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adam hodge 05-09-2011 07:20 AM

Greatest burger
 
Hello everyone.
We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger possible and have been receiving an exceptional response but are in need of a little help to get across the line.

Vote for your favourite Inghams Turkey Super Burger Off recipe for a chance to win $100!

This link will take you to the site running the competition and you can see the full list of ingredients as well as the recipe instructions. You will see a great amount of effort has been put in by our team but we still need a little help to make it into the top 5.

Brooklyn1 05-09-2011 05:24 PM

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adam wrote:
>
>We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger possible.


No such animal.

Kswck 05-09-2011 10:01 PM

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"Brooklyn1" <Gravesend1> wrote in message
...
> adam wrote:
>>
>>We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger possible.

>
> No such animal.


Well, technically a turkey IS an animal. A turkey Burger-then no.




Brooklyn1 06-09-2011 01:40 AM

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"Kswck" wrote:
>"Brooklyn1" wrote
>>>
>>>We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger possible.

>>
>> No such animal.

>
>Well, technically a turkey IS an animal. A turkey Burger-then no.


Technically a burger is beef. Calling turkey a burger is like calling
a faggot a man.
http://www.epicurious.com/tools/food...=11&submit.y=9

itsjoannotjoann 06-09-2011 01:42 AM

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On Sep 5, 11:24*am, Brooklyn1 <Gravesend1> wrote:
> adam wrote:
>
> >We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger possible.

>
> No such animal.


>
>

And it's a turkey burger from ............................food
banter!!!!!!!

M. JL Esq. 06-09-2011 06:08 AM

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Kswck wrote:
> "Brooklyn1" <Gravesend1> wrote
>
>>adam wrote:
>>
>>>We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger possible.

>>
>>No such animal.

>
>
> Well, technically a turkey IS an animal. A turkey Burger-then no.
>
>
>


Consider the source, it objects to a colloquialism with a colloquialism.

A well seasoned bit of ground turkey cooked up and served on a thick
slice of bread with a sage and onion gravy will tide me over between
various whole birds.
--
JL

jmcquown[_2_] 06-09-2011 07:29 PM

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"Kent Brockman" > wrote in message
...
>
> On 5-Sep-2011, adam hodge >
> wrote:
>
>> Hello everyone.
>> We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger possible
>> and have been receiving an exceptional response but are in need of a
>> little help to get across the line.

>

Well, Adam, if you can't figure it out we certainly aren't going to tell you
how to make a better turkey burger so you can win some contest. What do we
get out of it? Figure it out yourself.

Jill


Nancy2[_2_] 06-09-2011 10:29 PM

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On Sep 6, 1:29*pm, "jmcquown" > wrote:
> "Kent Brockman" > wrote in message
>
> ...
>
> > On *5-Sep-2011, adam hodge >
> > wrote:

>
> >> Hello everyone.
> >> We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger possible
> >> and have been receiving an exceptional response but are in need of a
> >> little help to get across the line.

>
> Well, Adam, if you can't figure it out we certainly aren't going to tell you
> how to make a better turkey burger so you can win some contest. *What do we
> get out of it? *Figure it out yourself.
>
> Jill


It's pretty funny that he wants help and the prize is only $100. He
must be desperate.

N.

Honey Badger[_2_] 07-09-2011 12:50 AM

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jmcquown wrote:
>
> "Kent Brockman" > wrote in message
> ...
>>
>> On 5-Sep-2011, adam hodge >
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Hello everyone.
>>> We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger possible
>>> and have been receiving an exceptional response but are in need of a
>>> little help to get across the line.

>>

> Well, Adam, if you can't figure it out we certainly aren't going to
> tell you how to make a better turkey burger so you can win some
> contest. What do we get out of it? Figure it out yourself.
>
> Jill


Bitch!

-HB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

jmcquown[_2_] 07-09-2011 02:48 AM

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"Honey Badger" > wrote in message
...
> jmcquown wrote:
>>
>> "Kent Brockman" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>>
>>> On 5-Sep-2011, adam hodge >
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hello everyone.
>>>> We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger possible
>>>> and have been receiving an exceptional response but are in need of a
>>>> little help to get across the line.
>>>

>> Well, Adam, if you can't figure it out we certainly aren't going to tell
>> you how to make a better turkey burger so you can win some contest. What
>> do we get out of it? Figure it out yourself.
>>
>> Jill

>
> Bitch!
>
> -HB
>

Bite me. What are you, his cheerleader? If he's going to enter a contest
he needs to do it on his own merits. Plain and simple.

Jill


Honey Badger[_2_] 08-09-2011 12:20 AM

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jmcquown wrote:
>
> "Honey Badger" > wrote in message
> ...
>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>
>>> "Kent Brockman" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>>
>>>> On 5-Sep-2011, adam hodge
>>>> > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Hello everyone.
>>>>> We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger
>>>>> possible
>>>>> and have been receiving an exceptional response but are in need of a
>>>>> little help to get across the line.
>>>>
>>> Well, Adam, if you can't figure it out we certainly aren't going to
>>> tell you how to make a better turkey burger so you can win some
>>> contest. What do we get out of it? Figure it out yourself.
>>>
>>> Jill

>>
>> Bitch!
>>
>> -HB
>>

> Bite me. What are you, his cheerleader? If he's going to enter a
> contest he needs to do it on his own merits. Plain and simple.
>
> Jill


We all have to learn, Stupid!

