > >> it comes pre-programmed with thousands of numbers
> > >> Janet US
> > >
> > > Looks nice. I went another way: got rid of my land line.
> > > No junk calls, and I can turn it right off at bed time.
> > > I don't feel a need to be available in the middle of the
> > > night. Dying people can just wait until morning. I'm not
> > > a doctor or a nurse, and I wouldn't be helpful in such a
> > > situation.
> > >
> > > Cindy Hamilton
> >
> > I just won a free trip to the Bahamas on my cell phone.
>
> I got a free trip to Yap on my cell phone.

Well for gawd's sake go. When I was a teen-ager I spent have of my time in the school library reading the National Geographic issues that featured the island of Yap and those delightful pictures of those delightful young women naked from the waist up.
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