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Will Dorito-Sheathed Tacos Be The End Of Us All?

You saunter up to the counter at your local Taco Bell, you order your
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco (taking care not to actually say all of
that, for fear of creating the accurate impression that you have paid
rapt attention to the television advertisements and planned this trip in
advance; instead affecting your best half-distracted
Iÿm-actually-ordering-this-for-my-demented-great-uncle face and
muttering, ´Uh, yeah, gimme one of those ranch Dorito tacos, I guess,
and a Pepsi¡), and then you watch the taco assembly station behind the
counter so that you may verify with your own eyes that the Taco Bell
workers do, in fact, assemble the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco and that
it is not, say, spewed fully-formed from the skull of a corporate
executive with a Windsor knot the size of a grapefruit and green neon
dollar-signs for eyes...

<http://deadspin.com/will-dorito-sheathed-tacos-be-the-end-of-us-all-453848540>



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-Jeff B.


"Excuse me.
I don't mean to impose,
but I am the Ocean."

~ The Salton Sea