-HB

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_831278.html

jmcquown[_2_] 08-09-2011 12:54 AM

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"Honey Badger" > wrote in message
...
> jmcquown wrote:
>>
>> "Honey Badger" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Kent Brockman" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>>
>>>>> On 5-Sep-2011, adam hodge >
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Hello everyone.
>>>>>> We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger
>>>>>> possible
>>>>>> and have been receiving an exceptional response but are in need of a
>>>>>> little help to get across the line.
>>>>>
>>>> Well, Adam, if you can't figure it out we certainly aren't going to
>>>> tell you how to make a better turkey burger so you can win some
>>>> contest. What do we get out of it? Figure it out yourself.
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>>
>>> Bitch!
>>>
>>> -HB
>>>

>> Bite me. What are you, his cheerleader? If he's going to enter a
>> contest he needs to do it on his own merits. Plain and simple.
>>
>> Jill

>
> We all have to learn, Stupid!
>
> -HB
>

You're an idiot. You don't enter a contest if you first don't have SOME
idea about what you're doing. Unless it's a contest for stuffing your foot
up your ass. TROLL!

Jill



zxcvbob 08-09-2011 01:55 AM

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adam hodge wrote:
> Hello everyone.
> We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger possible
> and have been receiving an exceptional response but are in need of a
> little help to get across the line.
>
> 'Vote for your favourite Inghams Turkey Super Burger Off recipe for a
> chance to win $100!' (http://tinyurl.com/42ul6c8)
>
> This link will take you to the site running the competition and you can
> see the full list of ingredients as well as the recipe instructions. You
> will see a great amount of effort has been put in by our team but we
> still need a little help to make it into the top 5.
>



A whole turkey leg wrapped in bacon and barbecued, with a little bit of
sauce and served on a bun. That's it. Sliced raw onions, sliced
tomatoes, pickles, jalapeņos, etc. on the side.

(idea mostly borrowed from Ron Swanson)

-Bob

sf[_9_] 08-09-2011 02:49 AM

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On Wed, 07 Sep 2011 19:20:51 -0400, Honey Badger
> wrote:

> We all have to learn, Stupid!


If he's still in the learning stage, then he should practice until
he's good enough to enter contests. Until then, there are lots of
recipes on the internet to experiment with.

--
I love cooking with wine.
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Honey Badger[_3_] 09-09-2011 12:02 AM

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jmcquown wrote:
>
> "Honey Badger" > wrote in message
> ...
>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>
>>> "Honey Badger" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> "Kent Brockman" > wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On 5-Sep-2011, adam hodge
>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hello everyone.
>>>>>>> We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger
>>>>>>> possible
>>>>>>> and have been receiving an exceptional response but are in need
>>>>>>> of a
>>>>>>> little help to get across the line.
>>>>>>
>>>>> Well, Adam, if you can't figure it out we certainly aren't going
>>>>> to tell you how to make a better turkey burger so you can win some
>>>>> contest. What do we get out of it? Figure it out yourself.
>>>>>
>>>>> Jill
>>>>
>>>> Bitch!
>>>>
>>>> -HB
>>>>
>>> Bite me. What are you, his cheerleader? If he's going to enter a
>>> contest he needs to do it on his own merits. Plain and simple.
>>>
>>> Jill

>>
>> We all have to learn, Stupid!
>>
>> -HB
>>

> You're an idiot. You don't enter a contest if you first don't have
> SOME idea about what you're doing. Unless it's a contest for stuffing
> your foot up your ass. TROLL!
>
> Jill
>
>

Re-read the post. He already has a plan.

-HB

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_831278.html

jmcquown[_2_] 09-09-2011 06:40 PM

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"Honey Badger" > wrote in message
...
> jmcquown wrote:
>>
>> "Honey Badger" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>
>>>> "Honey Badger" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> jmcquown wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Kent Brockman" > wrote in message
>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 5-Sep-2011, adam hodge
>>>>>>> > wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Hello everyone.
>>>>>>>> We have entered a competition to create the best turkey burger
>>>>>>>> possible
>>>>>>>> and have been receiving an exceptional response but are in need of
>>>>>>>> a
>>>>>>>> little help to get across the line.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, Adam, if you can't figure it out we certainly aren't going to
>>>>>> tell you how to make a better turkey burger so you can win some
>>>>>> contest. What do we get out of it? Figure it out yourself.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jill
>>>>>
>>>>> Bitch!
>>>>>
>>>>> -HB
>>>>>
>>>> Bite me. What are you, his cheerleader? If he's going to enter a
>>>> contest he needs to do it on his own merits. Plain and simple.
>>>>
>>>> Jill
>>>
>>> We all have to learn, Stupid!
>>>
>>> -HB
>>>

>> You're an idiot. You don't enter a contest if you first don't have SOME
>> idea about what you're doing. Unless it's a contest for stuffing your
>> foot up your ass. TROLL!
>>
>> Jill
>>
>>

> Re-read the post. He already has a plan.
>
> -HB
>

Yeah, he has a plan to ask us what to do.

Jill



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