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New Zealand Pub Serves Shots of Apple-Flavored Horse Semen

A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it decided
to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers.

Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in Wellington, was looking
for a new drink as the entry for the nationwide 14th annual Monteith's Beer
& Wild Food Challenge, when he realized the sperm harvested from a nearby
Christchurch stallion farm would make a fine choice. Add some apple flavor
and voila, you have the most disgusting shot ever served in a bar. And the
weirdest thing is people actually pay big money to try it. If someone paid
you to drink horse semen, I'd (kind of) understand, but when you're the one
paying $20 for a shot of the stuff, you have a problem.

According to Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, the horse semen drink known
as "Hoihoi tatea" is particularly preferred by the female clientele. Most
ladies down the stuff and afterwards make jokes about going home and getting
their husbands to eat grass, or about the possibility of their children
being born with long faces. Varley admits he tried horse semen himself and
claims it tastes "ok", "like custard", but says it's not very popular with
men, in general.

Despite possible health benefits of drinking sperm, like boosted
testosterone levels due to the DHEA hormone, none of the customers who tried
Hoihoi tatea came back for seconds. The Green Man staff actually advise
customers to drink the shot in one gulp, instead of trying to sip it like a
delicious cocktail. If you want to try apple-flavored horse semen yourself,
I suggest you hurry, as it's only available until July 3, when Monteith's
Beer & Wild Food Challenge ends.


Steve C.

Esteban Cordoba wrote:

> http://preview.tinyurl.com/3f6jrk7
>
> New Zealand Pub Serves Shots of Apple-Flavored Horse Semen
>
> A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it decided
> to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers.
>
> Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in Wellington, was looking
> for a new drink as the entry for the nationwide 14th annual Monteith's
> Beer & Wild Food Challenge, when he realized the sperm harvested from a
> nearby Christchurch stallion farm would make a fine choice. Add some apple
> flavor and voila, you have the most disgusting shot ever served in a bar.
> And the weirdest thing is people actually pay big money to try it. If
> someone paid you to drink horse semen, I'd (kind of) understand, but when
> you're the one paying $20 for a shot of the stuff, you have a problem.
>
> According to Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, the horse semen drink known
> as "Hoihoi tatea" is particularly preferred by the female clientele. Most
> ladies down the stuff and afterwards make jokes about going home and
> getting their husbands to eat grass, or about the possibility of their
> children being born with long faces. Varley admits he tried horse semen
> himself and claims it tastes "ok", "like custard", but says it's not very
> popular with men, in general.
>
> Despite possible health benefits of drinking sperm, like boosted
> testosterone levels due to the DHEA hormone, none of the customers who
> tried Hoihoi tatea came back for seconds. The Green Man staff actually
> advise customers to drink the shot in one gulp, instead of trying to sip
> it like a delicious cocktail. If you want to try apple-flavored horse
> semen yourself, I suggest you hurry, as it's only available until July 3,
> when Monteith's Beer & Wild Food Challenge ends.
>
>
> Steve C.




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On 2/07/2011 5:53 PM, Julana Benaroon wrote:
> Esteban Cordoba wrote:
>
>> http://preview.tinyurl.com/3f6jrk7
>>
>> New Zealand Pub Serves Shots of Apple-Flavored Horse Semen
>>
>> A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it decided
>> to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers.
>>
>> Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in Wellington, was looking
>> for a new drink as the entry for the nationwide 14th annual Monteith's
>> Beer& Wild Food Challenge, when he realized the sperm harvested from a
>> nearby Christchurch stallion farm would make a fine choice. Add some apple
>> flavor and voila, you have the most disgusting shot ever served in a bar.
>> And the weirdest thing is people actually pay big money to try it. If
>> someone paid you to drink horse semen, I'd (kind of) understand, but when
>> you're the one paying $20 for a shot of the stuff, you have a problem.
>>
>> According to Green Man Pub chef, Jason Varley, the horse semen drink known
>> as "Hoihoi tatea" is particularly preferred by the female clientele. Most
>> ladies down the stuff and afterwards make jokes about going home and
>> getting their husbands to eat grass, or about the possibility of their
>> children being born with long faces. Varley admits he tried horse semen
>> himself and claims it tastes "ok", "like custard", but says it's not very
>> popular with men, in general.
>>
>> Despite possible health benefits of drinking sperm, like boosted
>> testosterone levels due to the DHEA hormone, none of the customers who
>> tried Hoihoi tatea came back for seconds. The Green Man staff actually
>> advise customers to drink the shot in one gulp, instead of trying to sip
>> it like a delicious cocktail. If you want to try apple-flavored horse
>> semen yourself, I suggest you hurry, as it's only available until July 3,
>> when Monteith's Beer& Wild Food Challenge ends.
>>
>>
>> Steve C.
>
>
>
>
> This is a stalker/troll who was "born" just eight months ago for the express
> purpose of denigrating Australia. I will not allow him to take over this
> group.
>
>
>
> PLONK.
>
>
>
>
So, the fake aboriginal, Julana Benaroon, is really Peter Lucas, who is
probably just as fake anyway?

