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27-01-2013 12:15 AM

Exploding Intestines

I heard about someone who was severely overweight and ate huge amounts
of food. One day their intestines exploded, depositing feces all over
the place, including on other people nearby. That's absolutely
disgusting. Since hearing this, I avoid getting near very overweight
people if I can help it.

Oh yea, the person who exploded did die almost instantly.

Mark Thorson

27-01-2013 12:32 AM

Exploding Intestines

wrote:
>
> I heard about someone who was severely overweight and ate huge amounts
> of food. One day their intestines exploded, depositing feces all over
> the place, including on other people nearby. That's absolutely
> disgusting. Since hearing this, I avoid getting near very overweight
> people if I can help it.
>
> Oh yea, the person who exploded did die almost instantly.

It wasn't a fat person, it was a poodle.
And it wasn't overeating, it was put in
a microwave oven.

zxcvbob

27-01-2013 03:13 AM

Exploding Intestines

wrote:
> I heard about someone who was severely overweight and ate huge amounts
> of food. One day their intestines exploded, depositing feces all over
> the place, including on other people nearby. That's absolutely
> disgusting. Since hearing this, I avoid getting near very overweight
> people if I can help it.
>
> Oh yea, the person who exploded did die almost instantly.
>

"Mr. Creosote" from Monty Python's 'Meaning of Life' HTH :-)

Bob

George M. Middius[_2_]

27-01-2013 03:02 PM

Exploding Intestines

wrote:

> I heard about someone who was severely overweight and ate huge amounts
> of food. One day their intestines exploded, depositing feces all over
> the place, including on other people nearby. That's absolutely
> disgusting. Since hearing this, I avoid getting near very overweight
> people if I can help it.

That was a movie, you idiot -- "Monty Python's Meaning of Life."

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