Scientists have proven that Ketchup KILLS. Even one drop will take it's
toll and kill you. A study was conducted, and it's been proven beyond
doubt that Ketchup kills. Everyone who was born prior to 1900, who ate
ketchup, is now dead. Not one of them survived. That's a zero percent
survival rate. We now know for sure that even one drop of ketchup can
and will kill people. The results of this five billion dollar
government study, paid by your tax dollars, has been released to the
public, after years of careful and painful research, and it's conclusive
that any amount of ketchup can and will kill people.

What this means is this: If you have ever consumed any , you are going
to die. This can not be undone. You are doomed to death, as a result
of this ketchup. Even people who have chosen to abstain from ketchup
for personal reasons, had at least one drop of ketchup sometime during
their lives, and are doomed to death as a result. There is no way to
escape this death. The ketchup remains in your body, and is eating away
at your life as we speak. Your only recourse is to prepare now.
Purchase a coffin and cemetery plot, write a will, and make peace with
your loved ones. If you're religious, now is the time to ask God to
forgive you for all your sinful ways, and particularly for eating
ketchup. The end is near. You soon will be deceased. All because of
the evils of ketchup.

BEWA KETCHUP KILLS!

On Mon, 01 Apr 2013 21:38:19 -0600, wrote:

>Scientists have proven that Ketchup KILLS. Even one drop will take it's
>toll and kill you. A study was conducted, and it's been proven beyond
>doubt that Ketchup kills. Everyone who was born prior to 1900, who ate
>ketchup, is now dead.


The story used to be mashed potatoes and murderers.

On Apr 1, 10:39*pm, wrote:
> Scientists have proven that Ketchup KILLS. *Even one drop will take it's
> toll and kill you.
>
> BEWA KETCHUP KILLS!

While much of what you say is true, there is concrete evidence that
when eating ketchup with potatoes you will live. The potatoes act as
an anti venom.
Here's the evidence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZ62XvJHVQ

l not -l wrote:
>
> On 2-Apr-2013, A Moose in Love > wrote:
>
>> On Apr 1, 10:39?pm, wrote:
>> > Scientists have proven that Ketchup KILLS. ?Even one drop will take
>> > it's
>> > toll and kill you.
>> >
>> > BEWA KETCHUP KILLS!
>>
>> While much of what you say is true, there is concrete evidence that
>> when eating ketchup with potatoes you will live. The potatoes act as
>> an anti venom.
>> Here's the evidence:
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkZ62XvJHVQ
>
> Also, "ketchup contains natural mellowing agents that help folks over
> the rough spots" - Catchup Advisory Board
> http://www.prettygoodgoods.org/produ...sory-board-hat

exactly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrgK3M6qTio

Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
> On Mon, 01 Apr 2013 21:38:19 -0600, wrote:
>
> >Scientists have proven that Ketchup KILLS. Even one drop will take it's
> >toll and kill you. A study was conducted, and it's been proven beyond
> >doubt that Ketchup kills. Everyone who was born prior to 1900, who ate
> >ketchup, is now dead.
>
> The story used to be mashed potatoes and murderers.

Back in the 1980's, Rush Limbaugh did the same story using carrots.

G.

On Apr 2, 2:27*pm, tert in seattle > wrote:

>
> exactly
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrgK3M6qTio

73.875% of people who ate ketchup on french fries once per week since
2000 are still alive.

Gary > wrote:

> Back in the 1980's, Rush Limbaugh did the same story using carrots.

Actually, it all stems from the pickles story published in the learned
_Journal of Irreproducible Results_ sometime in the 50s or 60s. I
posted it some years ago:

<http://groups.google.com/group/rec.food.cooking/msg/b3cc981bc113283e>