Just who is a stalker troll here? How can one tell? Should one care when
those warning us of trolls are more likely to be trolls themselves?

Krypsis

Krypsis wrote:

> So, the fake aboriginal, Julana Benaroon, is really Peter Lucas, who is
> probably just as fake anyway?
>
> Just who is a stalker troll here? How can one tell? Should one care when
> those warning us of trolls are more likely to be trolls themselves?


Thus speaks one stalker/troll in defence of another! LMAO!!!!!




PLONK to you too, Kryptosporidium! Or should I say JEBUS????




--
Peter Lucas
Hobart
Tasmania


Those who abjure violence can only do so because others are committing
violence on their behalf

Peter forged:

> --
> Peter Lucas
> Hobart
> Tasmania

So Peter is now using my name? I suppose he might as well; his own name is
worthless these days. Can someone advise me on how to register a complaint
with whatever agency oversees this kind of attempted identity theft?

--

On 10/07/2011 1:29 PM, Julana Benaroon wrote:
> Peter forged:
>
>> --
>> Peter Lucas
>> Hobart
>> Tasmania
>
> So Peter is now using my name? I suppose he might as well; his own name is
> worthless these days. Can someone advise me on how to register a complaint
> with whatever agency oversees this kind of attempted identity theft?
>
You are a tad slow on the uptake. You reply to me, then realise you've
stuffed up your aliases and come up with this lame response. A sad case
of troll-slipup!

Anyway, why would you complain to some higher authority about what you
are doing yourself? Seems kind of pointless to me. You really need to be
prosecuted for impersonating a person of aboriginal descent.

For the record, I do not use an alternative identity on this group and
certainly not "JEßUS". The only identity I use here and on most other
newsgroups is "Krypsis". I only ever use an alternative identity on SCV
and a couple of other select newsgroups where I use a different keyboard
that allows me to use all the "accents" that their written languages
requires. I can manage it on this computer, even to properly create the
name "JEßUS", but it's a convoluted and awkward process. My Mac with a
properly equipped keyboard manages alternative character sets with ease!
At one stage I even "inherited" a Thai keyboard for my Mac. Neither I
nor my wife had any need of it so I passed it on to a Thai friend, a
lecturer at Monash Uni, who was very grateful for it. Apparently they
are a little hard to obtain in this country.

Krypsis

In article >,
"Esteban Cordoba" > wrote:

> http://preview.tinyurl.com/3f6jrk7
>
> New Zealand Pub Serves Shots of Apple-Flavored Horse Semen
>
> A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it decided
> to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers.
>
> Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in Wellington, was looking
> for a new drink as the entry for the nationwide 14th annual Monteith's Beer
> & Wild Food Challenge, when he realized the sperm harvested from a nearby
> Christchurch stallion farm would make a fine choice.

Bunch of bullshit. 190 miles away is not "nearby".

I don't know who wrote this but they should be embarrassed.

Miche

--
Electricians do it in three phases

Miche wrote...

> "Esteban Cordoba" > wrote:
>
>> http://preview.tinyurl.com/3f6jrk7
>>
>> New Zealand Pub Serves Shots of Apple-Flavored Horse Semen
>>
>> A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it
>> decided to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers.
>>
>> Steven Drummond, co-owner of the Green Man Pub, in Wellington, was
>> looking for a new drink as the entry for the nationwide 14th annual
>> Monteith's Beer & Wild Food Challenge, when he realized the sperm
>> harvested from a nearby Christchurch stallion farm would make a fine
>> choice.
>
> Bunch of bullshit. 190 miles away is not "nearby".
>
> I don't know who wrote this but they should be embarrassed.
>
> Miche
>
> --
> Electricians do it in three phases


Why are you responding to this stalker/troll? Don't feed it!


I thought you at least would know better. Plonk the thing and be done with
it.


This is a stalker/troll who was "born" just nine months ago for the express
purpose of denigrating Australia. I will not allow him to take over this
group.



PLONK.




--
Peter Lucas
Hobart
Tasmania


Nothing ever truely dies
the Universe wastes nothing
everything is simply... transformed